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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 12:12PM (Unverified) said

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WOOOT! A stepping board from EA! You can only step on it 5 times though a day cause it has SecuROM installed in the board
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 1:37PM ALBGunner04 said

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I lol'ed!

Still lol'ing!
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 3:41PM XGM said

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You can always call so they will allow you to use it once more... Screw that ill just download it and not have to worry about any of that bs anyways.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 12:14PM Mr Khan said

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Supposedly a more Western "feel the burn" answer to Nintendo's focus-based game.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 12:14PM Haggard said

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How about a USB treadmill and virtual men patting each others crotches and groaning as loudly as possible, for that authentic gym experience?
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 12:19PM (Unverified) said

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You're going to the wrong kinds of "gyms"...
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 12:20PM MarkezJM said

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"patting each other's crotches"

ugh god, lol
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 12:43PM Mr Khan said

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Cho Aniki?
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 1:23PM Supermanisdead said

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Crotchpat 09?
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 1:24PM Haggard said

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I want to know which kind of gyms Jakka goes to because I've never seen one without the 'features' I stated above..
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 12:30PM (Unverified) said

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And this is where the industry is heading... We're doomed.

"Hardcore gamers don't die... they just fade away..."
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 12:34PM (Unverified) said

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Their auras float in the air, attempting to posses the hip casual crowd and light the Hardcore Candle back on fire...
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 12:44PM Mr Khan said

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And so the Chicken Little mentality survives.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 12:55PM (Unverified) said

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*Looks up from playing Fallout 3*

What's this about hardcore games dying?
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 1:00PM (Unverified) said

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...and then CliffyB gathered two of every hardcore characters in the history of gaming, hurdled them into the boat and took them to and underwater city where they could be safe from parasit...casual gamers.

'I am Peter Molyneux, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to teh hardcorez of his games?
'No!' says the man in Ninetendo, 'We don't give a shit about you.'
'No!' says the man in the EA, 'You can only get your hardcorez five times.After that you're screwed!' 'No!' says the man who owns a 360, 'My freakin' console red-ringed again!'
'No!' says the man who owns a PS3, 'My console has no games!'


I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Mushroom Kingdom, a place where the Germans would not fear the censor, where the Rockstar would not be bound by petty morality, where the Gamers would not be constrained by the Casual scum! And with the amount of your achievement points, Mushroom can become your home, as well.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 1:07PM thethirdmoose said

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I use a Pee Cee.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 2:24PM (Unverified) said

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*pauses Far Cry 2*

an idiot says what?
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 3:54PM (Unverified) said

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How is it that only about a dozen truly 'casual' games for the Wii have seen any success (and only two or three, one being a pack in with the Wii's controller, have seen success on the level of hyped core games), yet people still cry foul every time they see a casual game? Makes me want to punch some nuts. Broken logic ftl.

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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 4:49PM Supermanisdead said

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Fatass, you mean pat some crotches?
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 6:09PM zuburi said

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Looks *AT* Fallout 3

A hardcore franchise being simplified and shortened for mass-market appeal?
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 1:00PM kspraydad said

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Why wouldn't the add their own sensor to the box (except Wii which they could market cheaper) and make it multiplatform?
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 1:35PM Starcade said

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If EA is involved, somehow I doubt such a peripheral and game would be for the Wii only. And it's really only a matter of time before someone creates a 'board' for all major systems, assuming there's potential for other games.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 1:40PM danijami23 said

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And I thought one fitness computer game was bad enough. You know, we can get a fitness program off google for free, and run our fat asses out of the front door and down the road for free. I may not be fit, but at least I make that choice, and If I need to get fit, I certainly won't be pulling money out of my pocket to pay EA OR nintendo for the privilege. I don't understand everyone's requirement to turn real life activities into computer games. Can people not be bothered actually skateboarding without EA's help anymore? Jesus
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 1:44PM (Unverified) said

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Dear EA,

Stop this shit immediately, if not sooner, and allocate all of your teams to finishing my Dead Space trilogy.

Love,
WRE
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 4:01PM Mr Khan said

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So the team who makes Madden can do Dead Space 2, and the team who made Boom Blox can do Dead Space 3?

I'd actually like to see that...
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 4:22PM Jacksons said

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The Boom Blox team? Yikes, think of the gibs...
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 4:23PM (Unverified) said

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Synergy, baby!
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 4:35PM MarkezJM said

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Bowling ball you reminded me of Rise of the Triad. And Boom Blox style giblets flying all over the place would surely be nice.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 1:58PM EJ A said

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Please, give me more pieces of plastic to clutter my living room for the sake of video games.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 2:17PM (Unverified) said

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Cool! Instead of having 1 board that I can use all my balance games on, each will have their own individual board! Way to plan for the future, EA. I hope those layoffs were worth the R&D that is going into this thing
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 7:17PM (Unverified) said

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EA loves going from one extreme to the other.

Good think GTA isn't owned by EA because this would've been one of the minigames.
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Posted: Nov 3rd 2008 6:15PM (Unverified) said

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More peripherals, that's what we need.
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Posted: Nov 7th 2008 6:02PM (Unverified) said

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ha
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