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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 2:14PM Itzapro said

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first
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 2:16PM (Unverified) said

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Fuck you.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 2:17PM sicsided said

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your father was, in your mom. lose.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 2:26PM (Unverified) said

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eat shit and die
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 2:27PM (Unverified) said

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Fifth!
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 2:30PM The Low King said

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These comments are all related to the story...
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 2:32PM (Unverified) said

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you banned ESC but this asshat gets to run around and hide beneath his bridge only to jump out and shout first? WTF Joystiq??
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 2:41PM (Unverified) said

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Why did Mr. ESC get banned in the first place? I never found out.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 2:51PM (Unverified) said

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@ Lionbacker

Don't even ask.Doing so is an even bigger mistake than asking Ninjakamster/Chin-Poh what happened to his PS3.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 2:58PM (Unverified) said

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Speaking of which, I've also been banned...six times? and so far I only know or suspect why in only three cases.


Threatning to cut my wrists due to the broken comment system ftw!
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 3:34PM Tiptup300 said

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Okay, joystiq add this.

if($post_message == "first" && $post_position == 0)
{
die("Please wait a few minutes, and try again later.");
}
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 3:55PM (Unverified) said

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Joystiq, I've reported every single one of this guy's posts, as have several other people. Look at his post history. How is this dumbfuck not banned?
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 3:59PM Itzapro said

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Wow it just amuses me how worked up you guys get over a "first" post i mean SERIOUSLY grow the fuck up, when you were a child (you probally still are) and when you finished a race FIRST me you got all excited and yelled FIRST!!! and showed off to your friends? did you? alright stfu its the same deal here kid
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 4:07PM cesaria said

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Did you really just compare a physical endurance test to commenting on a fucking Sonic the Hedgehog blog article? If you feel you've achieved something, you've got some deeply rooted emotional problems. Have fun rolling in the e-p***y.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 5:03PM (Unverified) said

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wait, did you just call me a kid cause I'm black? Even Chin-Poh thinks thats racist. Also, you tell us to grow up, then you reference something that we might've done when we were children. What.The.Fuck.

its curtains for you redninja (or as your profile says "teh ninja"). Lacy, gently wafting curtains.

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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 5:45PM Slaziman said

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I bet you'd show off to your friends too that you got the first post... if you had any.

ZING KAPOW
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 6:06PM Anticrawl said

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@ Lionbacker

Mr. ESC was banned not only because of that post but because his mindless personal attacks on the people of this blog got to the point that the bloggers had to edit out parts of his comments or delete them entirely. To put it simply he had it coming to him.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 2:27PM (Unverified) said

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Dear SEGA,

Nobody gives a fuck about Sonic and his shitty friends, and we sure as hell dont care about his alter-egos
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 4:09PM bvhj said

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+1
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 2:28PM mr nimblewick said

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Wait... so Sonic was the werehog? Where was the spoiler alert?!?!
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 2:35PM Obienator said

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Wow,super epic, mondo, failtacular.

Sonic, I am sorry but I am cutting you off...don't call, don't message me...you are dead to me.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 3:56PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah, this footage totally proves that Unleashed is gonna suck.

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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 2:42PM Zertoss said

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Is this Luigi's Mansion?
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 3:38PM (Unverified) said

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Luigi's mansion mixed with some One piece and Castlevania. Kind of like if you where to mixed a chocolate sunday, with a 12 oz steak, and some pasta Alfredo. You end up with this horrible tasting meal that soul purpose is to watch the reaction of anyone who actually tries to eat it for the chief sick pleasure.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 7:58PM Obienator said

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MaAaAaAarioooo!
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 8:06PM xGearSecondx said

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I'm mad this guy can stretch like me
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 2:46PM Mr Slayer said

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Umm...wow..what the hell?
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 3:10PM ThornedVenom said

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Nice animation indeed, but all of the 3D rendering in the world can't save this "werehog" concept.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 3:25PM (Unverified) said

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Werehog, huh? Were-hog.

I might just shoot myself.

"Were" means "man". It is not shorthand for something that is half wolf.

I know people in general are stupid and use this term, but I had honestly hoped Sega would do better.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 3:40PM (Unverified) said

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Doesn't hog mean pig?

So sonic turns into a man pig? Does he turn into man bear pig?
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 4:03PM (Unverified) said

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So a more correct term would be a Hedgewolf or Wolfhog, amirite?

No sarcasm btw.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 5:07PM Shmil said

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quick whats the word for bear? baloo?
werebaloohog?
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 5:58PM CommentSystem said

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tailspin!
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 6:16PM Shmil said

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or the jungle book, either one take your pic, i'd take tailspin though because Darkwing Duck was on after that
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 7:16PM Anticrawl said

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I'm glad someone said it, hilarious post Hattes, plus one.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 3:29PM thabrownieviking said

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I really wish they would retire sonic, once and for all.

Maybe they should switch to Awesome possum! ( I kid)
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 3:46PM (Unverified) said

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Sonic Adventures 3d FTW.

p.s. I even have the theme song as my ringtone ;)
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 3:58PM Mr Khan said

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Ghosts?

Even I (who thinks Sonic Adventure 2 is the 2nd best game ever) facepalmed at that
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 4:19PM Jacksons said

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I liked it. It is Halloween after all. As for the actual game, I'm still indifferent towards the whole thing until I can give it a try.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 4:59PM (Unverified) said

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Too bad they couldn't get it out in time for Halloween...

Also, guys, don't feed the troll.

And in response to that Sonic Sez segment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOYJ94MYENo
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 6:07PM Supermanisdead said

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WHAT
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 6:08PM Supermanisdead said

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THE
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 6:08PM Supermanisdead said

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SHIT
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 6:28PM MowDownJoe said

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Dude, outside of Sonic becoming a Werehog, this short probably has NOTHING to do with Sonic Unleashed. I can guarantee that the little furry friend that accompanies Sonic in that video won't make an appearance. Hell, you want to see the intro video for Sonic Unleased? Here ya go:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfg3tsoECTw
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 6:49PM Lijik said

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You guys posted an inferior version of the trailer.
Allow me to link a better one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNx6f99vAUs
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2008 12:48PM El Verde said

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I was afraid that was a Rickroll. I'm glad I clicked anyway!
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 6:56PM Lijik said

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@MowDownJoe:
You can guarantee eh? Thank god you didn't make any bets or anything, man would I be rolling in the win.

Allow me to make everything you say from here on out to be held over heavy scrutiny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ighS4Hczfew
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jphUlCVjCnE
http://sonic.sega.jp/SonicWorldAdventure/#/character

Yeah, don't guarantee something ever again.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 7:33PM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said

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Who's that with Sonic, a new character?
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 7:56PM Lijik said

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Thats Chip. He's basically Tails and Omachao rolled into one and plays a vital role in Unleashed's plot (He needs to seal the chaos emeralds in temples or something. I forgot).

Something tells me he is supposed to only appear in this game, but like Shadow he is going to show up in every new Sonic game even after his plot is long over.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2008 8:24PM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said

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Oh..I see. Thanks.

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