Remember a long time ago (OK, so it was at 8 a.m) when we complained about Eat Lead's generic game design and other problems we spotted during a demonstration? Well, forget them, because they've just been rendered moot by star power.
What kind of stars, you ask? Well, how about Will Arnett of Arrested Development fame as lead Matt Hazard? Still not sold? OK, fair enough. But what if were were to promise ... ready? ... Doogie Houser himself, Neil Patrick Harris as publishing boss Wallace "Wally" Wellesley?! Yeah, we thought you'd change your tune.
Take note, game publishers: Put NPH in your games and you can make them as generic as you please. Hell, we're ready to fax D3 our $60, just to make sure we Eat Lead as soon as possible. We're suckers like that.
Reader Comments (48)
Posted: Oct 28th 2008 2:34PM (Unverified) said
DAY ONE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
*queues up The Final Countdown in iTunes*
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*queues up The Final Countdown in iTunes*
Posted: Oct 28th 2008 2:34PM (Unverified) said
DAY ONE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
*queues up The Final Countdown in iTunes*
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*queues up The Final Countdown in iTunes*
Posted: Oct 28th 2008 3:24PM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said
Don't plan the plan if you can't follow through. All that matters taking matters into your own hands. Soon I'll control everything.... my wish is your comma---
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Posted: Oct 28th 2008 6:55PM (Unverified) said
It looks like for this game
It's a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the bloggers sing
that you're gonna die
Go ahead and laugh
NPH is a funny guy
Its a brand new day...
Seriously joystiq, zero dr. horrible references? Zero?!
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It's a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the bloggers sing
that you're gonna die
Go ahead and laugh
NPH is a funny guy
Its a brand new day...
Seriously joystiq, zero dr. horrible references? Zero?!
Posted: Oct 28th 2008 2:41PM (Unverified) said
Doogie
*giggles
I just wanted to say, Doogie.
*giggles again
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*giggles
I just wanted to say, Doogie.
*giggles again
Posted: Oct 28th 2008 5:03PM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said
Wonderflonium = Unicorn extract
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Posted: Oct 28th 2008 2:44PM (Unverified) said
BTW, teh gheyz or not, I just wanted to say his character (Barney) on How I Met Your Mother is AWESOME!!! Simply AWESOME!
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Posted: Oct 28th 2008 3:05PM (Unverified) said
Neil Poon Handler! I love that guy in everything he is in.
But I don't know if I can give you a high five... Hahaha
I love How I Met Your Mother so much =)
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But I don't know if I can give you a high five... Hahaha
I love How I Met Your Mother so much =)
Posted: Oct 28th 2008 4:25PM (Unverified) said
Yeah, the guy riding the unicorn is gonna be in a game with the guy wearing the $6000 suit. COME ON!!!
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Posted: Oct 28th 2008 2:51PM (Unverified) said
-What do you think the PH stands for in NPH?
-Patrick Harris
-No, common mistake. Poon Handler.
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-Patrick Harris
-No, common mistake. Poon Handler.
Posted: Oct 28th 2008 3:09PM MrHashbrown said
Hopefully he'll break out in song while he's at it.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2008 3:27PM MrHashbrown said
And by the way, Will Arnet was a fucking comedic genius in Arrested Development. Who could forget GOB?
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Posted: Oct 28th 2008 3:11PM OMGOMG said
"I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER!!"
^^^^^
If this confuses you, watch this.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4f551b0252/will-arnett-human-giant-sex-tape-from-human-giant-and-will-arnett
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^^^^^
If this confuses you, watch this.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4f551b0252/will-arnett-human-giant-sex-tape-from-human-giant-and-will-arnett
Posted: Oct 28th 2008 3:41PM (Unverified) said
I'll e-mail you my $60 to make sure I get in on the ground floor!
Win.
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Win.
Posted: Oct 28th 2008 4:29PM (Unverified) said
I keep forgetting that NPH likes the CACK, somehow it makes him even cooler in my book (no homo).
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Posted: Oct 28th 2008 4:48PM (Unverified) said
will arnett is probably the funniest man alive. I will buy this game for the comedic splendor
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Posted: Oct 28th 2008 5:59PM Vegeta has a ps3 said
"And I won't feeeeel.....a thing."
God I love Dr. Horrible. and I love the awesomeness that is NPH.
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God I love Dr. Horrible. and I love the awesomeness that is NPH.
Posted: Oct 28th 2008 6:20PM Elementary Penguin said
I've made a huge mistake...
for not wanting this game early today
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for not wanting this game early today
Posted: Oct 28th 2008 6:21PM (Unverified) said
awww I want a unicorn, and a leather coat.........and Neil Patrick Harris
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