Ms. Naka: Janene, has Sonic seemed a bit ... off to you?
Janene: Why, how do you mean? Sure, he's a little rambunctious, but --
Ms. Naka: No, it's more than that. He's spinning around town with the wrong crowd, he pawned all my gold rings to buy, well, other gold rings ...
Janene: No! His own mother's rings?!
Ms. Naka: It's true. Ever since Prope -- you know, Yuji's studio? -- put up that teaser image about a new game it's going to reveal in 17 days, Sonic's just been completely out of control!
Janene: Oh, Doris, that's perfectly natural. Yuji created Sonic, and now he's making something new. The little blue guy's just afraid he won't be the favorite any more.
Ms. Naka: ... Oh, God, are you joking? We haven't loved him for years. Did you not play Sonic and the Secret Rings?
Reader Comments (46)
Posted: Sep 22nd 2008 5:16PM Lijik said
I don't get why people hate Naka so much. He did a decent job of trying to make a 3D Sonic, despite his ego problems. It was when Takashi Iizuka increasingly got more control over the series that the games started to suck.
Adventure 2? Iizuka. (Don't try disputing this. The knuckle stages were crap and it started the "Run forward over a pit" school of Sonic stages.) Heroes? Iizuka. Shadow? Iizuka. 06? Iizuka. Nights:JoD? Iizuka. (I know its not Sonic, but still).
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Adventure 2? Iizuka. (Don't try disputing this. The knuckle stages were crap and it started the "Run forward over a pit" school of Sonic stages.) Heroes? Iizuka. Shadow? Iizuka. 06? Iizuka. Nights:JoD? Iizuka. (I know its not Sonic, but still).
Posted: Sep 22nd 2008 2:30PM Shagittarius said
Here comes the waggle train: fap-fap-fap-fAP-FAP-FAP
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Posted: Sep 22nd 2008 2:49PM (Unverified) said
@ Shag
Is there anything in this world that ,in your opinion, doesn't make a FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP sound?
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Is there anything in this world that ,in your opinion, doesn't make a FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP sound?
Posted: Sep 22nd 2008 3:05PM Shagittarius said
"trains to fap they chugalug"
Its a steam engine.
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Its a steam engine.
Posted: Sep 22nd 2008 2:31PM Shagittarius said
...but your Wario icon destroys any credibility.
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Posted: Sep 22nd 2008 2:25PM Mayne Event said
Waddle Like a Penguin... a Wii-exclusive title making extensive use of the WiiFit board...!
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Posted: Sep 22nd 2008 2:34PM (Unverified) said
They're developing something for Linux now? Please?
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Posted: Sep 22nd 2008 10:36PM (Unverified) said
That's a good way to put it. So was the text at the bottom Justin's doing?
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Posted: Sep 22nd 2008 2:56PM (Unverified) said
I bet you are!
http://www.clubpenguin.com/
Club Penguin - Waddle around and meet new friends!
Signed,
JaneWellsJr, Gaming Oracle
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http://www.clubpenguin.com/
Club Penguin - Waddle around and meet new friends!
Signed,
JaneWellsJr, Gaming Oracle
Posted: Sep 22nd 2008 3:03PM (Unverified) said
I was thinking more along the lines of being a penguin butler and serving only the richest nobles. Of course, after the work is done and everyone is gone I's loosen up the bowtie and really get wild.
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Posted: Sep 23rd 2008 12:15AM (Unverified) said
Regardless of the nay-sayers out there that hate on Sonic and the fact Sonic has had a few poor titles in recent years, I will always love the blue blur.
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Posted: Sep 22nd 2008 2:57PM (Unverified) said
It's Sonic Ultimate Genesis Collection coming out for 360 and PS3... Ooo, scandalous...
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Posted: Sep 22nd 2008 3:19PM Mr Khan said
Ech. Even i didn't like that, and i felt that Shadow the hedgehog was passable, just with a horrid story
Sonic 2006 had the core gameplay, but with horrid load-times and an even worse story (unless you're the kind that likes human-anthro furry action)
yikes
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Sonic 2006 had the core gameplay, but with horrid load-times and an even worse story (unless you're the kind that likes human-anthro furry action)
yikes
Posted: Sep 22nd 2008 3:04PM (Unverified) said
It's Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection for 360 and PS3... Ooo, scandalous...
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Posted: Sep 22nd 2008 3:05PM ThornedVenom said
Remember that game where you were that dude who wacked a penguin as far as possible with your giant club?
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Posted: Sep 22nd 2008 4:15PM (Unverified) said
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