Look hard: Bionic Commando box art

by James Ransom-Wiley { Sep 30th 2008 at 4:52PM }

Click. Make big.

Not your '80s commando. Gone is the green jumpsuit, the All-American bravado. This tall, dark and handsomygawditsabionicarmedman is pure dude. Dreads. Suspenders. And one smoking hot robotic appendage. *Sizzle*.

Gallery: Bionic Commando

Tags: bionic-commando, box-art, capcom, super-joe-where-are-you

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Jakka(A tribute to whose who fought and failed during the Epic Flamewar of L.A. Noir and MR.ESC) @ Sep 30th 2008 5:01PM

When is this coming out again?

Me wants dis shit!

Jakka(A tribute to whose who fought and failed during the Epic Flamewar of L.A. Noir and MR.ESC) @ Sep 30th 2008 5:03PM

As for the cover, it's pretty good...

WiiFTW @ Sep 30th 2008 5:14PM

At least the arm is not outstretched and grabbing at the viewer.

http://www.dsfanboy.com/2007/08/25/the-outstretched-hand-boxart-club/

Dirty @ Sep 30th 2008 5:11PM

I would make them put the bionic arm on my right arm, I need the left for..... reasons.

Mo @ Sep 30th 2008 5:13PM

Let me guess, Dirty...reasons?

MC Double Def DP @ Sep 30th 2008 5:14PM

I thought the whole idea of the bionic arm was for that reason.

Trev @ Sep 30th 2008 5:15PM

Operating a standard automobile turn signal?

j.howlett @ Sep 30th 2008 5:15PM

i'm pretty sure that's why he kept his right hand.

Dirty @ Sep 30th 2008 5:17PM

MC are you kidding, look at that thing, the thought of the gripping force on that is enough to make me feel a little weak in the knees.

Dirty @ Sep 30th 2008 5:17PM

j.howlett how do you operate the mouse?

invaderalex @ Sep 30th 2008 5:22PM

some people are left handed, like me...
I have nothing else to add maybe...

MC Double Def DP @ Sep 30th 2008 5:23PM

More power! *grunt grunt grunt*

j.howlett @ Sep 30th 2008 5:25PM

usually with my right hand, i can change songs with my left when needed

Shagittarius @ Sep 30th 2008 5:50PM

A "Bionic Stranger"?

p.s. fap fap fap

ThornedVenom (Harley Quinn Defense Force) @ Oct 1st 2008 2:26AM

I'm calling Rule 34 on this one.

syrik zero @ Sep 30th 2008 5:15PM

I thought this was a PS3 exclusive? I guess I missed a story some where

atrimus @ Sep 30th 2008 5:27PM

yeah, like the very first one, where it was said to be multiplatform.

DavidAndStuff @ Sep 30th 2008 5:23PM

Obviously he needs his right arm free for using his ipod. He wouldn't make his "handed" arm the bionic one because your previous knowledge of that body part would be lost... you would have to relearn how to use the arm anyway.

Chin-Poh @ Sep 30th 2008 5:25PM

I hope the PS3 version won't need a 5gb install like Capcom's own DMC4 and Lost Planet on the PS3. :(

Haggard (steam: haggard_dawn, PSN: HaggyWaggy) @ Sep 30th 2008 5:27PM

"Click. Make big."?

Come on man, we're gamers, we don't like change! Stay with "Click to embiggen"!

Jakka(A tribute to whose who fought and failed during the Epic Flamewar of L.A. Noir and MR.ESC) @ Sep 30th 2008 5:32PM

"Click. Make Big."

That's reminds me of those ads on pornsites.

Haggard (steam: haggard_dawn, PSN: HaggyWaggy) @ Sep 30th 2008 6:50PM

*looks a few posts up*

This article's turning pretty dirty all of a sudden xD

DavidAndStuff @ Sep 30th 2008 5:32PM

This game is definitely going to great with Bionic Commando Rearmed. Ugh can't wait!

Jack @ Sep 30th 2008 5:40PM

Yes especially since we have the Rad Spencer outfit to go with it.

DOWN WITH THE DOGS AND DREDS.

Godmil @ Sep 30th 2008 5:34PM

Wow, that's a pretty cool cover. If I saw it on a store shelf I'd probably spontanious-buy it based on that cover alone.

KeenCommander @ Sep 30th 2008 5:35PM

That's hot.

theturtle363 @ Sep 30th 2008 5:44PM

he still looks like a douche

ice~ @ Sep 30th 2008 9:49PM

+1 :)

Levi @ Sep 30th 2008 5:51PM

Did it say "look hard" cause his dreads are gone? Or is it just me? His hair looks short even in the back in this pic, and I remember that was like the #1 thing people complained about when this was first announced

Dirty @ Sep 30th 2008 5:54PM

Dreads are there. Click to embiggen.

Duke @ Sep 30th 2008 6:19PM

Looks like he has dreads to me.

thinktank @ Sep 30th 2008 6:53PM

"one smoking hot robotic appendage"

Put as the box-quote and you've got a best seller in Japan!

Batzarro @ Sep 30th 2008 7:27PM

I've always wanted my own Bionic limb, but I already tired lung once from carrying my backpack on one side: It was the most painfull thing ever. What would a heavy metal structure pulling down on your frame do?

So that's why the guy's so cranky: It hurts everytime he breaths.