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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:10AM (Unverified) said

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Play Rock Band, of course.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:09AM (Unverified) said

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Reduce our dependence on foreign oil. ;-)

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:11AM (Unverified) said

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As the king, I would give a Wii to Everyone in the kingdom to ensure happiness and peace.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:13AM Kolma said

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National video game hour
and a national video game day Where EVERYONE must play during specified time

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:16AM guttertalk said

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Hail to the king, baby.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:18AM lanadapter said

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build up a powerful army to conquer the world.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:18AM (Unverified) said

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After repressing the masses, I'd help them set up an autonomous collective.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:19AM komquat said

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I would host a Wii Bowling party!!!!

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:28AM TheClassic said

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I would totally get it on with the Queen and/or a harem.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:30AM (Unverified) said

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Fund exciting new research...

Posted: Nov 11th 2010 3:02PM (Unverified) said

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Mass genocide of the Zombies!

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:34AM mrfro99 said

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build myself the biggest castle ever. then have a sweet party in it.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:35AM (Unverified) said

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I would gather all the citizens of my kingdom and command them to play a giant game of "Simon Says". The winner of the game would join me in a fight to the death in a game of Super Smash Bros. Brawl. If I win I would remain King, if I lose I would step down and my opponent would become King. This would become the traditional way that the kings would be chosen. SO I HAVE SPOKEN, SO IT SHALL BE!

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:37AM Ninbrendo said

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I'd abolish the monarchy.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:37AM (Unverified) said

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Throw a sweet party

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:40AM Qwikstreet said

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All hail the king!

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:41AM Fri said

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Mandatory arts and crafts from 3 to 5 P.M. daily followed by a healthy snack.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:43AM (Unverified) said

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I would take a nap.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:46AM (Unverified) said

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Party by the people for the people.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:44AM brianh431 said

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Take everyones gold and then redistribute it evenly so all are equal.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:46AM Rnz1 said

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I would create a new day of the week, FUNDAY, just like DOUG

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:46AM eugaet said

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The sell off and retire bit sounds like a good idea right about now.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:48AM (Unverified) said

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In the words Mel Brooks, "it's good to be the king"

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:51AM (Unverified) said

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I would go for a lazy river-style tube ride in the moat.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:52AM (Unverified) said

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I would first socialize healthcare, set up rehabilitation shelters for the homeless, repair foreign relations overseas, create a transportation infrastructure to facilitate growth, and require financial education classes in elementary schools, high schools, and in secondary education.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:54AM GreenElf said

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I would guess my first thing to do as king would be to attend a mass funeral, because for me to be chosen for king it means that about 30 of my family members just died in close succession.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:54AM (Unverified) said

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my first order, make sure every house on the planet has a Wii of course, no shortages on my clock!

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:55AM (Unverified) said

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Throw a $400,000 MySims Party!!!!!

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:57AM (Unverified) said

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Sell it and retire

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:00AM (Unverified) said

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Have a O"Rock"bama party.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:01AM (Unverified) said

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Sign me up for the naked thing!

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:08AM phoenixgeek said

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Whores, lots and lots of whores.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:11AM (Unverified) said

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Let people do what they want.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:11AM (Unverified) said

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If I had my own kingdom, Bruce Timm would be given an unlimited budget to adapt every great comic storyline into a full length animated film. The first film he would produce: "Pride of Baghdad," by Brian K Vaughan.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:12AM (Unverified) said

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I would reduce taxes.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:16AM (Unverified) said

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I would do away with the BCS system and institute a playoff for NCAA football.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:19AM Santos L Halper said

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ok

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:20AM (Unverified) said

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Everybody in the Kingdom must have a Nintendo system with manufacter date of 2006+

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:21AM Trekkie said

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free pb cups for everyone.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:21AM (Unverified) said

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Start a Wii Sports League for all the little citizens

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:23AM cyruszuo said

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Return gov to the peoples

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:24AM (Unverified) said

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I would play naked twister with my royal maden biatch's.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:24AM (Unverified) said

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My first order of business as king would be to put my 7yr old in charge. :P

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:23AM Drayain said

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Make kilts mandatory.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:24AM (Unverified) said

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My first order of business would be to gather everyone together and give them a dollar. We all start of equally. Equally serving the King!

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:27AM kjell1979 said

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Declare war on Canada.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:29AM (Unverified) said

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I would raise four towers, the Ministry of Plenty, the Ministry of Truth, the Ministry of Love, and the Ministry of Peace.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:31AM nbskid said

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I'd make a pool of money and swim in it, Scrooge McDuck style.

Posted: Nov 11th 2008 10:15AM tomato said

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I would name my queen :)

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:40AM (Unverified) said

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Eat the finest burrito in all the land.

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