Duke Nukem Forever screens hidden in XBLA Duke Nukem 3D
You've soldiered through the entirety of the recent XBLA re-release of Duke Nukem 3D, taking special care to fulfill the game's unique achievement requirements. You receive the standard reward for your hard work and dedication, a 200 point boost to your already impressive Gamerscore -- though you quickly realize with glee that 3D Realms has provided an additional prize for your feat: Two new screenshots for a game that is never, ever, ever coming out.
Yes, unlocking every achievement in Duke Nukem 3D reveals two new screenshots for the title's oft-delayed follow-up in the art gallery. Though some may consider it a stretch to call screenshots from the Duke's supposedly upcoming title "art", we find any sign of life for the highly-quotable shooter utterly refreshing.
Yes, unlocking every achievement in Duke Nukem 3D reveals two new screenshots for the title's oft-delayed follow-up in the art gallery. Though some may consider it a stretch to call screenshots from the Duke's supposedly upcoming title "art", we find any sign of life for the highly-quotable shooter utterly refreshing.












Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Toasty Toaster Man @ Sep 27th 2008 5:42PM
I'll believe it when I-
... Oh.
Limezor @ Sep 27th 2008 8:28PM
But will it blend?
Linkario @ Sep 27th 2008 5:43PM
Shake it baby.
sinergy @ Sep 27th 2008 7:55PM
Ya wanna dance?
and my favorite (trying to find a door): "where is it?"
CUBSWILLWIN @ Sep 28th 2008 9:11AM
I'm gonna rip your head off, and shit down your neck...
ANTCEP @ Sep 27th 2008 5:46PM
eat shit and die
Haggard (steam: haggard_dawn, PSN: HaggyWaggy) @ Sep 27th 2008 7:08PM
You can tell people voting up Duke quotes get bored after only two, interesting.
Jakka(A tribute to whose who fought and failed during the Epic Flamewar of L.A. Noir and MR.ESC) @ Sep 27th 2008 8:04PM
You're just bitter because (as of the time I'm writing this) your Duke quote is the only one that's still on 2 Hearts :P
Red Leader @ Sep 28th 2008 2:00AM
I've got balls of steel.
Xav de Matos @ Sep 27th 2008 6:01PM
Duke Nukem Fornever
Clinton RRoD sept.3 @ Sep 27th 2008 8:26PM
xav is the only writer ive seen comment on other posts
Jakka(A tribute to whose who fought and failed during the Epic Flamewar of L.A. Noir and MR.ESC) @ Sep 27th 2008 8:30PM
Well, Justin does comment a bit when it comes down to acknowledging mistakes to correcting something or other stuff but right, Xav is the only one that does actually points out his opinion etc.
Xav de Matos @ Sep 27th 2008 8:32PM
And sometimes it bites me on the ass but I visit these sites too, you know.
Clinton RRoD sept.3 @ Oct 1st 2008 6:45PM
i know this was a while ago but thanks for doing it anyway
Bigfoot @ Sep 27th 2008 6:11PM
Balls of steel.
Wiinterfang @ Sep 27th 2008 10:18PM
I get caught on the airport cuz I got balls of steel.
Haggard (steam: haggard_dawn, PSN: HaggyWaggy) @ Sep 27th 2008 6:17PM
Come get some!
Titanium_Orchid @ Sep 27th 2008 11:51PM
lol @ you
itbekevin2010 @ Sep 28th 2008 12:06AM
fail
i think its time to kick some ass and chew some bubble gum
Chris Are @ Sep 27th 2008 6:19PM
This is just the most drawn out prank ever. Five years from now we're going to have 10 more shitty screen shots, then on April 1st they're going to say it was all a joke.
Fx.Dr @ Sep 27th 2008 6:56PM
"...we're going to have 10 more shitty screen shots..."
It's all so clear now, DNF was intended as a flip-book.
Lone Starr @ Sep 27th 2008 6:21PM
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.
t_m @ Sep 28th 2008 5:28AM
- John Nada, 1988
DangerMouse @ Sep 27th 2008 6:24PM
Blow it out your ass.
Draken Stark @ Sep 28th 2008 12:34AM
LMAO, I read that right after the bubblegum post.
Slayer @ Sep 27th 2008 6:24PM
What in the hell is taking so long for this game to be released?
devian @ Sep 27th 2008 6:37PM
Did they finally rename it to Duke Nukem Never?
Neebs @ Sep 27th 2008 6:50PM
I've got balls of steel.
KylHu @ Sep 27th 2008 7:01PM
Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.
Tony @ Sep 27th 2008 7:30PM
Wow, I hope this game rawcks.
Actually no, someone remind me why anyone round here should even give a tuppeny shit anymore?
Professor Murda @ Sep 27th 2008 8:17PM
What I'm REALLY concerned with is whether they put Death Tank Zwei anywhere in the game.
Nikonov @ Sep 27th 2008 9:11PM
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS... ... STEEL. STEEL.
LordChimp @ Sep 27th 2008 9:34PM
"I don't have time to play with myself"
LordChimp @ Sep 28th 2008 2:50PM
"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"
Bigfoot @ Sep 28th 2008 12:34AM
Damn, I'm looking good.
Dan CiTi @ Sep 28th 2008 1:00AM
Wow, it looks like an incredibly generic shooter.
Bigfoot @ Sep 28th 2008 1:12AM
We're quick to judge, aren't we?
Wiinterfang @ Sep 28th 2008 11:50AM
Duke Nukem maybe be a lot of things, generic isn't one of them.
Dan CiTi @ Sep 29th 2008 4:37PM
Yes, all I can say from a few screenshots is how a game looks. THAT IS ALL I SAID.
Red Leader @ Sep 28th 2008 2:02AM
Go back into the Joystiq records and look at the comments in the previous Duke Nukem posts. I fucking called it already if it happens!
Red Leader @ Sep 28th 2008 2:04AM
(Was meant to be a reply to Chris Are, but Joystiq comments decided to be retarded and put it at the bottom.)
Red Leader @ Sep 28th 2008 2:05AM
Wow, and that was meant to be a reply to my last comment. What the hell Joystiq?
pibs @ Sep 28th 2008 3:01AM
Looks like it's TIME TO KILL!
Sinister Rouge @ Sep 28th 2008 8:06AM
I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.
doom saber @ Sep 28th 2008 10:33AM
"What are you waiting for? Christmas?"
Chin-Poh @ Sep 28th 2008 10:39AM
Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!
invaderalex @ Sep 28th 2008 10:42AM
Man if i knew a quote from duke nukem,
i would be voted up so fast....
stoik @ Sep 28th 2008 11:49AM
HAHA! You no mess with Lo Wang!
TubeTop100.com @ Sep 28th 2008 12:19PM
Goddamn, I wanted to post that.
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I want Shadow Warrior Forever
G-Nitro @ Sep 28th 2008 12:40PM
"You want to wash wang, or you want to watch Wang wash wang?"