If you're anything like us, you've been racking your brain and your heart deciding which way to vote in the hotly contested Maricopa County District 1 Supervisor race. Now, thanks to a flyer sent in to us by reader Matt M., we think we finally have our man: Ed Hermes, who, according to the literature, is "a skilled player of popular video game Halo," telling the Arizona State University newspaper "I am addicted to Halo and play almost every night."
If opponent Fulton Brock meant that to somehow belittle Hermes in our eyes, he's doing a crummy job of it: Any man who can drive a Warthog is more than capable of driving Phoenix and the surrounding area to a bright economic future.
Reader Comments (74)
Posted: Oct 7th 2008 3:12PM zkey14 said
So you're telling me this guy has zero political experience, had a few run-ins with the law, and overall is a fame hungry d-bag looking for...what's that?
He's a gamer?!
Well, this man right here is America's future. My vote goes to him.
He's a gamer?!
Well, this man right here is America's future. My vote goes to him.
Posted: Oct 7th 2008 3:15PM In A World said
I got nothing against playing Halo, MTV, or living at one's parents' house, but look:
"Ed Hermes was involved in five run-ins with the law in a 12-month period. Ed Hermes is recorded as 'DEFENDANT FAILED TO APPEAR' at four court appointments"
That kinda raises a red flag!
"Ed Hermes was involved in five run-ins with the law in a 12-month period. Ed Hermes is recorded as 'DEFENDANT FAILED TO APPEAR' at four court appointments"
That kinda raises a red flag!
Posted: Oct 7th 2008 3:26PM Shagittarius said
Having trafic tickets hardly makes him public enemy #1.
Poor Ed, playing Halo doesn't teach you that "Old age and Treachery overcomes youth and skill".
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Poor Ed, playing Halo doesn't teach you that "Old age and Treachery overcomes youth and skill".
Posted: Oct 7th 2008 3:32PM corneliusm said
Not really. I once moved and missed a court summons. Also missed a jury duty notice (address forwarding ftl).
I'm a law-abiding citizen and I've had "run-ins with the law" on several occasions.
Jeez, it seems as if Fulton is trying to make his challenger out to be a cop-killing gang-banger.
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I'm a law-abiding citizen and I've had "run-ins with the law" on several occasions.
Jeez, it seems as if Fulton is trying to make his challenger out to be a cop-killing gang-banger.
Posted: Oct 7th 2008 3:43PM (Unverified) said
"Jeez, it seems as if Fulton is trying to make his challenger out to be a cop-killing gang-banger."
He must have got it from GTAIV
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He must have got it from GTAIV
Posted: Oct 7th 2008 3:25PM urbantek said
dude, Muu, good digging of teh DiRT.
Posted: Oct 7th 2008 3:31PM edgore said
While I am not from Arizona, just from looking at the statues it looks like you get a "Defendant Failed To Appear" if you get a ticket, don't fight it and pay the default judgement. Seems like douchebaggery to pretend this guys has been on a crime spree and defying the court system.
"Room Radiers" appears to be some kind of reality dating show where people (male and female) inspect three other people's rooms and pick one person to date based on seeing the rooms. Probably less embarrassing to have been in than, say, "Pumping Iron"
"Room Radiers" appears to be some kind of reality dating show where people (male and female) inspect three other people's rooms and pick one person to date based on seeing the rooms. Probably less embarrassing to have been in than, say, "Pumping Iron"
Posted: Oct 7th 2008 3:32PM Erluti said
I like how they have the same haircut in those pictures.
Posted: Oct 7th 2008 3:44PM F1 Basu Gasu Bakuhatsu said
He should call a debate and then show up in MJOLNIR Cosplay armor.
Posted: Oct 7th 2008 4:11PM (Unverified) said
This is awesome. I've seen Fulton Brock's posters all over my neighborhood. Ed Hermes just got my vote!
Posted: Oct 7th 2008 4:05PM Cru said
Very first thing on that flyer is that he is 24 and lives with him parents. Fuck Fulton Brock.
Posted: Oct 7th 2008 4:20PM (Unverified) said
If any of you guys want to contact Fulton Brock, I found his contact info via google. Its over at...
http://www.votesmart.org/bio.php?can_id=82198
http://www.votesmart.org/bio.php?can_id=82198
Posted: Oct 7th 2008 4:21PM Nier said
That kid has an unfortunate haircut.
Posted: Oct 7th 2008 4:36PM (Unverified) said
Fulton Brock's contact email is fbrock@mail.maricopa.gov
His office phone number is 602-506-4758
His office phone number is 602-506-4758
Posted: Oct 7th 2008 4:51PM Lordchimp said
I used to live near Maricopa county. I would punch that dude in the face if I still lived there.
Posted: Oct 7th 2008 5:11PM (Unverified) said
He'd get my vote!
Posted: Oct 7th 2008 5:32PM GewurztraminerX said
Ah, how I miss the 100+ degree summers of Phoenix...
Posted: Oct 7th 2008 5:58PM Neon Jebus said
I'm sorry to say this but I would ask Mr. Fulton what HIS hobbies are and what he likes to do in his free time. As soon as he said an answer, any answer, I would say "Hmm, that sounds like the hobbies of a terrorist to me!"
Either that or I would just scream "He's a terrorist!" out loud.
You say it's childish, and you would be right. But d-bags like Mr. Fulton are clearly all about acting childish.
Either that or I would just scream "He's a terrorist!" out loud.
You say it's childish, and you would be right. But d-bags like Mr. Fulton are clearly all about acting childish.
Posted: Oct 7th 2008 6:42PM (Unverified) said
Rofl! That's my county! Brock signs are up everywhere :)
Posted: Oct 8th 2008 7:44PM (Unverified) said
Ed totally has my vote. I'd rather elect a gamer than some high school jock.
Posted: Oct 8th 2008 12:15PM (Unverified) said
Does anyone else think Fulton Brock doesn't look a day over 55. This whole Flyer looks made up.
Posted: Oct 8th 2008 3:09PM (Unverified) said
I bet we're not all in this guy's district, so we can't all vote in this election. But I just sent a message to that d-bag and by throwing $50 to a fellow gamer. Let's show him that it's not cool to mock people for being young and playing video games.
Join me!
http://www.edhermes.com/Donate.html
Also, I found this news about Ed Hermes responding to this crap:
http://www.politickeraz.com/evanbrown/2448/hermes-battles-back-against-brock-hit-piece
http://cpmazrandommusings.blogspot.com/2008/10/hermes-responds-to-desperate-fultons.html
Join me!
http://www.edhermes.com/Donate.html
Also, I found this news about Ed Hermes responding to this crap:
http://www.politickeraz.com/evanbrown/2448/hermes-battles-back-against-brock-hit-piece
http://cpmazrandommusings.blogspot.com/2008/10/hermes-responds-to-desperate-fultons.html
Posted: Oct 9th 2008 1:06PM chuckiej said
Fulton Brock: "COD4 multiplayer is too hard for me so I just play the arcade mode."
Ed Hermes: "I'm MLG 1337 and pwn Halo 3 nubs after work."
Vote Ed!
Ed Hermes: "I'm MLG 1337 and pwn Halo 3 nubs after work."
Vote Ed!
Posted: Oct 9th 2008 7:42PM (Unverified) said
From Ed´s blog ( http://edhermes.com/wordpress/ ) :
"(CHANDLER, AZ) — Fulton Brock, the 12-year incumbent County Supervisor in District 1, recently distributed a mail piece that includes false and misleading attacks about his challenger, Ed Hermes. Hermes mailed a certified letter and later hand delivered the same letter to Brock on September 25th, refuting his misleading attacks, which first appeared in anonymous blog posts. In his last contested election, Brock also distributed a mailpiece with misleading, false attacks, and was forced to settle for $20,000 after being sued for defamation of character. ..."
:-D
"(CHANDLER, AZ) — Fulton Brock, the 12-year incumbent County Supervisor in District 1, recently distributed a mail piece that includes false and misleading attacks about his challenger, Ed Hermes. Hermes mailed a certified letter and later hand delivered the same letter to Brock on September 25th, refuting his misleading attacks, which first appeared in anonymous blog posts. In his last contested election, Brock also distributed a mailpiece with misleading, false attacks, and was forced to settle for $20,000 after being sued for defamation of character. ..."
:-D
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