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Posted: Nov 4th 2008 8:16PM (Unverified) said

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file that video under: LoL Wut?
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Posted: Nov 4th 2008 8:32PM anoffday said

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Bonus points for anyone who can actually play and beat that game. I couldn't even manage to watch an entire minute of it.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 1:50AM wellsley said

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Oh, I stayed up all night to play it. With the lights off. And 5.1 surround headphones. Awesomeness.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 3:12AM (Unverified) said

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playing the you tube video?
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Posted: Nov 4th 2008 8:42PM Nier said

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So, I finally got to play Dead Space (up to Chapter 4 at a friend's house), and I must say that it's very different from what I thought it would be. Both games had a lot of "Oh SHIT!" moments (Dead Space's being the first airless area and Silent Hill's during the first Nurse encounter) and really set it in my mind that I never want to be an engineer or live in a small town with a bunch of crazy white people.

The whole "Alex is a soldier" thing doesn't matter when it comes to the combat, as he only does very simple maneuvers that anyone who has handled a baseball bat can do. The only thing I could see that would come from military training is charging up his attacks. As for dying, the game is really forgiving with the amount of checkpoints in the game. Dying goes from a horrible fear to a slight annoyance, especially if you die during a puzzle. The same goes for Dead Space, as whenever you die you either end up a couple rooms back or in the same room itself... You'd think the genre/developers would be a lot less forgiving when it comes to things like that. They should make dying a punishment instead of a minor setback...

Although, I'm glad they aren't, because it would annoy me to no end... ;D
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Posted: Nov 4th 2008 8:51PM (Unverified) said

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I'm just here to proclaim my love for Dead Space. I love you Dead Space.
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Posted: Nov 4th 2008 9:01PM Premature ejaculation man said

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She's mine you bastard!
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Posted: Nov 4th 2008 9:12PM The Kong said

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Excuse me, Dead Space loves me more than the both of you!
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Posted: Nov 4th 2008 10:15PM (Unverified) said

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That's not what Dead Space and your moms said last night!!!
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 1:56AM (Unverified) said

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Holy FUCK! Tonight was what can only be considered an historic event and I am so proud to be an American!!!

Huh? Election? No, I just beat Dead Space! I can't remember the last time I played a survival horror game that was that amazing and that includes RE4. I love you even more Dead Space! November 4, 2008 will go down in history as the day I womped some Alien/weird human experiment thing's ass!
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 3:29AM MarkezJM said

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You shouldn't refer to John McCain as a weird alien human thingy, that's just disrespectful.

That being said, since moving cross country, HD TV purchase is now imminent, Dead Space purchase nearing... Impatience growing...
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Posted: Nov 4th 2008 8:59PM (Unverified) said

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Good read.
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Posted: Nov 4th 2008 9:10PM Giroro said

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Hay Can I get an English to American translation on the following?

rubbish

contrivance

bollocks (spell check won't work on this)


lol...Britain. (or is it Australian)
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Posted: Nov 4th 2008 9:21PM PoisonedAl said

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See that book under the broken leg of your sofa? The one titled "Dictionary?" Go nuts!

(You Americans wonder why everyone thinks you're stupid)
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Posted: Nov 4th 2008 9:57PM (Unverified) said

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as stupid as americans are (me being one of them...and willingly admit it), we all have to agree that that video was filled with lots of funny bits from pausing the game repeatedly to screaming in a foreign language every time ANYTHING moved...especially when he was in the room with those locker thingys he probably wet himself
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Posted: Nov 4th 2008 10:03PM AoE said

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@Poisoned Al,

The only dictionary you'll find in the US with British slang in it is the Oxford English Dictionary... and believe it or not, most people don't have $1,000 20-volume dictionaries propping up their couches (also, how fucked up is your couch that you need 20 books to prop it up? You should just bite the bullet and get a new one...)

And honestly, everyone thinks we're stupid because some of us don't know your slang? Yeah, I'm sure that's EXACTLY the reason jackass.
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Posted: Nov 4th 2008 10:18PM (Unverified) said

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Well its british slang most prominently, although some australians also use it. The more important thing is simply, how dont you know the meaning of the word "contrivance"??? Thats not slang, thats english, learn it before complaining.

And try just a compacted version of the oxford english dictionary, or as most people use, the internet. Urban dictionary would give you definitions of any slang, although the majority of online dictionaries still give you an answer for at least the first two words this commenter mentioned. If you are relying on a spell checker then i fear for you.

Also Ludwig rocks my socks, ill read anything he writes.
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Posted: Nov 4th 2008 10:20PM (Unverified) said

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What the fuck, Poisoned Al? You used to be cool but now you're such a bad ass American hater. I hope that your second/third world country is a fun place and that you like all the American made and funded entertainment we provide.
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Posted: Nov 4th 2008 10:47PM PoisonedAl said

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Don't you mean "use to provide?" Hollywood needs to be nuked from space. And I don't just hate Americans. I hate stupid. There are proably just the same ratio of dumb to smart people around the world, it's just that American's have the means, and indeed, the will to show everyone how retarded they are. Giroro's post being proof of this.

Oh, and by the way, the word "contrivance" is NOT a British word. It's used internationally by people who are not mono-syllable grunting retards.
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Posted: Nov 4th 2008 10:56PM anoffday said

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At least Americans the majority of Americans know the value of a toothbrush and toothpaste.
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Posted: Nov 4th 2008 11:02PM Vidikron said

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Blah, blah... some guy asked the definition of a few words. So what? It's better to ask than to not ask. Get a life, Al.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 6:26AM PoisonedAl said

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My, what cutting wit. At least in this country we don't sell devices for disgustingly fat people to be able to wipe their own arse, becuase their pudgy arms can't reach by themselves!

Trust me, if you're going to resort to stereotypes, you're going to fucking lose. So why don't you test the weight limit of your mobility scooter some more?
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 6:40AM PoisonedAl said

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On a serious note, internationally the view of America is in the toilet. I mean the UK is America's closest ally, and we hate your guts! Most of this is thanks to the chimp-faced moron that has been ruling your country for 8 years. Bush was a walking American stereotype. If he put on a 200 pounds, he would have been a perfect example of how the world sees Americans. Hopefully the new guy will change a lot of this. Personally I'm not over struck on Obama, but Palin scared the shit out of me.

All I can say is THANK YOU for not letting someone so arse-backward have that much power!
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 7:31AM Nigeria said

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The UK doesn't hate America's guts. What kind of media regurgitated bullshit are you spewing, Al?

And us, being from the UK, are in no position to talk about a nation's standing. Try visiting Pakistan; I'm sure the reaction will be really favourable.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:10AM PoisonedAl said

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Trust me, I hate the UK more then America. I have to live here remember. At least in the US, voting for someone else might actually do something.

And can you honestly say with a straight face that America (and in particular their foreign policy) is popular here? I still think half of it is harking back to the days where it was the British empire fucking everything up. Hence the gailing lap-dog nature of Blair. Yeah, he was REALLY popular being so close to Bush wasn't he?
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:22AM Vidikron said

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Al, you've done nothing but make yourself look like a dumbass. The OP simply asked the definition of a few words and you go off on some stupid rant about Americans and pathetically attempt to use Giroro's post as your proof. Seriously, one guy asking questions sends you off on this idiotic rant? And that's supposed to convince us that we're the stupid ones? Also, as I said above, since when is asking questions stupid?
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:59AM Duke said

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Al, from reading your posts you’re just a hate monger as a whole. Save us all the time and stfu. None of your angry crying does a damn thing to make us American's feel bad and it doesn't do a damn thing to make the UK better either. Simply put, you are just being a tool without serving any useful purpose.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 11:02AM PoisonedAl said

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Frankly I find it rather sad that simple knee-jerk reply to a "Huuuurrr BRiTan! LOL!" post has descended into this long winded pile of wank. If you do not know the meaning of the word "rubbish" or "contrivance", wouldn't you maybe use dictionary.com, which shows ALL the definitions to the words, or do you show your frankly stunning ignorance on a internet blog, for a jerk like me to mock? Said jerkary would have been ignored, but wait, I said something bad about America! MAN THE CANNONS!

Oh for fuck's sake. I'm bored of this shit. Feel free to have the final say. I won't bother reading it.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:51PM (Unverified) said

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WOW. Rubbish and contrivance are not British-dialect words. At all.


Also there's this great series of tubes where if you put a word in you can find its definition on an e-dictionary.
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Posted: Nov 4th 2008 10:34PM (Unverified) said

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You wrote that column real good Ludwig.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 12:10AM (Unverified) said

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that video was fun, i like it and the end was good with that monster continually showing up, but my favourite part was the zombie coming out of the wall coffin thing
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 12:01AM (Unverified) said

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I agree the immersion in Dead Space is really well done - right up to the point where you go to a save station and get abruptly kicked into the PS3's UI. DOH!
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 6:53AM (Unverified) said

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Ah, you should've picked up the 360 version instead, which displays the save screen as an in-game hologram (albeit zoomed in on) just like the Store or Work Bench. Good stuff.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:08PM (Unverified) said

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lol, this is the first MP game i bought on ps3 instead of 360, guess that teaches me...
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 2:51AM Courtney said

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I'm quite enjoying these columns Ludwig. Keep up the good work!

Do you think that the improvements in these two games are related to the change in developers? Silent Hill moved to an American developer and EA entered the genre for the first time (as far as I know). New blood equals some new thinking?
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 8:05AM SheppyReturns said

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I'm currently playing Silent Hill and enjoying it, except when it wants to be Resident Evil 4. Such as the part I'm on right right, at the Police Station.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 11:39AM Ludwig Kietzmann said

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I found the best course of action in that section was to run.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 12:10PM Duke said

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Yeah, its hard to put up a good fight there.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 6:51PM MarkezJM said

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Sweet, how are you liking it Sheps? I really enjoy a good scary game, but am really on the fence as to what I want to get after I finish up with Fable II.

Would love some insight, as to whether to go with that or Dead Space...
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 7:17PM (Unverified) said

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Markez:

Go with Dead Space.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 8:34PM (Unverified) said

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I'm really enjoying the column. Keep it up!
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