Joyswag: Fallout 3 Exclusive Survival Edition + Vault Boy puppet

Update: That's it folks! Contest closed.

Have you been enjoying Fallout 3 this week? No? Well, whether or not you've partaken in Wasteland scavenges, here's something you might like. We've got five giveaways planned for Fallout 3, and we're starting out with our biggest package.

Today's grand offer:

Fallout 3: Amazon.com Exclusive Survival Edition, which includes a copy of Fallout 3 for Xbox 360, a life-size replica of the Pip-Boy 3000, a Vault Boy bobblehead, the Art of Fallout 3, the Making of Fallout 3 DVD and a Vault-Tec lunch box. (See the innards after the break.)
Hardcover strategy guide
Vault-Boy puppet
Vault Dweller's Survival Guide

There is an in-game weapon you can make dubbed (spoiler!) the Rok-It Launcher, that lets you launch any item you find as a fast-moving projectile. We want to know what items -- in-game or in real life -- you'd want to launch. Be creative!

To enter this giveaway:

Leave a comment telling us what item you would use with a Rok-It Launcher
Limit 1 entry per person per calendar day (comment more than once and you become the ammunition. Into a super mutant camp. Naked and unarmed. Literally, no arms.)
This entry period ends at 5:00pm ET on Monday, November 3rd. We'll randomly select one winner at that time to receive the Fallout 3 Survival Edition (valued at approximately $130), a hardcover strategy guide ($34.99), the Vault Dweller's Survival Guide ($0.15) and a Vault-Boy puppet ($15)
For a list of complete rules, click here.

Reader Comments (2230)

incendiary poop rounds

I would like to fire a riader's head with a missile hidden inside of it.

My ancient PC.

I'd shoot Joystiq logo-shaped boomerangs.

**comment**

I would launch my kitchen sink. :)

I would launch Ludwig.

I would load up the Vault Boy bobblehead.

I'd use Dane Cook dvds. They have to be of some use right?

A Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. However, that might take too long between shots. How about a Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog as secondary fire?

I'll shoot T-shirts. People will be excited when they receive a free T-shirt. Little do they know I've hidden a small amount of explosive inside the bundle.

I'd launch dozens of gnarled, black roses at a time. Death with style baby, death with style.

pets

beer

Sarah Palin to anywhere but here

Dogmeat

I'd fire a winning entry into this contest out of it, right into the comment submission box.

It'd fire people at other people.

my homework...

Feral Cats

I would launch other Rock-It Launchers, in an effort to make the universe implode.

Tiddy Bear. And yes, I spelled it Tiddy on purpose.

A mix of used condoms, Scrabble pieces, thumbtacks, a diaper with an exploded burrito tucked inside of it and a small mutant child.

wrenches

Is that the Xbox 360 version of Fallout?

OK, a Playstation 3.

sloopy joe shooter

lolcats, all of them

I would launch Rok-It Launchers from my Rok-It Launcher, which in turn would be launching other Rok-It Launchers. Try to wrap your mind around that one.