Several months after Sony launched its campaign to exploit a widespread gaming neurosis discovered by Microsoft during the development of Xbox 360, the company is considering a change of heart, suggests a rumor plucked from the pages of OPM. That is, instead of treating afflicted players with relatively useless, congratulatory Trophy pop-ups, Sony may be "mulling over some sort of [actual] Trophy reward system" -- one which could offer valuable amends.
While OPM and CVG speculate these rewards would likely stop at exclusive beta access and kick-ass wallpapers, we're imagining something greater. Like, chicken rings. Sony could actually do some good by eliminating the typical, self-inflicted starvation that plagues Trophy hoarders. You see, when it comes to, "Do I spend this last 10-spot on dinner or Geon Emotions?" clinical studies have shown sufferers of DRHS (Digital Reward Hoarding Syndrome) choose the latter option 99 out of 100 times. But what if unlocking the "Geon King" Trophy also meant a Triple Whopper wit' cheese was waiting for you down the street at Burger King? Please Sony, if you won't help us defeat DRHS, at least help us treat it.
[Via PS3 Fanboy]
Reader Comments (68)
Posted: Oct 20th 2008 4:57PM (Unverified) said
They look like nuggets with a hole punched through them...
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:05PM BananaBoat said
We also have chicken fries, which are fried chicken in french fry form. Not exactly a delicacy, but then again, neither is roasted pigeon.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:33PM (Unverified) said
I hate to tell you guys this, but what part of a chicken is shaped like a ring?
That's right, they are fried chicken anus.
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That's right, they are fried chicken anus.
Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:42PM AwesomeTown said
@Haggard
Don't worry, I live in New England, I have no idea what they are either.
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Don't worry, I live in New England, I have no idea what they are either.
Posted: Oct 20th 2008 6:25PM Booxatron said
Yeah, East Coast. We don't have 'em here in Washington State. I was in Cincinatti recently though and had to stop at one just for the novelty (thanks, Harold and Kumar!)
And yes, I tried the chicken rings. For the novelty.
And no, I don't recommend them. Not even for the novelty.
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And yes, I tried the chicken rings. For the novelty.
And no, I don't recommend them. Not even for the novelty.
Posted: Oct 20th 2008 7:04PM (Unverified) said
I live in Central New York (state, for Haggard) and I have never seen a white castle other than when i watched harold and kumar go to white castle
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 7:43PM (Unverified) said
man i have like 4 white castles in a 20 mile radius, what planet are you guys from, jeez.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 10:46PM (Unverified) said
0_o
I don't think White Castle is an East Coast thing. I live in MD and I've never seen one, and checking the store locator on that site, it looks like they only exist in NY/NJ (at least on the coast, that is).
And the idea of chicken rings is pretty disgusting. What's the point, again?
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I don't think White Castle is an East Coast thing. I live in MD and I've never seen one, and checking the store locator on that site, it looks like they only exist in NY/NJ (at least on the coast, that is).
And the idea of chicken rings is pretty disgusting. What's the point, again?
Posted: Oct 21st 2008 12:57AM (Unverified) said
Making the chicken into a ring maximizes the area that the greasy goodess can cover
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:23PM zuburi said
That's exactly what I thought, too. Were we wrong? I don't get it.
When the 360 was nearing release and they were discussing achievement points, I misunderstood and thought that by getting, say, 600 points in a game you would get 600 MS Points and be able to grab something from the marketplace. Which would have been incredible.
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When the 360 was nearing release and they were discussing achievement points, I misunderstood and thought that by getting, say, 600 points in a game you would get 600 MS Points and be able to grab something from the marketplace. Which would have been incredible.
Posted: Oct 20th 2008 4:37PM (Unverified) said
OMG, that's it! If Sony wan't the masses to buy into PS3 they need to make this happen! Free chicken rings, pizzas, burgers or whatever is the key to world domination! I would so buy into PS3 if they gave me free pizza after some LBP achivement unlocks!
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:49PM (Unverified) said
I Pentahydrated that. Sorry doing chemistry at the moment.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 4:42PM (Unverified) said
Unless the reward is a Old Spice gamerpic I'm not interested.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 4:42PM Snowblind said
I wish Microsoft would do more things like this too. There are a few games which give you gamerpics for getting certain achievements but no where near enough. Unlocking avatar costumes via achievements, rather than buying them would be great.
I'm guessing trophy unlocks will mainly be things for Home as well.
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I'm guessing trophy unlocks will mainly be things for Home as well.
Posted: Oct 20th 2008 4:50PM DrScientist said
I thought I read somewhere that with 1 vs 100 on Live you will be able to win real world prizes.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 4:59PM (Unverified) said
BITE THEIR TASTY-LOOKING SPOTS FOR MASSIVE NOURISHMENT!!!1
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 4:47PM kevin949 said
Honestly, I think all companies should take a queue to what Mass Effect did where your achievements actually MADE you better. More health, stronger shields, unlocking abilities for classes that don't normally have them, giving you player bonuses. Obviously it would be different per game, but it would make achievements and trophies so much more worthwhile than just a gamerscore or trophy list.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 4:50PM (Unverified) said
Good idea, I've always wanted achievements to do more than just add to your gamerscore and give you the occasional gamerpic. Sony is doing it right, give players the incentive to get trophies. Awesome.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:18PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
Heres some good rewards, I think anyone nerdy enough to get all trphies deserves more sony products, a mobile, a tv, a radio, a blu-ray player, a psp, heck, another PS3, ANYTHING!
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 5:31PM (Unverified) said
Your comparing losing pocket change to losing a wallet.
To giveaway a Ps3....... a PSP........ doesnt seem smart on sony's part, too much money to lose.
Unless it's the person that has unlocked the most Platinum Trophies out of everyone connected to PSN.... I think they will just stick to vouchers for discounts or free digital downloads on games under 14.99 for the rabid trophy hunters.
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To giveaway a Ps3....... a PSP........ doesnt seem smart on sony's part, too much money to lose.
Unless it's the person that has unlocked the most Platinum Trophies out of everyone connected to PSN.... I think they will just stick to vouchers for discounts or free digital downloads on games under 14.99 for the rabid trophy hunters.
Posted: Oct 21st 2008 9:22AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
I know I know, I'm just joking of course, but watch how fast opinions of gamerscore and trophy collecting opinions would change :D
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Posted: Oct 20th 2008 6:09PM sk8monroe81 said
i think we have learned that we have redo everything when it comes to sony trophies...
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