This Wednesday: Hail to the King, Duke Nukem 3D is back

Lines you're likely to hear from this week's Xbox Live Arcade release, Duke Nukem 3D:

• "What are you waiting for? Christmas?"
• "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum"
• "I ain't afraid of no quake!"
• "What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum sucking algae eater?"
• "Hmm, that's one "Doomed" Space Marine."
• "I should have known those alien maggots booby trapped the sub."
• "And I thought 10 guns was hard to carry!"
• "Damn! I'm looking good!"
• "Nobody jacks with our Independence!"
• "I can't wait to play myself in Duke Nukem Forever, coming Fall 1998."

Killing alien scum will cost you 800 ($10).