We have absolutely no idea why GAF user Shiggy was searching for Nintendo-made pedometer trademarks. But his discovery of just such a trademark is a reminder of why this mixed-up, big, blue ball takes all kinds of people to keep it going round.
We're a little sketchy on exactly what a pedometer is (we know Ubisoft made one), but we're betting this is either a Wii Fit-related way to count steps taken ... or Nintendo's latest child-security feature: A meter that detects the number of pedophiles in the area. We're pretty sure it's the former, but hoping it's the latter, if only to help us find nearby Gary Glitter concerts.
[Via NeoGAF]
Reader Comments (44)
Posted: Sep 30th 2008 3:15PM Levi Partridge said
This comment would be funnier if Mr. ESC was able to post it.
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Posted: Sep 30th 2008 12:29PM Lone Starr said
Wow Guilty Fart, words cannot describe the epic win in your post. Er, except "epic win."
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Posted: Sep 30th 2008 10:20AM (Unverified) said
Wow, Justin's on a news roll this morning! Now I can finally get my dream game: Pokemon Pikachu Pocket Notpocket! Kids everywhere can run around with this in there pocket with a danger meter for nearby pedophiles! Go closer for more points!
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Posted: Sep 30th 2008 10:36AM (Unverified) said
If they find a way for it to work WITH wii fit by linking the pedometer to the game to measure how many steps you took throughout the day, then this will actually be quite useful. If it works like a real pedometer, then it could be worn underneath your sock all day while your working, jogging, etc. My mom still plays wii fit several times a week, and she'd love this.
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Posted: Sep 30th 2008 10:48AM (Unverified) said
"Why don't you have a seat"
Hahahah, mfg. Nailed it.
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Hahahah, mfg. Nailed it.
Posted: Sep 30th 2008 10:45AM (Unverified) said
Jokes about child rape are hi-larious. Stay classy, Justin.
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Posted: Sep 30th 2008 1:52PM vgxtremist XBLA IllWill3387 said
Darn, that was going to be my joke.
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Posted: Sep 30th 2008 10:52AM darkinchworm said
I kissed an underage girl and I liked it.
The taste of her cherry chapstick...
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The taste of her cherry chapstick...
Posted: Sep 30th 2008 10:54AM (Unverified) said
The new DS?
Ahh who am I kidding? This comment is just an excuse for me to check my post history.
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Ahh who am I kidding? This comment is just an excuse for me to check my post history.
Posted: Sep 30th 2008 11:11AM (Unverified) said
WHAT?!? That looks like my GF's birth control pills!
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Posted: Sep 30th 2008 11:36AM The Albatross said
Which, like this mythical Nintendo device, will never have any use.
(zing! :-D)
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(zing! :-D)
Posted: Sep 30th 2008 11:11AM (Unverified) said
Once again, Nintendo revolutionizes the way we play games by introducing the first controller with *no* buttons.
When asked for comment, Reggie Fils-Ame responded that when Nintendo "...told core gamers to take a hike..." he meant it literally!
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When asked for comment, Reggie Fils-Ame responded that when Nintendo "...told core gamers to take a hike..." he meant it literally!
Posted: Sep 30th 2008 11:31AM Mr Khan said
I couldn't imagine it being Wii related, since the Wii remote functioned well enough as a pedometer for Wii Fit, so it probably would be DS related
DS Fit sounds close enough. While Wii Fit was more of a game, this would be more of a practical app fitness tracker, to go with the evolving image of the DS as a device for everyone.
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DS Fit sounds close enough. While Wii Fit was more of a game, this would be more of a practical app fitness tracker, to go with the evolving image of the DS as a device for everyone.
Posted: Oct 10th 2008 1:01PM (Unverified) said
OMG !!!!
It's the new George Foreman Grill for Wii.
Super Mario Burger included.
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It's the new George Foreman Grill for Wii.
Super Mario Burger included.
Posted: Sep 30th 2008 7:01PM (Unverified) said
wtf enough with the add on shit already, i want to see some better games
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Posted: Sep 30th 2008 12:53PM (Unverified) said
It's the new WiiPhone with integral powder-compact.
What is not shown here is the combined stylus/makeup brush.
The girls are gonna love it!
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What is not shown here is the combined stylus/makeup brush.
The girls are gonna love it!
Posted: Sep 30th 2008 2:34PM cuteSAVAGE said
That looks like a phillips head screw. Nintendo has been using Tri Wing screws in all of their accessories since at least GBA and GCN.
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Posted: Sep 30th 2008 2:36PM cuteSAVAGE said
Argh, never mind. Most people don't have tri wing bits, and they'll eventually need to change the battery (and that looks like a battery hatch).
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Posted: Sep 30th 2008 4:44PM Transcedental Protagonist said
Looks like something you can cook with... liek some cheeseburger or something
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Posted: Sep 30th 2008 6:15PM (Unverified) said
Well it has and IR pointer and a wrist strap spot. I'm not sure what it could be used for though. Nintendo is always full of surprises...unlike microsoft.
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