Hurt David Hasselhoff in Pain expansion
by Jason Dobson 
{ Oct 22nd 2008 at 8:30PM }
The Hoff's life -- and bones -- are in your hands. Or at least, they will be when the expansion to Sony's PSN title, Pain, smashes into the broad side of a movie billboard next month. According to People, David Hasselhoff will be one of the characters waiting to be beaten to a pulp when Movie Studio, Pain's new movie-themed environment, is released on November 6.For someone who admits that he doesn't play games much, Hasselhoff is taking the idea of having his virtual body broken again and again in good humor, telling People that the idea of hurting himself "was just hysterical to me." The lothario also plans to inflict his own unique style of pain on players, lending his rendition of Culture Club's "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me" to the title as an in-game track. We're honestly not sure who's getting the better end of this deal.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
tmontana213 @ Oct 22nd 2008 8:35PM
Don't Hassle the Hoff!
Drew @ Oct 22nd 2008 10:52PM
Dont say that.
OWENR22 @ Oct 22nd 2008 8:41PM
Awesome! I think I'm gonna a buy a PS3 just for this.
Titanium_Orchid @ Oct 22nd 2008 8:43PM
you'll probably be very very disappointed with your purchase then
syrik zero @ Oct 22nd 2008 8:46PM
The "fun" if you want to call it that only lasts 10 minutes maybe.
Plus, that doesn't look like David.
Maverick Saturn @ Oct 22nd 2008 9:03PM
Buying a PS3 for the hoffman? While everyone is within thier rights to buy what they want for whatever reason, the Hoffman is a new and bizzare reason to me, lol
Markez @ Oct 22nd 2008 8:51PM
They really should've 'skinned' him as shirtless, some denim jeans, barefoot, and a sloppy burger in his hand.
gb @ Oct 23rd 2008 11:47AM
bring back the nerdy homer
Markez @ Oct 23rd 2008 11:49AM
Not a McGarnicle fan, eh?
tmacairjordan87 @ Oct 22nd 2008 8:53PM
This pretty much justifies my purchase of that game. That's just awesome.
Jake11 @ Oct 22nd 2008 8:59PM
i met him one time in New York City. He's really tall.
j.howlett @ Oct 22nd 2008 9:13PM
now i kind of want this game. if only it was a micro transaction pit and they did seem to give it away with every other promotion i might have gotten it instead of waiting to see if it comes free with something else i would buy
jcmschwa @ Oct 22nd 2008 9:14PM
i think you mean "lothario" instead of "luthario".
Just Mr ESC. @ Oct 22nd 2008 9:49PM
No its actually Lucario.
Bass Masterson @ Oct 22nd 2008 10:06PM
The ironic surprise: just like in real life, nobody can hurt David Hasselhoff as much as he hurts himself.
Minimalist360 @ Oct 22nd 2008 10:10PM
I'd like to beat him while he's drunk and eating a cheeseburger.
Jack Tretton @ Oct 22nd 2008 10:26PM
It be cool if you launched him into the street and KITT ran him over.
MNJayW @ Oct 22nd 2008 10:52PM
But only if it's the original KITT, not that new transformer KITT.
Zachary Hinchliffe @ Oct 22nd 2008 11:07PM
Hasselhoff sell you insurance!
Hasselhoff sell you tangerines, hey!
Hasselhoff sell you PAAAAAIIIINNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
poojalooba_cow @ Nov 11th 2008 12:41AM
Someone is a Songs To Wear Pants To listener :) Andrew Pants is freaking amazing. Great job for listening.
Ridgecity @ Oct 23rd 2008 12:47AM
Could this game be considered "Art"?
V1L3 @ Oct 23rd 2008 1:19AM
Now all we need is a special "PAIN/Hasslehoff" edition of the PS3 with KITT's glowing red cylon strip.
"Michael? Are you okay?"
Maverick Saturn @ Oct 23rd 2008 7:41AM
Meh, I'd prefer Micheal Jackson to throw about :P
Eru @ Oct 23rd 2008 11:02AM
Get Chuck Norris in there too!
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Oh, but he's indestructible, and certainly doesn't feel pain.
zero2dash @ Oct 23rd 2008 12:08PM
Hopefully he's included in the expansion pack because I'm not paying $0.99 cents for a character even if the selections include several big breasted women (Ginger and the new Hispanic chick).
The Amusement Park expansion is pretty good...much more to do than the original city level. Hopefully they continue the trend and the Movie Studio is even bigger and better than the Amusement Park.
EdMan @ Oct 23rd 2008 2:12PM
Hmm... is Uwe in the expansion, too? =)