After we suffered for years through a brimstone-scented bounty of devil music in Rock Band
, Harmonix staffer "HMXHenry" assures us that God's favorite genre (seriously, look it up) will be coming to the game eventually. He said on the game's official forum, "We'll have Country in RB sooner or later. Ideally we'll have all the various sub genres that people are clamoring for (hardcore punk, goth, ska, etc) eventually. We haven't shut the door on anything."
No, Henry! Wrong! You do
need to shut the door to everything but
country music to keep Satan at bay, Randy Stonehill style
! Also, we demand "Jolene
," "Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass
," and "The Gambler
," just for the record.