You know that feeling when you're done with your local community theater troupe, but they just keep luring you back, promising that this year you'll play Henry Higgins, or complain that they simply don't have a believable Magical Mister Mistoffelees in the whole company and they don't know what they'll do without you? That's Hideo Kojima and Metal Gear Solid, and you gotta feel for the poor guy.
He so badly wants to be done with the series, he recently told 1UP: "I have three concepts for MGS5 already. What would be ideal for me with MGS5, though, is that we don't do those. If the team picks one of those concepts, I have to get involved again, which I don't want to do."
Could someone please come up with an insane enough plot for MGS5 so Kojima can hurry up and make us another Snatcher game? Who's up to the challenge? Is Ted Kaczynski still working?
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Posted: Sep 27th 2008 12:28AM (Unverified) said
Hmmm, ok here's my plan:
You play as liquid snakes DNA strand inside of Ocelot as you try to take over his consciousness to make him scream BROOOOOOTHEEERRR randomly every once in a while.
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You play as liquid snakes DNA strand inside of Ocelot as you try to take over his consciousness to make him scream BROOOOOOTHEEERRR randomly every once in a while.
Posted: Sep 26th 2008 11:14AM (Unverified) said
Ted Kaczynksi huh?
Metal Gear Solid V: A Manifesto on Nuclear Technologies?
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Metal Gear Solid V: A Manifesto on Nuclear Technologies?
Posted: Sep 26th 2008 11:17AM (Unverified) said
Dear Kojima-san,
Please make Zone of the Enders 3.
Lots of love,
Bellerophon
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Please make Zone of the Enders 3.
Lots of love,
Bellerophon
Posted: Sep 26th 2008 12:33PM (Unverified) said
Oh, hellz yeah. Giant fighting robots cannot be denied.
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Posted: Sep 26th 2008 11:21AM (Unverified) said
Heres a suggestion,
Snake comes to realize that Big Tobacco is just out to take his money and...
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Snake comes to realize that Big Tobacco is just out to take his money and...
Posted: Sep 26th 2008 11:35AM MrHashbrown said
How about this:
Snake versus the HADRON COLLIDER!!!!!!
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Snake versus the HADRON COLLIDER!!!!!!
Posted: Sep 26th 2008 12:10PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said
You don't feel that the Hardon Collider would be a formidable enough foe at his age?
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Posted: Sep 26th 2008 1:32PM dr steve brule said
heh, he would try to go down there underground and just freeze to death. the end
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Posted: Sep 26th 2008 12:34PM (Unverified) said
You have pressed, two.
No i didn't!
I'm pretty sure you did.
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No i didn't!
I'm pretty sure you did.
Posted: Sep 26th 2008 11:39AM (Unverified) said
Metal gear Solid = the most delicious cake ever!
Hideo Kojima = the fat person who is on a diet, really wants to start eating healthily but that cake is just so tempting...
He has a team that he has said are more than capable of doing a MGS on their own, who is he trying to convince?
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Hideo Kojima = the fat person who is on a diet, really wants to start eating healthily but that cake is just so tempting...
He has a team that he has said are more than capable of doing a MGS on their own, who is he trying to convince?
Posted: Sep 26th 2008 11:46AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
NO! SlimPickinz is right!
I just about fed up of Snake';s stupidity, doesn't he realise that while he's trying to save the world and stop people killing him, someone is already killing him slowly with something, cigarettes! I say Snake go on a secret mission to take down the owners of the cigarette company, sly bastards!
Oh wait, didn's Snake kill himself? Oh well.
We could always have Raiden do the job on behalf of him :D
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I just about fed up of Snake';s stupidity, doesn't he realise that while he's trying to save the world and stop people killing him, someone is already killing him slowly with something, cigarettes! I say Snake go on a secret mission to take down the owners of the cigarette company, sly bastards!
Oh wait, didn's Snake kill himself? Oh well.
We could always have Raiden do the job on behalf of him :D
Posted: Sep 26th 2008 1:01PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
I'm thinking, if smoking already killed him, there would have to be someone seek vengence :D Raiden will do it ^^
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Posted: Sep 26th 2008 1:51PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
Vcize, you just don't get it yet, but I will explain this horror story :O Smoking kills, inevitably Snake killed himself smoking none stop and the cause of his death, lung cancer, this is why Raiden must seek vengence! HA!
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Posted: Sep 26th 2008 5:15PM (Unverified) said
they should have a james bondish storyline like in mgs3
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Posted: Sep 26th 2008 12:29PM (Unverified) said
How about no more Metal Gear? Seriously, if the creator doesn't want to work on his own concepts, with an obviously huge budget, why on earth force him? As gamers, i mean. As a company, it's obvious: profit. But as a gamer i don't want to play a game whose creator didn't really want in the first place.
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Posted: Sep 26th 2008 12:50PM (Unverified) said
You know you make bring up a good thought here,
I just couldnt think this up whilst sticking to the post topic... But your right.
I would be curious to see what would happen if he "were forced" into making another though. How it would turn out that is...
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I just couldnt think this up whilst sticking to the post topic... But your right.
I would be curious to see what would happen if he "were forced" into making another though. How it would turn out that is...
Posted: Feb 18th 2010 4:37AM (Unverified) said
I would like to see MGS 5 as a prequel like MGS 3. Make the storyline about a very young Naked Snake being taken under the wing of The Boss.
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Posted: Sep 26th 2008 2:14PM Boffo the Sock said
Find: douche
! Phrase not found
Really? Ok then, I'll say it. While I love the MGS series, Hideo Kojima is an unbearable douche. I wish I wasn't violently forced to read these stories.
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! Phrase not found
Really? Ok then, I'll say it. While I love the MGS series, Hideo Kojima is an unbearable douche. I wish I wasn't violently forced to read these stories.
Posted: Sep 26th 2008 2:44PM (Unverified) said
Jack Thompson excels at decades-long, horribly convoluted conspiracy theories.
And his calendar is pretty much open, starting today :)
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And his calendar is pretty much open, starting today :)
Posted: Sep 28th 2008 11:52PM (Unverified) said
are you serious? you can't be serious. and Kojima, ZONE OF THE ENDERS 3 IS CALLING FOR YOU!
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Posted: Dec 4th 2008 12:28AM (Unverified) said
and you sir are a complete moron. If the Metal Gear series hasn't been good since the first one, then explain why ALL of the metal gear games have achieved amazing ratings, 9+, Also explain why there is an even bigger fan base for metal gear than any other game(series) thats out there.
To correct your sentence, you sir are a douche and have no taste for quality. It seems you can only play games like Gears 2 or Halo 3 which stories are utter crap and is just mindeless killing over and over.
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To correct your sentence, you sir are a douche and have no taste for quality. It seems you can only play games like Gears 2 or Halo 3 which stories are utter crap and is just mindeless killing over and over.
Posted: Dec 4th 2008 12:38AM (Unverified) said
Wow its clear to see that you are one with poor taste and has a mental disability. Halo 3 and Gears 2 has an almost non existent storyline and both fail completely in comparison to metal gear. You saying metal gear has no game play just proves how stupid you are. All of the metal gear games have plenty of gameplay.
So its true you sir are a moron. Metal gear is gaming at its finest and honestly, you are the only one in the world who says otherwise, or atleast the select few which is atleast 5 people at max. So your arguement is disproven and rendered invalid seeing as there are countless thousands of people who love metal gear and actualy know what they are talking about.
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So its true you sir are a moron. Metal gear is gaming at its finest and honestly, you are the only one in the world who says otherwise, or atleast the select few which is atleast 5 people at max. So your arguement is disproven and rendered invalid seeing as there are countless thousands of people who love metal gear and actualy know what they are talking about.
Posted: Dec 14th 2008 2:50AM (Unverified) said
You sir, 'John', have no intel on literature and how life takes convuluted twistes in ubrupted ways and in subtle or both ways. You may not see all the possibilities around you in this world of ours and may not see that, yes there are others on this earth that can kill, change, infulence, beneifit, and etc. and how even me, a 14 teen year old has gotten to read so much literature (but still can't spell good) can tell you off that life has possiblities with impossible possibilities that aren't there and are just rocks you can either climb, walk around, or turn around will not be affected by cohice but elected by fate. And that yet brings the fact that fate (life) is yours, in your hands, in which case means that you have no life, sucks to be you! MGS4 rocks! Thank you, not you John.
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