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Duke Nukem Forever screens hidden in XBLA Duke Nukem 3D

by Griffin McElroy on Sep 27th 2008 5:30PM

You've soldiered through the entirety of the recent XBLA re-release of Duke Nukem 3D, taking special care to fulfill the game's unique achievement requirements. You receive the standard reward for your hard work and dedication, a 200 point boost to your already impressive Gamerscore -- though you quickly realize with glee that 3D Realms has provided an additional prize for your feat: Two new screenshots for a game that is never, ever, ever coming out.

Yes, unlocking every achievement in Duke Nukem 3D reveals two new screenshots for the title's oft-delayed follow-up in the art gallery. Though some may consider it a stretch to call screenshots from the Duke's supposedly upcoming title "art", we find any sign of life for the highly-quotable shooter utterly refreshing.

Tags: 3D-Realms, Duke-Nukem, Duke-Nukem-3D, FPS, Microsoft, XBLA, Xbox-360, Xbox-Live-Arcade

Reader Comments (56)

I'll believe it when I-

... Oh.

But will it blend?

Shake it baby.

Ya wanna dance?

and my favorite (trying to find a door): "where is it?"

I'm gonna rip your head off, and shit down your neck...

eat shit and die

You can tell people voting up Duke quotes get bored after only two, interesting.

You're just bitter because (as of the time I'm writing this) your Duke quote is the only one that's still on 2 Hearts :P

I've got balls of steel.

Duke Nukem Fornever

xav is the only writer ive seen comment on other posts

Well, Justin does comment a bit when it comes down to acknowledging mistakes to correcting something or other stuff but right, Xav is the only one that does actually points out his opinion etc.

And sometimes it bites me on the ass but I visit these sites too, you know.

i know this was a while ago but thanks for doing it anyway

Balls of steel.

I get caught on the airport cuz I got balls of steel.

Come get some!

lol @ you

fail
i think its time to kick some ass and chew some bubble gum

This is just the most drawn out prank ever. Five years from now we're going to have 10 more shitty screen shots, then on April 1st they're going to say it was all a joke.

"...we're going to have 10 more shitty screen shots..."

It's all so clear now, DNF was intended as a flip-book.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.

- John Nada, 1988

Blow it out your ass.

LMAO, I read that right after the bubblegum post.

What in the hell is taking so long for this game to be released?

Did they finally rename it to Duke Nukem Never?

I've got balls of steel.

Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.

Wow, I hope this game rawcks.

Actually no, someone remind me why anyone round here should even give a tuppeny shit anymore?

What I'm REALLY concerned with is whether they put Death Tank Zwei anywhere in the game.

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS... ... STEEL. STEEL.

"I don't have time to play with myself"

"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"

Damn, I'm looking good.

Wow, it looks like an incredibly generic shooter.

We're quick to judge, aren't we?

Duke Nukem maybe be a lot of things, generic isn't one of them.

Yes, all I can say from a few screenshots is how a game looks. THAT IS ALL I SAID.

Go back into the Joystiq records and look at the comments in the previous Duke Nukem posts. I fucking called it already if it happens!

(Was meant to be a reply to Chris Are, but Joystiq comments decided to be retarded and put it at the bottom.)

Wow, and that was meant to be a reply to my last comment. What the hell Joystiq?

Looks like it's TIME TO KILL!

I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.

"What are you waiting for? Christmas?"

Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!

Man if i knew a quote from duke nukem,
i would be voted up so fast....

HAHA! You no mess with Lo Wang!

Goddamn, I wanted to post that.

BANZAIIII

I am a man with a tool. Make a special acupuncture for you!

Hey baby! Pull my finger!

I want Shadow Warrior Forever

"You want to wash wang, or you want to watch Wang wash wang?"

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