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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 8:53AM (Unverified) said

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what a loser
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 8:56AM (Unverified) said

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It was me, and I'm not a loser. =/


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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 8:57AM Haggard said

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Hope you're not serious fenix!
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 8:57AM (Unverified) said

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I kidd, of course.



"No, it wasn't me, it was the one armed man!"
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 1:46PM megapenguinx said

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Mask reference!
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 6:13PM (Unverified) said

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Actually, it's originally from The Fugitive.
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 9:01AM MaxShrek said

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Rodney.
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 9:10AM (Unverified) said

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"took the games and DVDs to sell.
Smart move, Jackass.
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 9:15AM (Unverified) said

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What a LOSER.
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 9:16AM Mr Slayer said

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Really...that's just pathetic.
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 9:19AM Omega Aero said

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How does one person steal up to 900 games before he is noticed?
Seriously.
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 9:25AM gamabunta said

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"How does one person steal up to 900 games before he is noticed?
Seriously."

The supervisor was probably taking some as well.
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 9:26AM (Unverified) said

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I usually slip stolen CD's/DVD's over my cock like a large 100cd spindle.

But slotting the jewel cases into my ass is the tricky part.
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 9:36AM (Unverified) said

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5th hot meal


Eww...
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 9:45AM Haggard said

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See, I thought his post was pure win.

Different people, different tastes etc
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 10:06AM Levi said

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@ 5th Hot:
Have you ever seen a 100 cd spindle? That would be a really unproportionally skinny cock, my friend XD
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 10:35AM (Unverified) said

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"Game packaging worker" translates to: underpaid chump who does nothing else than slip discs off spindles that came from the mastering plant into cases, slides in the cover art, seals the package and laminates the fucker. During that process I would assume some of the discs can get scratched, bent, stuck or other. That's the reason why sometimes discs are upside down in a completely new and sealed case. Some plants have machines to do that but others are more cost-efficient (read: cheaper to start) and have all of that done by hand. So he probably thought that he could remove a quantity of discs and get away with saying they were damaged and had to be thrown away. Why he got carried away no one shall ever be able to explain.

In theory all he would have needed was ONE copy and a smart friend with connections to the underground and he could have sold the copies just as he would have sold the originals. Well, but with 899 less reasons to get caught.
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 11:35AM (Unverified) said

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not neccesarilty, just make sure your cock is flacid, you know how a octopus can squeeze into a can/bottle? same thing, it just means that you get a massive helemt, a bit like a baby's arm holding an apple.
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 4:45PM (Unverified) said

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so basically what ur saying is you have a LittleLongCock, am i right? Like a pretzel stick cock? Or a toothbrush sized cock? Or like a pencil dick? Pinky finger cock?
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 9:30AM makoto99 said

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"took the games and DVDs to sell."

And here I thought he was going to lay them on his bed and roll around on them sensually.
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 9:33AM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said

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I was hoping it was 9,000 so that I could make a boring, overused, stale internet failchain joke.

So instead I'll just say, "My word, what a scandal!"
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 9:35AM Zertoss said

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And he would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog!
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 9:45AM Haggard said

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Scooby Doo: standing up for big business and intellectual property rights
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 10:09AM (Unverified) said

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Taffer!
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 11:14AM DWells55 said

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This picture reminds me: where's my next-gen Thief game?
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 12:48PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah I know. With snake being all old and wrinkly and Sam going through an Emo phase, I'm surprised Garrett hasn't been mentioned at all this gen.
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 12:22PM leemahi said

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i wish he got away with it. i would be head stomping fools and body meat shielding with the team devs. oh yea.
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 3:10PM (Unverified) said

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I work for one of the company that staffs that warehouse. (but he wasn't one of ours - we do detailed background checks). It's no surprise that the guy did this and then got caught in the retarded way he did. Typical Memphis-level IQ. Kinda like the guys a few years ago who nabbed a few copies of Halo 3 while it was in production... then proceded to sign into XBox Live. They had the FBI at their front doors within hours.
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 3:38PM kastonie said

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Female Body Inspectors?
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Posted: Oct 21st 2008 4:47PM (Unverified) said

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EPIC FAIL.

I had to say it.
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