All the German police will say at this point is that the two men "got to know each other through the internet" on Pyke's Advance Wars website.
[Thanks to everyone who sent this in.]
All the German police will say at this point is that the two men "got to know each other through the internet" on Pyke's Advance Wars website.
[Thanks to everyone who sent this in.]
Reader Comments (63)
Posted: Sep 26th 2008 1:40PM Shagittarius said
I can hear the sound of those 2 meeting on the internets:
fap-fap-fap-fAP-FAP-FAP
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fap-fap-fap-fAP-FAP-FAP
Posted: Sep 26th 2008 1:50PM (Unverified) said
Crap...who's the slow one now?
Translation to Shaggi:
Fap....Fa'p fap fap fap fap?
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Translation to Shaggi:
Fap....Fa'p fap fap fap fap?
Posted: Sep 26th 2008 1:47PM (Unverified) said
One of those "I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT TO MY FACE IRL! I KNOW KARATE AND WORK OUT EVERYDAY!" type moments that ended up actually happening I bet.
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Posted: Sep 26th 2008 2:28PM (Unverified) said
Dude, im totally going to kick your ass now just to see if we can get our own story. Total profit afterwards.
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Posted: Sep 26th 2008 1:50PM Rankore said
What Lead to this event?A dialogue of love and passion!
Hey Man So You Play Advanced Wars?
Yeah I run the forumn!
Wow dude that sorta sexy!
Man i know i think its pretty cool!
Hey wanna like get to know each other?
Yeah that sounds pretty Homo erotic!
Hey whats your Address i want to come STAB you!
Oh man your super kinky arent you :P I like taht in my men
What do you mean your men? I thought i was the only one!
Well no i run a forumn i have lots of men, i make a bet that if i beat them online they have to come see me for some anal gay fun!
:( oh well i see how it is......
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Hey Man So You Play Advanced Wars?
Yeah I run the forumn!
Wow dude that sorta sexy!
Man i know i think its pretty cool!
Hey wanna like get to know each other?
Yeah that sounds pretty Homo erotic!
Hey whats your Address i want to come STAB you!
Oh man your super kinky arent you :P I like taht in my men
What do you mean your men? I thought i was the only one!
Well no i run a forumn i have lots of men, i make a bet that if i beat them online they have to come see me for some anal gay fun!
:( oh well i see how it is......
Posted: Sep 26th 2008 2:26PM FredFredrickson said
Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and say Shagittarius wins this reply section.
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Posted: Sep 26th 2008 4:22PM Levi Partridge said
@Shaggi: fap fap fap fap fap fap!
Translated for everyone else: Heh, I'm amused and disgusted at the same time!
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Translated for everyone else: Heh, I'm amused and disgusted at the same time!
Posted: Sep 26th 2008 1:50PM darkinchworm said
One reason I think a Joystiq reader convention would be a bad, bad idea.
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Posted: Sep 26th 2008 2:02PM Dashx747 said
But think of the fun it would be to see the likes of Killjebus and Fernando face to face, not fighting with words, but instead with bare fists. And of course, the Peaches doing, uh, whatever that is that people that use naked Peach avatar do.
And Mr. Esc (or his ghost) at the door, beging to get in (too bad he is banned, not a bad guy, not even sure what happened in the first place).
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And Mr. Esc (or his ghost) at the door, beging to get in (too bad he is banned, not a bad guy, not even sure what happened in the first place).
Posted: Sep 26th 2008 2:16PM (Unverified) said
well if i was there they'd be pretty stupid to try anything illegal
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Posted: Sep 26th 2008 3:43PM darkinchworm said
@theturtle363: Are you an underage girl?
(sweet)
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(sweet)
Posted: Sep 28th 2008 1:22AM The Blank Mage Returns said
I, for one, really am Blank-Mage. Which is to say, I don't know any magic, but I've got a sweet costume. Am I cosplaying right now? Maybe.
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Posted: Sep 26th 2008 1:53PM (Unverified) said
The Reg has more info on this.
Turns out a girl was involved, jealousy, online flirting, two-timing, threats, ect, ect.
Just your typical story of some web-ho driving 2 guys nuts, has absolutely NOTHING to do with the game.
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Turns out a girl was involved, jealousy, online flirting, two-timing, threats, ect, ect.
Just your typical story of some web-ho driving 2 guys nuts, has absolutely NOTHING to do with the game.
Posted: Sep 26th 2008 1:58PM CheesecakeJones said
So should I meet that guy I met on the cho.aniki.uk forums? He keeps talking about his "love knife." I think it's a ceremonial friendship dagger or something. Like from Inuyasha or something...
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Posted: Sep 28th 2008 1:26AM The Blank Mage Returns said
Wait, did Inuyasha have a friendship dagger? Maybe that show is better than I give it credit for... I was probably too busy trying to erase Jaken from existence with sheer force of will.
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Posted: Sep 26th 2008 1:59PM MowDownJoe said
I expected an "INTERNETS. SERIOUS BUSINESS." in the first 10 posts. You disappointed me.
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Posted: Sep 26th 2008 2:03PM (Unverified) said
This game should be banned. As well as the internet, and knives, and murder!!
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Posted: Sep 26th 2008 2:29PM (Unverified) said
The interweb really has no understanding of too soon.
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Posted: Sep 26th 2008 3:06PM (Unverified) said
Let's face it, humans suck. Some suck more than others, but EVERYBODY has some degree of suckitude.
I can't wait until the day that everybody I know including myself is dead and this shit doesn't matter anymore. Floating around without a care in the world at peace sounds pretty awesome to me, just hope I go quick and painless.
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Sorry about that, just picked up the Force Feedback Wheel for GRID and been trying to calibrate it for the past hour. Guess it could be worse, I could hook up with one of you here on Joystiq and you can come over and kill me.
My thoughts and prayers go to his family.
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I can't wait until the day that everybody I know including myself is dead and this shit doesn't matter anymore. Floating around without a care in the world at peace sounds pretty awesome to me, just hope I go quick and painless.
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Sorry about that, just picked up the Force Feedback Wheel for GRID and been trying to calibrate it for the past hour. Guess it could be worse, I could hook up with one of you here on Joystiq and you can come over and kill me.
My thoughts and prayers go to his family.
Posted: Sep 26th 2008 3:57PM (Unverified) said
So, um, Duke, where do you live? Wanna hang out? We can compare purple hair dyes, then go shop at Hot Topic. I think there is one in my mall here not sure.
Oh, bring some eyeliner, you can't have mine.
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Oh, bring some eyeliner, you can't have mine.
Posted: Sep 27th 2008 5:01AM (Unverified) said
Mr Colbert isn't human, he is a god amongst men.
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Posted: Sep 28th 2008 1:30AM The Blank Mage Returns said
Hey, I like Hot Topic, and I'm not emo. They's got the Deathnote T-shirts, and I'm reasonably sure that is for the win.
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Posted: Sep 28th 2008 3:03AM (Unverified) said
Alright, I bought my red Faygo t-shirt there for $10 three years ago. People who aren't in the know of delicious Faygo colas think it's some sort of "being a homosexual" reference. At least that is what the strangers I meet at the Rest Area at 2 in the morning think when I hook up with them for some good ol' fashioned, American gay sex.
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