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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:05PM MowDownJoe said

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Okay, so they watch movies instead of making DNF? No wonder it's taken them so long. Someone needs to cut their funding.

Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:53PM anoffday said

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They also said in an interview that they play a lot of WoW. The guys just don't know how to get things done. There's nothing else to it. They're lazy, and shouldn't even be allowed to make games anymore, let alone review movies.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 7:33PM (Unverified) said

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They're just waiting for a time when the world is ready for teh awesome ...
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:13PM (Unverified) said

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I'm calling bs, it was very obvious that something happened to his family near the beginning of the movie. Also I'm tired of this bandwagon hate that the internet is giving the movie, this isn't BloodRayne.

Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:21PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Did you know Bloodrayne 2 released? I mean, wtf? Yeah, I know, I saw the ad in the newspaper this morning and almost squirted tea from my nostrils.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:57PM anoffday said

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I agree. This moron shouldn't even be allowed to criticize anything. At least with Max Payne, they 1. said there will be a Max Payne movie. 2. Filmed it. and 3. Released it.

That's two more steps that they got around to that you never will, Scott. And guess what? The movie wasn't even announced 10 years ago. Bottom line, a company that keeps talking about an obvious BS non-existent game shouldn't be allowed to talk...about anything. ever.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 7:17PM AoE said

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@offday,

Did 3D Realms beat you up and take your lunch money or something? You seem to be seething with rage toward them...
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:16PM (Unverified) said

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There's a story?

Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:47PM (Unverified) said

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Both Payne games were pretty story heavy. The story was actually deeper and better than the movie imo.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:17PM (Unverified) said

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Well it's obvious that 3D Realms wanted to write the script. They were planning on doing it after finishing Duke Nukem Forever.

Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:44PM Haggard said

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3D Realms only published Max Payne. Remedy (now working on Alan Wake) developed both of them.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:57PM rTwelve said

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You published Max Payne? I produced Entourage!
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 6:55PM (Unverified) said

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haha, perfect
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 11:18PM acme64 said

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good to see you, say hi to your mother for me
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:21PM MarkezJM said

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Ross, I think it's fair to say there's many, many, many more than 4 people who still want to see this. I'm sure I might still be able to enjoy the movie despite others having their own opinions about it. I've liked lots of movies that have been panned by critics.

Seriously though, I think we should do a movie together sometime, what's that all about?

Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:21PM (Unverified) said

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""There are several fundamental story flaws ... in the film that have me shaking my head in bewilderment."

The only fundamental flaw in this situation is the expectation that a video game based movie wouldn't be a complete piece of shit.

Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:22PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Everyone, look on the bright side, it could have been made by Mr Boll :D

Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:26PM Mr Slayer said

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Oh wow, the fact that he could make it suck even more is just disturbing. D:
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:39PM (Unverified) said

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Haha, but one cant help to imagine how much more could it suck. To think that Boll is one of the few directors to be able to create black holes out of nothing but tons of monies, cameras , and b-list celebs.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 7:38PM (Unverified) said

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Actually, the sad thing about the Boll movies (each one I've seen so far) is that they are well made from a technical point of view. The equipment is good, the costumes are good, the shots are well selected (at least Postal and Dungeon Siege had good camera work) and he manages to get some fairly decent actors to make the mistake once. On the other hand I also agree that his movies are completely crap because this guy just doesn't know jack shit about telling a story, making a script believable or motivating his actors to give a good performance. I hate Uwe Boll just as much as the next guy but technically he's fairly good. Only his skills as a director are a freaking nightmare.

And don't forget Jason Statham. B-list celebrity? B has to stand for Badass in this case.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:25PM jhowlett said

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that picture plus those words come together and i laugh

Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:29PM (Unverified) said

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I heard Marky Mark talks to animals in this movie, is that what people are so upset with?

What a funky bunch.

Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:42PM zuburi said

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The vibrations I'm getting from this film are anything but good.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:31PM jediyoshi said

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It's #1 at the box office.

Posted: Oct 20th 2008 6:02PM (Unverified) said

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The fact that its temporarily at #1 and isn't a good movie doesn't surprise me in the least.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:46PM Churchkpq said

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I don't get why people didn't like this movie. I for one liked it...especially for the fact that it's a video game movie that didn't suck. While it may have deviated from the games, it still has a nice story to tell. Though one thing I do agree with is the family dying moment....should have been at the start of the movie and not at the middle. Thank you...that is all.

Posted: Oct 20th 2008 11:43PM (Unverified) said

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Call me crazy but one cop tells another that his family was murdered in the first five minutes. Good to see someone was paying attention...

Posted: Oct 21st 2008 12:20AM (Unverified) said

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Gees, I can't stand how anal people are. Kudos to everyone so far who has actually seen this movie before judging it. No, it wasn't the best movie in the world. No, it didn't follow the game storylines.

This wasn't the games. This was a two hour movie that had a lot of story to condense from thirty-or-so hours worth of gameplay. It was stylistically interesting and very reminiscent of classic noir film. Even though I knew where it was going, I thought the movie was very compelling and the actors played their parts very well. And no, Mark Wahlberg is not terrible. I thought he played the character just fine.

Scott Miller must think very negatively of the movie going public. Not ten minutes into the movie, the audience is told plainly, "his wife and kid were killed." I don't know how much more obvious the filmmakers can get than that. The best thing to do is just go see the movie. It's easily better than 90% of videogame and comic book movies, and certainly worth watching.

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