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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 11:48AM brentos said

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The fansite is awesome. The only thing that would make it more awesome is if it was hosted by geocities.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 12:15PM Duke said

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That would be even funnier. Good call.

Now, this game will probably be one of the must have titles of all friggin time! However, I urge them to not let Dexter Dare in this title. He ruined things before.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 11:53AM (Unverified) said

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When I bought Battlefield Bad Company I thought the game was a parody of every current FPS like in the commercials,sadly it wasn't.


I hope this one delivers,meanwhile the site is full of win.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 12:06PM Nigeria said

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That Haz-Matt Carts looks very believable.

If this game is genuinely funny, and it mocks the pathetic seriousness of Halo/Killzone and all that, then I'll go for it. Funny games are real hard to come by, especially in the first/third person shooter genres.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 12:51PM Tiptup300 said

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Portal
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 3:13PM AoE said

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That's quite a long list of humorous FPS there Tiptup! Way to prove him wrong!
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 4:37PM (Unverified) said

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Giants: Citizen Kabuto and Armed and Dangerous were funny, but it has been awhile since those Planet Moon gems.

I think, in the screen shots, I see Matt fighting both strange labcoat goons who disappear in a weird blue dissentigrate sort of way and some zombie that appears to be warping in from hell.
If my guesses are right, I hope the enemies also include:
Robotic Ninjas
Dinosaurs
At least 2 species of out-of-water marine life
Russians
Nazis
English-speaking Aliens
Bears
At least one evil/amoral sentient computer being
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 12:08PM darkinchworm said

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I need this to be awesome.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 12:12PM Obienator said

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Matt Hazard? Cousin of Duke Nukem?
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 12:23PM (Unverified) said

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Bastard son of Serious Sam
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 12:31PM FredFredrickson said

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I'm sure he's somehow related to Will Rock as well. Obscure, I know, but there actually was a Serious Sam clone by the same name.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 12:52PM Dirty said

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Grand son of Taradino Cassatt
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 12:41PM Ranus Studios said

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There's nothing about this that I don't like.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 12:42PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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A game making fun of how ridiculous fps games are these days? Fuck yeah I'm in.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 12:44PM Jacksons said

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Dead Head Fred was outstanding, so I'll keep an eye on this.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 12:45PM (Unverified) said

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I was wondering when someone was finally going to get around to parodying all the super-gritty space marine shooters. Awesome!
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 4:42PM AoE said

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Uhh.... they got around to it in 1996 with the release of Duke Nukem 3D, and again in the early 2000's with Serious Sam ;)
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Posted: Oct 4th 2008 12:58AM (Unverified) said

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....and does no one remember "PO'ed"? (Or was that less a parody and more just bad? Hard to tell.)

...and as far as I can tell, "Postal 2" was intended to be a parody, and worked fairly well as a social statement, but was more "stupid" than "witty" in the end. But it still counts.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 12:57PM Jdrm03 said

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is this going a to be an arcade download or actual store bought game?
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 1:01PM BigDaddyBooth said

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I bet none of you newbies even remembers the original game!!!!1!

I remember playing hours at the arcade with my buddies and our high-top pump shoes and faded jeans...
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 1:27PM HandSandwich said

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I say they scrap this game and go ahead a make Haz Mat Carts. Chibi space marine racing? I'm so down for that.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 1:45PM (Unverified) said

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I can't wait, this series has been dormant way too long!

Favorite MH game: definately You Only Live 1,317 Times, you could actually hook up 2 N64 controllers and play with dual analog sticks!
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 1:51PM (Unverified) said

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I hope the (secret) weapons are ridiculously over the top. Like a gun that shoots chainsaws.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 3:29PM (Unverified) said

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This sounds incredibly awesome. Hopefully its fate is not the same as Duke Nukem Forever, although it certainly would be the ultimate irony.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 3:29PM (Unverified) said

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The only way this could sound any better was if the guy was named Staff Sgt Max Fightmaster
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 3:31PM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Oct 6th 2008 9:53AM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 4:34PM Erdie said

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Isn't this what TimeSplitters 4 was going to be? Someone got beat to the punch.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2008 6:44PM MisterSquared said

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I am pretty sure he was called "Haz Matt" in High School.

Hazardous Materials?


Anyone?
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