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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:39PM AkmGamer said

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How about chairs.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:40PM (Unverified) said

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I think that I would want to have a pair of brass knucks! Thta way if any punk tried to steal my PIP BOY 3000 I could knock his friggin head off.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:40PM Zachary said

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A GECK.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:40PM Zanthox said

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a G.E.C.K.

Posted: Nov 6th 2008 8:26PM (Unverified) said

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PSP

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:40PM Funkmaster General said

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A bottle of sweet nukacola to drown my sorrows.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:41PM (Unverified) said

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A drill that could be used to crack the vault's locking mechanism and thus, freedom.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:43PM (Unverified) said

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I would have the G-man with me, since that guy can't be held down; he is a sure way out.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:41PM dcfortythree said

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tila tequila for the freak factor not the conversation

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:41PM (Unverified) said

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A collection of Perry Como's greatest hits.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:40PM jwa254 said

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A PS3 of course

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:44PM (Unverified) said

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Nutter Butters. The peanut buttery goodness is the only friend and food you need, that and a glass of milk...what, no milk? Nooooo!

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:41PM (Unverified) said

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my DS

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:41PM Neaan said

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Booze

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:41PM Slaziman said

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A Naked Peach.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:41PM (Unverified) said

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Tin foil!

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:43PM (Unverified) said

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A nice piece of ass attached to a woman with a brain and a good sense of humor.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:42PM (Unverified) said

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a fembot

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:41PM Gun Barrier said

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a flash light.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 5:06PM (Unverified) said

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Fleshlight?
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:42PM (Unverified) said

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Ben Heck's portable PS3

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:43PM (Unverified) said

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A puppet... of doom!

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:50PM (Unverified) said

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duct tape - any macgyver fans know that anything can be accomplished with enough of that metallic roll of God's gift.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:43PM (Unverified) said

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A paperclip! ...it's all you need =D

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:47PM joseaqui said

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A jar of vaseline.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:42PM Shagittarius said

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A king sized jar of lube.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:44PM (Unverified) said

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A woman.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 5:09PM codygray said

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Well, not a bible.
My PSP, since there probably wont be any HDTVs in a vault, or otherwise id bring my PS3.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:43PM ozyman666 said

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Jet ... plenty of Jet

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:43PM (Unverified) said

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Boggle.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:44PM (Unverified) said

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a record player and Queen "A night at the Opera" album

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:44PM (Unverified) said

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My sanity!!!!!! It be hard to keep that while locked in a vault!

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:43PM (Unverified) said

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My Guitar

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:43PM Sathan said

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shotgun

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:43PM LilAnt said

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A genie granting at least three wishes.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:45PM (Unverified) said

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A really comfortable bed

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:43PM (Unverified) said

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The Bush twins

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:44PM (Unverified) said

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The One Ring

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:46PM (Unverified) said

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a kerosene heater

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:44PM (Unverified) said

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hmmmm....see the joystiq article about a certain rock band commercial...I would be okay locked up with...all that...yes I would

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:46PM (Unverified) said

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a genie in a bottle, with unlimited wishes

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:44PM Puli said

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A key to the door.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:44PM (Unverified) said

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Apologies if this has been brought up before, but is there any major reason that Joystiq can't offer their competition wares to places outside of the US and Canada such as Europe? We like free games in the UK too :)

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:44PM markhill66 said

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Every Pauly Shore film ever made, buuuuuuuuddy.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:45PM cjvogel23 said

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A Genie in a bottle!

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:45PM djseifer said

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Porn. Lots and lots of filthy porn.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:45PM (Unverified) said

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Cranberry sauce.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:45PM greerzilla said

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Peanut Butter

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:45PM (Unverified) said

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The internet.

Posted: Nov 5th 2008 4:46PM (Unverified) said

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