PSA: Xbox Live down Sept. 29 to prep NXE
Freeze! Not so fast. Step away from the calendar. That's right, put the marker down. September 29th is not the day your new Mii-er-crosoft Avatar will be delivered to your dashboard. It's not as easy as ringing up the storks, you know. Making Avatars and all those other newfangled Xbox experiments take time. It's like a delicate dance. No, that's not right. It's like a service-wide blackout. Monday, September 29th, 12:01 am to 11:59 pm PST to be exact.
So you sit and you wait, or you go get some fresh air -- or you do what we do: Play offline. And then it's Tuesday, and, well, you may be surprised to find the same old Xbox experience on your console. After all that, you wonder? Uh-huh. That's it? Yep, for now. But, but -- the new New? "That will happen later this Fall," Major assures.
So you sit and you wait, or you go get some fresh air -- or you do what we do: Play offline. And then it's Tuesday, and, well, you may be surprised to find the same old Xbox experience on your console. After all that, you wonder? Uh-huh. That's it? Yep, for now. But, but -- the new New? "That will happen later this Fall," Major assures.












Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
OMGOMG @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:05PM
I'm pumped. Thanks Dreamcast for imagining the idea of console online play!!
OMGOMG @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:11PM
And yes, I did read the post. This just means it's coming soon.
j.howlett @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:20PM
i know the dreamcast was the first console i actually went online with but i think nintendo had vauge plans with possible future add-ons and sega had sega tv and i think sega net back in the day
juju187 @ Sep 23rd 2008 3:55PM
sega channel was the shit! 100+ games for 13.99 great deal
j.howlett @ Sep 23rd 2008 4:14PM
yeah, and even the launch playstation had expansion slots, plus that whole net yarazoo(sp) thing
I DeX I @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:06PM
Oh, dear Lord. Here comes the barrage of "Microsoft owes us $$$ for those 24 hours of downtime".
josh @ Sep 23rd 2008 4:24PM
What? you guys gonna cry bout one day of offline gamming? come on! get your assses to they gym!!!! stop being fat and whimp.. that is a great day to get some booty lol... girl booty for me but for most of you it'll be a guys..
OMGOMG @ Sep 23rd 2008 3:52PM
In Soviet Russia, XBOX Live repairs YOU!
xGeneral DEATHx @ Sep 23rd 2008 4:45PM
LoLz.
cuso26 @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:07PM
User Editor Patrol GO!
"you're new"
See me after class.
Fenix @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:08PM
Down for 24hrs WTF?!!!
Microsoft owes us $$$ for those 24 hours of downtime!!!!
Duke @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:13PM
Oh Noes! Check is in the mail!
Jakka(A tribute to whose who fought and failed during the Epic Flamewar of L.A. Noir) @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:15PM
Hopefully this time we'll get an XBLA game that DOESN'T SUCK!
dark_inchworm @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:16PM
I liked Undertow...
Also, since this downtime is expected, no freebie for us :(
Slaziman @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:47PM
WTF IT'S 23 hours 58 minutes U CANT COUNT LOSER
Duke @ Sep 23rd 2008 3:03PM
Yeah, I liked Undertow too.
tcc3 @ Sep 23rd 2008 3:06PM
They'll take it out of the bill theyre going to send you for the free fall upgrade.
Yes I realize you were being clever.
FOXHOUND @ Sep 23rd 2008 3:10PM
I would like to my cash prizes to be exchanged for booze, please. :d
Matt @ Sep 23rd 2008 5:14PM
why dont they just mail you out the 13 cents in an envelope that costs 5 cents to print, with a stamp that costs 42 cents, on a check that costs 10 cents to print, run through a machine that costs 1 cent to process that check...
or better yet they should give us a $ 10 game for free for the 13 cents lost...
lol....
343 Guilty Fart @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:08PM
ZOMG I demand my 13 cents back for the day of service missed!
Titanium_Orchid @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:11PM
MICRO$OFT OWE$ ME MONEY$$$$$$!!!!!!!
Titanium_Orchid @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:16PM
HURRRROFLROFLROFLROFL
dark_inchworm @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:26PM
I know this seems like no big deal - I really don't mind not being able to play for a day - but I hope you take lost time seriously when you're out on your own and paying the bills when all of a sudden the electricity or internet access go out for days. If they pull the plug for a bit and offer no compensation, and you don't make some effort to stand up against it, you're allowing them to set an unfortunate precedent.
(apologies in advance if you are in fact out on your own)
Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:45PM
sigh, the joke totally went over your head didn't it dark?
dark_inchworm @ Sep 23rd 2008 3:19PM
Um, no, I was critiquing his joke based on its foundation.
riggs @ Sep 23rd 2008 3:24PM
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
dark_inchworm @ Sep 24th 2008 10:11AM
Yes, "whoosh" indeed, right over my head.
Titanium was obviously lampooning anyone that would complain about losing a day of XBL, and while I don't think losing 24 hours of online video gaming is a huge deal, I'm of the opinion that you're a fool if you'll let any company shortchange you, ESPECIALLY if they neglect to inform you of a pending downtime (which fortunately is not the case here).
Since you kids obviously aren't concerned with such things, I'll let you fall into these traps yourself. No, don't heed me, just tell me how completely oblivious I am to this transparent joke.
Thank you and good day.
CB @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:13PM
I guess I'll fire up Oblivion then!
BlaznGoldstein (Electric 6 Defense Force) @ Sep 23rd 2008 5:03PM
Or perhaps your yet to be patched Fable 2 Pub Games? That's where I'll be.
Jakka(A tribute to whose who fought and failed during the Epic Flamewar of L.A. Noir) @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:13PM
Since they axed this year's Spring Update, I was hoping they would bring out that fucker early to make up for it.
Oh well, guess I'm back to the usual "whatever"...
Antagonist @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:18PM
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b331/neoengel/dog-whargarbl.jpg
T @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:41PM
That picture should be labeled NSFW. Not because of its content, but because your reaction to seeing it will draw unwanted attention to the fact you're not doing your work. ;)
Zeus.:God @ Sep 23rd 2008 4:34PM
Seriously, I've seen that picture hundreds of times, but that caption just sealed the deal...
Marty @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:21PM
Less than a week away... pretty exciting!
Waffle Slayer @ Sep 24th 2008 3:20AM
What is exciting about Live going down for an entire day?
You obviously didn't read the article. You won't see the new features until later this fall.
zoltek @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:34PM
haha i love how xbox live goes down for 1 day and everyone wants free stuff, like the dashboard update costs you money, and o yea if you have netflix you have to pay money to watch movies when that goes live.
stop whining.
plus im sure if you have a job you work even minute of your "work day".
Fenix @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:43PM
BURN IN HELL M$!! BURN IN HELL!!!
*Pumps fist
Titanium_Orchid @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:48PM
GIMME TEH MONEH!!!!!!!11111!!!ONE111!!ONE
jumpshot @ Sep 24th 2008 11:46AM
Well unlike other networks, live users are used to having their network be always up. So the last time it went down it was a big deal. This, is not.
However, I prefer to be irrational and demand MONEYZZZZ!!!!!
Slayer @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:43PM
What!? Xbox live down!? I DEMAND COMPENSATION!!!
Hala Madrid!! (PSWii60 Defense Force) @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:49PM
Commies don't get compensation. =p
Slayer @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:52PM
You again? I AM NOT A COMMIE!!! >:(
Duke @ Sep 23rd 2008 3:06PM
Don't make Stalin mad! :P
Hala Madrid!! (PSWii60 Defense Force) @ Sep 23rd 2008 3:22PM
Do I Krushchev?
Slaziman @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:47PM
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
baby sea tuna @ Sep 23rd 2008 3:05PM
http://seattlest.com/attachments/seattle_david2/hamburglar.jpg
Robble robble?
Titanium_Orchid @ Sep 23rd 2008 3:08PM
Rabble Rabble
http://images.southparkstudios.com/crap/downloads/preview_image_thumbnail.php?id=1847
LameDuck @ Sep 23rd 2008 5:01PM
Radda radda?
http://www.toon-flux.com/images/Schnitzel.jpg
zoltek @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:48PM
haha yes burn in hell !!! you stole 14 cents from me you bastards !
DangerMouse @ Sep 23rd 2008 2:50PM
CAPS LOCK? CAPS LOCK????? CAAAAAAPPPPSS LOOOCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!