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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:03PM thethirdmoose said

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Midgets.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 10:41PM (Unverified) said

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Trick or treaters who still ring the doorbell after the lights are out.
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Posted: Nov 1st 2008 4:53AM GDUB said

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McDonald's Monopoly tokens. If you think about it, it is the only way you will truly win.
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Posted: Nov 1st 2008 8:28AM (Unverified) said

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Rotten green tomatoes
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Posted: Nov 1st 2008 9:50AM (Unverified) said

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The kids who stand in the Wendys parking lot and throw eggs at you

P.S. I wanna be lauched into a mutant camp naked, but can I keep my arms?
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 12:09AM (Unverified) said

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I would like to use the rock it launcher to shoot a big purple double dong like the one in GTA:SA That would be the funniest impact cam using VATS
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 2:43AM MtDewChick said

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Hehe, Midgets.. good one.

I would probably launch Pip-boy heads... with sharpened teeth.. that chomp as they are flying through the air! That wouldn't feel very good, but would be awesome!
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 5:43AM anonymack said

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I have to also go with midgets
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Posted: Nov 3rd 2008 12:55AM (Unverified) said

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rosie o'donnell
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Posted: Nov 3rd 2008 1:03PM (Unverified) said

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whipped cream pies
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Posted: Nov 3rd 2008 1:39PM WiiFTW said

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Wii shovelware is my weaponry of choice.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:04PM (Unverified) said

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You know all those copies of the game ET? Time to dig them out and use for ammo
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:05PM (Unverified) said

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Too bad they were covered in concrete.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:04PM (Unverified) said

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My desk at work, into my face. Because I'm still at work.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:04PM (Unverified) said

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I would launch angry, rabid cats and dogs.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:04PM (Unverified) said

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I want to shoot bikes.

Yes. A bike gun.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:05PM MongerKing said

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I'd probably just shoot my pants. That would surely confuse and startle my enemies.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:05PM MowDownJoe said

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A Wiimote. If chucking it at a TV can crack the screen, I imagine I could crack some skulls by launching it.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:05PM Nimble Cat said

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I'd like to launch my red-ringed 360 at someone. That would be bound to do some serious damage.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:05PM andejp12 said

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I'd want to launch a shoe. Just think of whom ever you hit with it saying "Who throws a frickin' shoe? Honestly?"
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Posted: Nov 1st 2008 12:12PM (Unverified) said

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Assumedly you haven't seen Austin Powers with the guy "random task", either that or you have and I totally missed the joke.

see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Evil#Random_Task for more details
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 12:49AM andejp12 said

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Yeah I've totally seen the movie hence the quote ;)
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:05PM JBGolden said

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Socks.

Because then you'd have a Sock-It Rok-It Launcher!
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:05PM THEBLAH said

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pokeballs
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:06PM Shmil said

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I would use it to fire dingos at intruders
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:06PM Daxter1985 said

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a bottle filled with coke and pop rocks
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:06PM kinshadow said

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Rick Ashley CDs... as it a Rick Roll is never inappropriate.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:07PM sheffield said

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Wouldn't it be great if you could launch giant circular saw blades. Maybe you could decapitate enemies from a distance!

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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:08PM (Unverified) said

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I'm a simple person. I would just like to pack mud balls into it and have a mud fight with people in towns, lol.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:07PM JY said

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Whatever a "rock-it" is.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:07PM (Unverified) said

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Ferrets
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:08PM dcfortythree said

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gamestop employees
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:08PM Double J said

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The obvious choice is breakfast cereals imagine a Cocoa Puff, Lucky Charm clover, some Boo Berry or a Blueberry Muffintop making your enemies heads explode into a rainbow of deliciousness.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:08PM Rabidus 6 said

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Myself.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 7:33PM aarendsvark said

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Broken guns
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:09PM MC Double Def DP said

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PO-TATE-TO!!!
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:12PM Doshin said

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AOL cd's
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:09PM vgxtremist XBLA IllWill3387 said

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I would launch some madness...and my madness I mean vodka or whiskey bottles.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:09PM spddrcr said

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what would i launch? MY MOTHER IN LAW!!!!

I would launch that hag so far and so fast that i would never see her again. I think maybe after that id launch the rest of the family as a warning to my wife that she better get her shit together:)
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:09PM Snowman said

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Kittens, cuter the better.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:09PM jake11 said

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rockets
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:09PM Dirty said

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Male chickens because it would be a cock-rok-it launcher.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:13PM (Unverified) said

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I would fire last months minutes.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:10PM (Unverified) said

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Id cherish it forever and love joystiq even more.!
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:10PM Shagittarius said

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Def leppard drummers. Fire and Forget.

One shot 2 kills.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:10PM sickrubik said

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My calendar, because once I get this game... there's no planning any time with me for months.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:10PM (Unverified) said

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If I win the swag, I'll happily launch my measly Collector's Edition of Fallout 3.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:10PM llllFlREBlRDllll said

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Cakes, as long as they're not a lie.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:10PM oolong said

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Cheese. Cause that how I'd get all that cheese flavor into a cheese it.
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