Inspired by everyone doing their civic duty this Election Day, we'd like to announce a bold new initiative called "Share-A-Hit." Here's how it works: We'll be collecting all the traffic we get from the utterly ridiculous video after the break and donating it to less fortunate web pages. Because honestly, we feel too guilty about it to keep the thousands and thousands of hits we'll be getting. ... And we will.
So please, share this post with a friend. Because every time you send someone after the break to watch Heidi Klum dancing in her underwear to support Guitar Hero World Tour, you're helping to bring another set of eyeballs to some deserving Small Wonder fanfic site or black Neil Diamond impersonator that truly needs them.
"So I'm not into some wrinkle faced over the hill blond bimbo and you're getting your panties all up in a bunch? Funny."
Wow, this must be the first time you've left Club Penguin and joined the big boy table of the Interwebs. So let me be the first to say: Welcome to the REAL Internet, where nobody gives a fuck about your sickness/mental disorder and the Majority teabag the Minority nonstop.
OK, douche bag, post a link to a video of your girlfriend dancing in her underwear and we'll let you know what we think. Of course, she'll need to hold up a sign that says something like "I'm that prick commenter 9600baud's gf".
Obscenely high standards like that are one of the main reasons why nerds never get laid. I know. I used to be that way, too. I was all, "Man, there is no WAY I'm letting my dick get near that that super model in her mid-30's. I have standards!"
And never did I get laid until ONE day, I said, "You know, thirtysomething supermodels aren't THAT bad."
Now, I have sex with thirtysomething supermodels ALL THE TIME. Sometimes, I even get REAL lucky and she invites some younger supermodels to the scene who idolize her into bed!
"So I'm not into some wrinkle faced over the hill blond bimbo and you're getting your panties all up in a bunch? Funny."
Wow, this must be the first time you've left Club Penguin and joined the big boy table of the Interwebs. So let me be the first to say: Welcome to the REAL Internet, where nobody gives a fuck about your sickness/mental disorder and the Majority teabag the Minority nonstop.
Also, its not like you could do better. If she knocked on your door right now, you'd be using all your moves to try and get her to reenact that commercial. I don't know about you, but I sure as hell haven't dated a lot of 30something superMILFS in my time.
I don't care how old she is. Hell, Chritie Brinkley is like....50....and I'd plow her right now. What I care about is that Seal has already tapped that. I neither want nor need Seal's sloppy seconds. That said, if she offered sex, I wouldn't decline it. That said (again) if I saw her in a bar, I wouldn't hit on her, even if I was drunk.
I'm still waiting for Giselle to become single. I have no problem taking Tom Brady's sloppy seconds. Maybe some of that wingets will rub off.
I totally agree. If you're gonna do Risky Business, do it right. If you just want to have Heidi Klum stripping, don't try to make it seem like there is a reason for it. Just give her the guitar and tell her to take off her clothes.
Actually, I just saw this commercial run on Comedy Central, and she leaves the shirt on. So they must have done the real commercial, and then said, basically "Okay Heidi. We've got what we need. Now, do a take where you just strip for the internet geeks."
So let me get this straight. You buy GHWT and it comes with a gorgeous girl dancing around in her underwear?! Sure beats the little sackboy toy I got with my LittleBigPlanet! lol
Mr. McElroy, if you want to post a video of a sexy lady, just do it, you don't have to type all that fluff up there, we'll appreciate it all on it's own
@Moptimus: Used to be on my Flickr but I took it down since it was kind of offensive to people who didn't realize it was a parody of feminist gamers getting pissed off at Braid.
@Obie: I do prefer brunettes meself!
@Ameen: Yeah, your girlfriend is pretty fucking hot.
