At $60 per game (the price according to Jordan), we're looking at $3.66 billion in sales (approx. $217m daily). When reminded that most games are made by a large team of developers and that he can't keep those billions of dollars, Jordan responded, "I don't know, I think I did it alone." No word yet on the inevitable sequel, Goregasm 2: The Dong Slayer Electro-erotic Boogaloo Massacre. Video of Jordan's announcement after the break. Update: Corrected the title of Jordan's game and, subsequently, our prediction for the sequel's title.
30 Rock: Tracy Jordan's porno video game sells 61m units
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Back in May, we heard 30 Rock character Tracy Jordan was putting the finishing touches on his pornographic video game Goregasm: The Legend of the Dong-Slayer. Since then, according to the 30 Rock season premiere that debuted on Hulu this week, the title has gone on to sell 61 million units. That amounts to an average of approximately 360,947 each day. Comparatively, as of March 2008, Hot Coffee-laden Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas has sold just 21.5 million in its then-1,247 day lifetime.
At $60 per game (the price according to Jordan), we're looking at $3.66 billion in sales (approx. $217m daily). When reminded that most games are made by a large team of developers and that he can't keep those billions of dollars, Jordan responded, "I don't know, I think I did it alone." No word yet on the inevitable sequel, Goregasm 2: The Dong Slayer Electro-erotic Boogaloo Massacre. Video of Jordan's announcement after the break. Update: Corrected the title of Jordan's game and, subsequently, our prediction for the sequel's title.
At $60 per game (the price according to Jordan), we're looking at $3.66 billion in sales (approx. $217m daily). When reminded that most games are made by a large team of developers and that he can't keep those billions of dollars, Jordan responded, "I don't know, I think I did it alone." No word yet on the inevitable sequel, Goregasm 2: The Dong Slayer Electro-erotic Boogaloo Massacre. Video of Jordan's announcement after the break. Update: Corrected the title of Jordan's game and, subsequently, our prediction for the sequel's title.
Reader Comments (68)
Posted: Oct 24th 2008 5:16PM Erluti said
Look, if you watch the (most brilliant) show (ever), you'll know that it was a masterpiece that overcame the uncanny valley.
Not the best sub-plot of the show, but this show is hilarious. Please watch this show. Every season I live in fear that it will get cancelled when it's the funniest thing on. It won 7 emmys for last season and the office has only gotten 3 ever.
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Not the best sub-plot of the show, but this show is hilarious. Please watch this show. Every season I live in fear that it will get cancelled when it's the funniest thing on. It won 7 emmys for last season and the office has only gotten 3 ever.
Posted: Oct 24th 2008 6:11PM (Unverified) said
Definitive proof that Xbox owners are total wankers.
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Posted: Oct 24th 2008 4:51PM (Unverified) said
how did it premiere on hulu? It doesn't come on TV until thursday
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Posted: Oct 24th 2008 6:19PM MrHashbrown said
Hulu once in a while gets early exclusive premieres. Chuck was premiered on Hulu a full week before the show aired on NBC.
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Posted: Oct 24th 2008 4:59PM (Unverified) said
So...you're covering a fictional game on a TV show? Nice.
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Posted: Oct 24th 2008 5:07PM Shagittarius said
Replace the strong black main character with a fat plumber and I think you'll come around.
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Posted: Oct 24th 2008 5:26PM Vegeta has a ps3 said
Better a fat plumber than playing as a naked dude.
Then again, I'm not one to judge if you're into that kind of thing Shag.
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Then again, I'm not one to judge if you're into that kind of thing Shag.
Posted: Oct 24th 2008 5:03PM Streeks1984 said
I would buy it shiiiiiit. I will buy it now! HA!
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Posted: Oct 24th 2008 5:10PM (Unverified) said
Does the Wii version come with extra, extra waggle?
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Posted: Oct 24th 2008 5:11PM (Unverified) said
Does anybody really like this show? The couple of times I've tried to watch it, it has been excruciatingly bad - kind of like another critical darling, "Arrested Development". Don't know why it's supposed to be so good.
And Tina Fey should pay Sarah Palin royalties.
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And Tina Fey should pay Sarah Palin royalties.
Posted: Oct 24th 2008 5:19PM Erluti said
This show is freaking hilarious!
Did you see the one with Seinfeld vision?
Did you see any episode with Dr. Spaceman?
Did you see the one where Kenneth joins Tracey's entourage?
Did you see the one where Jack Donaghy falls in love with a democrat?
Did you see the one where the endorse Snapple the whole time?
...
How can you not be entertained by this show?!
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Did you see the one with Seinfeld vision?
Did you see any episode with Dr. Spaceman?
Did you see the one where Kenneth joins Tracey's entourage?
Did you see the one where Jack Donaghy falls in love with a democrat?
Did you see the one where the endorse Snapple the whole time?
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How can you not be entertained by this show?!
Posted: Oct 24th 2008 5:27PM Vegeta has a ps3 said
I discarded your opinion once you stated that Arrested Development sucks.
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Posted: Oct 24th 2008 5:46PM Burritoclock said
I am with you Bass Masterson, I hate this show, but to each his own and all that jazz.
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Posted: Oct 24th 2008 5:52PM Supermanisdead said
Arrested Development is the best show ever okaaaaaaaaay?
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Posted: Oct 24th 2008 7:22PM AwesomeTown said
Now I love 30 Rock, but I don't mind saying you don't like it. That's fine. But do not come in here and tell me that Arrested Development was bad. Arrested Development was a funny explosion that blew away 99% of what was on TV.
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Posted: Oct 24th 2008 8:25PM (Unverified) said
Well, bear in mind I was reasonably restrained and I didn't call you all retards or anything. I just don't "get it". Now, back to my Cop Rock Marathon!
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Posted: Oct 25th 2008 11:40AM Levi Partridge said
For those of you that would like a recap of the fail displayed here; Bass Masterson thinks 30 Rock and Arrested Development are not funny, thinks Seth Rogen is a loser, and Nate hates the Office.
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Posted: Oct 24th 2008 5:15PM (Unverified) said
I believe the official title for Mr. Jordan's game is:
Goregasm: The Legend of Dong-Slayer.
And kudos to you Joystiq for putting up such an irrelevant post. As to those who "don't get it," you should really check out the show - it's just as funny (if not funnier) than The Office.
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Goregasm: The Legend of Dong-Slayer.
And kudos to you Joystiq for putting up such an irrelevant post. As to those who "don't get it," you should really check out the show - it's just as funny (if not funnier) than The Office.
Posted: Oct 24th 2008 8:27PM (Unverified) said
But see, that's the thing - the American Office isn't funny either. But what can you expect at a time when a loser like Seth Rogen is a top box office draw?
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Posted: Oct 24th 2008 5:34PM Nick the Hero of Canton said
Funniest show on TV.
Season premieres of 30 Rock are always subpar though :/
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Season premieres of 30 Rock are always subpar though :/
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