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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:27PM (Unverified) said

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Boxing gloves, acorns, and pine cones.

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:27PM Felipe M said

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pencils, reason: anyone wanna see a mass scale magic trick?

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:28PM (Unverified) said

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I'd shoot shopping carts.

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:28PM Borman said

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Dead Xbox 360s. They are heavy enough to do a ton of damage, and since they arent being used elsewhere..

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:28PM (Unverified) said

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I would totally launch a pair of dentures.
Chomp on that!

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:28PM The Kong said

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I would launch my 360 copy of Spiderman: Web of Shadows because I bought that instead of Fallout 3!!!!! Now I can't afford fallout!!! arg me angry

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:28PM NumberZero said

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The unsold copies of the PS2/Xbox game, Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel.

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:29PM moominsean said

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acorns. you know that's gotta smart.

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:29PM Crazd said

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Lightning and shurikens :D

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:29PM MorbidToaster said

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DO WANT! I don't have the money for Fallout yet, this would be awesome!

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:30PM MorbidToaster said

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Oh, and I'd use AOL CDs :D
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Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:29PM (Unverified) said

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I would fire my Rok-It into the Middle East. They'll be too busy rocking out to have wars.

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:54PM (Unverified) said

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How about for once, a rocket launcher that shot rocket launchers?

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:29PM jorojoserojas said

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Can I launch Ludwig's puns? I find those quite deadly!

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:30PM (Unverified) said

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My wife's Beenie Baby collection...

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 6:10PM (Unverified) said

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Jello. Definitely Jello.

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:30PM leemahi said

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i would shoot off babies. the cuter the better. nothing like having baby blood on your hands.

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:30PM ZackRI said

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Baby Diapers. Nuff Said.

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:30PM (Unverified) said

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I use bean bags. Then you would have a bag zooka.

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:30PM 343 Guilty Fart said

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Sackboys, lots and lots of Sackboys...

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:31PM (Unverified) said

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Rok my pants!

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:37PM (Unverified) said

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Clearly you should load it full bears.

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 6:43PM (Unverified) said

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Nintendo 64's

Posted: Nov 1st 2008 11:03AM donnellyk said

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Ferrets. They'll mess you up...

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:32PM (Unverified) said

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Ball bearings and marbles, what else?

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:31PM rkim2k said

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laser cats, the most deadly of weapons

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:58PM (Unverified) said

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i would fire chuck norris, firing round house kicks of death

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:31PM KeenCommander said

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Sony fanboys.

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:31PM Puli said

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Guinea Pigs

For Furry Death!

(If this proves not deadly enough, Guinea Pigs holding Frag grenades)

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:31PM (Unverified) said

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I would stuff Sarah Palin in it.

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:32PM kornchild2002 said

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I would use copies of Uwe Boll films on DVD. That way they could at least get some use other than collecting dust in stores. People would run in fear if they saw a copy of Bloodrayne II flying at them.

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:32PM Tizzy said

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Tofu

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:35PM (Unverified) said

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Hot delicious hamburgers, fresh off the grill. Even irradiated ghouls will take a break from violence when a free burger is flying towards them!

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:33PM (Unverified) said

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Dildos. Because even if I didn't manage to hurt anyone with them, or if I missed, they would still have the humiliation of having dildos fired at them.

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:33PM JSmurf said

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The Vault-Boy puppet, throw that into a bunch of merc's, he will rip them apart.

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:33PM jhowlett said

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bottles. i'd launch bottles filled with water and ice. and empty liquor bottles. i have a vodka bottle shaped like a rocket. it' be a bot-il rok-it

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 10:44PM (Unverified) said

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Eggs

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:34PM flit said

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The first xbox controller duke. I think it would create a black hole on launch.

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:34PM StevenM said

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cups, mugs, and plates!

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:35PM (Unverified) said

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myself for not picking up this game when it came out

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:35PM Risingsun said

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Id want to Launch a PS3. Those things are so big and heavy they'd take 3 peoples heads off.

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:35PM (Unverified) said

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Old ladies

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:35PM nightmare452 said

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I would launch Xboxs that have had the "3 Red Rings of Dead"; infinite ammo, what could be deadlier and more contagious, buahahahaha.

(PS: I'm a 360 fan, but I though it was funny)

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 6:25PM (Unverified) said

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the camera they use in cloverfield, lord knows its indestructible and the battery lasts forever so we could record all of it.

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:35PM (Unverified) said

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My Durango.

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:36PM (Unverified) said

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Uwe Boll

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:35PM Paulmichael said

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Sackboy plush dolls, to distract my enemies and kill them as they laugh!

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:36PM Waunel said

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pumpkins

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:36PM louiedog said

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I'd shoot lesser guns at my foes.

Posted: Oct 31st 2008 5:36PM (Unverified) said

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David Hasselhoff

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