Joyswag: Fallout 3 Survival Guide and Vault Boy puppets

Didn't get your hands in on a Fallout 3 Vault Boy puppet from this year's PAX? The folks at Bethesda have donated a hand-ful (har) for us to give away, along with a couple of Vault Dweller's Survival Guides. All we want to know is what perk you would want in real life, whether it's an actual Fallout perk or something you just made up. (Our pick: Bloody Mess, without question.)

To enter this giveaway:

• Leave a comment telling us what perk you would want to have in real life. Be creative and descriptive!
  
• You must be 18 years or older and a (non-zombie) resident of the US or Canada (excluding Quebec and Megaton).
  
• Limit 1 entry per person per calendar day (comment more than once and the Brotherhood will pay you a visit).
  
• This entry period ends at 10:00pm ET on Friday, September 26th. We'll randomly select three winners at that time to each receive a Vault Boy puppet (valued at approximately $15); two of those will also receive the Vault Dweller's Survival Guide (approx. $0.15). Please check your e-mail!
  
• For a list of complete rules that you can expose to radiation, click here.