Joyswag: LittleBigBeta code giveaway, day five

Over the last week, we've been deriving deliciously twisted pleasure from our LittleBigPlanet beta code giveaway. Oh, to have such power over our readers in exchange for a simple sequence of letters and numbers. Please continue to indulge our pathetic power trip and make a play for ten more codes. Tell us why you don't want entry into the LittleBigBeta and we might just give it to you out of spite. To enter this giveaway:

Leave a comment telling us why you don't want entry into the LittleBigBeta.
You must be 18 years or older and a resident of the US or Canada (excluding Quebec and Imaginationland).
Limit 1 entry per person per calendar day (comment more than once and we'll toss poor Sackboy into a fire).
This entry period ends at 11:59pm ET on Friday, October 3rd. We'll randomly select 10 winners at that time to each receive a LBP beta code. Please check your e-mail!
For a list of complete rules, click here.

Also keep an eye out on The Not Unofficial Joystiq Twitter™ for a chance to win more beta codes!

Reader Comments (761)

I don't want in because I don't want to ruin the full experience of the game when it comes out later this month.

I DONT WANT IT BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF BEING DISSAPOINTED EVERY TIME I CHECK MY MAILBOX THE NEXT DAY AND THERE IS NO BETA CODE!!!!

Please don't give me a LBP beta code.

Let's be realistic. I have too many games as it is; as well as career to worry about it. The last thing I need is to get into this beta and get my LBP level creation on.

In fact; I IMPLORE you. DO NOT GIVE ME AN LBP BETA CODE. Next to talking to women; getting an LBP beta key is my greatest fear. First I would create one level, then 2 levels. Next thing you know 4 days has passed and I've created 10 levels. Now; I've missed 4 days of work and one of my coworkers saw my PSN status saying I was playing LBP when I called in "sick". They told my boss; and I was fired.

Now with the economy in shambles; I end up out of work. My savings run out; and I have to sell everything I own. Ironically enough; this includes my PS3. I am now stuck giving sexual favors to complete strangers; all thanks Joystiq and the Sackboy.

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW JOYSTIQ? YOU SENT ME A BETA KEY AND HAVE RUINED MY LIFE. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!!!!

PLEASE.

PLEASE.

DO NOT SEND ME THE LITTLE BIG PLANET BETA KEY. YOU WILL RUIN ME AND MY GOOD NAME. PLEASE SHOW ME MERCY AND I SWEAR ON MY BOX OF DELICIOUS BLUE MUFFIN TOPS; I SHALL NEVER SIN AGAIN.

I don't want in the beta because then I won't be able to say that I only use my PS3 for Blurays and DVDs.

I dont want to be in the beta because i dont feel like playing one of the best games of 2008.

I already have too many games to play.

I don't want in because I can't take any time off of work to play it.

I don't want this because I'm in college and I have work to do. I regard the opening of the LBP Blu-Ray disc case with such disastrous black hole-like effects comparable to those of the LHC.

Because 360 has the only good games this generation....clearly. Microsoft has never let ME down! Yeah... I'm stickin with that.

I don't want in on the LittleBigBeta because the full game is more important to me.

cuz i dont have a ps3, but will drive over to my friends place and hook it up. i owe him beers, but lbp would be efficient. and maybe some beers too, whatever.

I dont want in because im too cool for LBP.

i dont want in cuz im sick and tired trying to get a code

Getting into the beta is totally going to ruin the actual game that I'm going to have to pay money for. Why would I want to do that?

I don't want it b/c it hurts.

I don't want it because it's a dumb game.

I dont want it because my dog will starve.

i don't want one if you do give me one i'm gonna sell it on EBAY for $.o1 how's that for throwing away a beta code someone else definitely would like to have

I don't want in because I'm a cat and cannot read the code.

I like how the reply below me has a picture of a cat as their avatar.

And yes, I do realise this disqualifies me but it was worth it to point that out. And hell, I don't even have a PS3 hahahahaha.

Because every time I try to enter one of these LBP contests MY COMMENT NEVER APPEARS.

I don't want it because then I'll never have sex again.

I don't want entry because I've already gotten two codes from Sony (I kid, I kid)

I really don't need so many penises.

I don't want in because I know I'll neglect my college studies and play the hell out of this instead.

I do not have any any any any any time....

i dont want to show up the entire jostiq staff and all these other losers posting, who think a solid snake sack boy runnning through a poor rehash of super mario level 1-1 is gonna be clever. keep your beta codes and spare me from your blueberry muffintops and laser comb laden LBP levels, your inside jokes and weezy laughter sicken me.

I don't want it because sackboy is too flammable.

i don't want one because i have a life

I don't want a beta code because I want one bad. Get it? GET IT?!?!?!

Sack this!

because little big looks like the worst game ever

I don't want in because I'm afraid of the penis levels.

I don't want in because the full game will have more features than the beta, and I'd rather just play that right off the bat ;)

I dont want to ruined my first time experience with LBP. Its like openeing all your christmas presents before christmas, and when the day finally comes, you feel empty.

I dont want in because I've tried everything every day to get into the beta and it's probably been built up tooo much

I don't want it because I don't have a PS3 and Sackboy is the worst attempt at a mascot ever.

I don't want it because I will be too busy playing the Home Beta.

i dont want in because once u give me the code(if u do) i would be to tempted and put the code in and play beta. and spoiling the game myself by not enjoying it fully wen the game comes out

Because I have a sackboy fetish and my sex therapist highly advised me against it....
oh no, I hope she doesnt find out :(

I am just THAT opposed to online gaming.

sackboys sound too vulgar and offends my religious sensibilities

Little Big what? Never heard of it.

don't give it to me or i'll die

I don't want it because I'd rather see sackboy thrown into the fire.

BURN SACKBOY! BURN!

I don't want to be in the beta since my PS3 is good at collecting dust.

ill convince i dont want in so im not dissapointed once again when i dont get a code

I don't want it because God obviously doesn't want me to have a code.

I don't want in cause I'll have to move my ps3 closer to the wifi source.

don't give it to me. i don't want it.

I want to make a solid snake level

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