You've soldiered through the entirety of the recent XBLA re-release of Duke Nukem 3D, taking special care to fulfill the game's unique achievement requirements. You receive the standard reward for your hard work and dedication, a 200 point boost to your already impressive Gamerscore -- though you quickly realize with glee that 3D Realms has provided an additional prize for your feat: Two new screenshots for a game that is never, ever, ever coming out.
Yes, unlocking every achievement in Duke Nukem 3D reveals two new screenshots for the title's oft-delayed follow-up in the art gallery. Though some may consider it a stretch to call screenshots from the Duke's supposedly upcoming title "art", we find any sign of life for the highly-quotable shooter utterly refreshing.
Reader Comments (56)
Posted: Sep 28th 2008 3:52PM (Unverified) said
"...wash wang?" Genius.
Zilla is here, Lo Wang. Remember what I taught you: "The force will be with you. Always."
Row row row your boat, gently down the stream. WOO I think my dinghy hanging out!
Hey baby! I got some lugnuts for you Hahaha! Blue ones.
Hmmm. Something flooding or dinosaur taking piss.
Whoops! Lo Wang drop soap. You bend over get it. HAHA
Holy cow look like Duke Nukem haha!
Hey. Lo Wang's driveshaft needs service
Before you attack her wrap your whacker HAHA!
ok there's too many to keep this up.
Here's 3 that weren't in game. http://www.3drealms.com/sw/lowang.html
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Zilla is here, Lo Wang. Remember what I taught you: "The force will be with you. Always."
Row row row your boat, gently down the stream. WOO I think my dinghy hanging out!
Hey baby! I got some lugnuts for you Hahaha! Blue ones.
Hmmm. Something flooding or dinosaur taking piss.
Whoops! Lo Wang drop soap. You bend over get it. HAHA
Holy cow look like Duke Nukem haha!
Hey. Lo Wang's driveshaft needs service
Before you attack her wrap your whacker HAHA!
ok there's too many to keep this up.
Here's 3 that weren't in game. http://www.3drealms.com/sw/lowang.html
Posted: Sep 28th 2008 12:19PM (Unverified) said
Your an inspiration for birth control
Posted: Sep 28th 2008 1:29PM The Kong said
oh i can play this game to!
"Hey baby, wanna dance?"
"Hey baby, wanna dance?"
Posted: Sep 28th 2008 1:49PM Negativecool said
I can't believe no one has remembered the best one:
"Suck my, boomstick!"
"Suck my, boomstick!"
Posted: Sep 28th 2008 11:51PM davek said
"Guns don't kill Mutants. I do."
Go the Duke!
Go the Duke!
Posted: Sep 29th 2008 10:47AM Negatron said
How come no one has quoted (?)
"Ohh yeah baby, im so hard right now!"
Strange...
:P
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