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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:34AM KingBroly said

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Wasn't it originally announced that it'd only be out a year?
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:36AM anoffday said

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byeee.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:39AM (Unverified) said

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What? I liked Yaris!
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 8:16PM PoisonedAl said

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I also liked Yaris. Almost as much as I do cutting myself.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:39AM Joeybeast said

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To think those come after us will never have the joy of driving a shoe box brings tear to my eyes.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:23AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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I always envisioned it as more of a clown shoe or a rollerskate.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:41AM Wubbytoes said

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Yaris really is one of the worst games I've ever played. Toyota should sue the developer for damaging the reputation of their car with that shitty game.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:26AM (Unverified) said

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damaging the reputation?
i was almost gonna buy a yaris 'cause i thought i would be able to shoot at fat bike-riding luchadores from the mechanical tentacle of my car!
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 12:33PM Tiptup300 said

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I was going to buy a Yaris because it gave you acid.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 7:04PM Wubbytoes said

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That's what I'm talking about bise! I bought one thinking it could do that, and was extremely disappointed. I ended up writing several very strongly worded letters to Toyota because of this issue.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:42AM IannCannon said

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Gonna miss those free achievement points.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:42AM IannCannon said

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Naaahhhhht
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:43AM Erluti said

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Maybe it's because Yaris quit paying the bill and Microsoft doesn't condone free advertising.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:46AM darkinchworm said

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It's kinda fun, in a "holy shit this is so bad but I gotta have those achievements" kind of way.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:49AM MC Double Def DP said

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I want to know who was looking for it to notice it was gone?!
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:57AM (Unverified) said

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Cheevo whores?
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:54AM (Unverified) said

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Smell ya later...
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:57AM (Unverified) said

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It's been taking up my (20GB) hard drive space since I bought my 360 (March '07), and I've never played it. Guess I might as well see if it's worth playing.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 11:56AM (Unverified) said

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Protip: It's not.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:57AM PoisonedAl said

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Nothing of value was lost.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 9:58AM FernandoRocker said

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I never finished the game... I can't play with normal controls.

I would have finished the game and get some achievements if only the game had inverted controls.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:04AM (Unverified) said

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Inverted FTW! I hate it when games don't give the option. Poll idea: normal or inverted? That would be interesting, don't ya say?
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:06AM (Unverified) said

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Inverted?! o_O


INSANITY!!!!!
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:12AM (Unverified) said

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BTW, Banjo: NaB demo is killing me with its inverted underwater controls. It just doesnt make sense to have normal above water, then inverted under. >:(

Especially since I found this glitch :) Once you get it its pretty sweet to be able to explore Showdown Town more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGFgJw7Gsrg
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:13AM FernandoRocker said

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Inverted with analog sticks... It feels more natural.

And normal with keyboard and mouse.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:16AM (Unverified) said

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MADNESS!!1!
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:26AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Madness?

THIS...IS...** whoa, almost went for it. Yeah, I don't feel the inversion is natural, but it would make an interesting poll/study. Some of my friends just won't play without inversion.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:46AM (Unverified) said

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GeneralDeath, you do realise MR.ESC came back ages ago?
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:47AM darkinchworm said

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I'm on board Fernando's boat here. Normal controls with a mouse and keyboard, inverted with a controller. That Yaris never had the inverted option was sheer stupidity. How much effort would it have really taken to patch that in?

...oh wait, the developer collapsed upon release. Right.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:58AM DigStyle said

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Inverted all the way for shooters! I played a lot of flying games early in my video gaming career so for shooters its like flying my head!

I am worthless without inverted controls all staring at the ground and spinning!
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 11:13AM (Unverified) said

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No, no, no, no NO!! If I want to look up I want to push UP on the thumbstick!! Up is up and down is down DAMNIT!
Thats why 99.9% of shooters come with NORMAL controls as default!


Damn wierdos!

:P
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 11:58AM (Unverified) said

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I agree with Fenix. Shooter's aren't flight simulators. People who use inverted controls have something deeply wrong with them, they are rotten to the core like a bad tooth.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 12:48PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Jakka:

You DO realize that only recently (through certain changes I made to our web filter at work) I had returned to viewing/posting on Joystiq? No? You don't keep up with my every move in real time? Funny, I don't keep up with Mr. ESC's, either. Thanks for the info.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 12:53PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Fixed.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 1:27PM Gun Barrier said

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lol i had the same problem with yaris, i needed inverted y axis.

Its not so wierd, its like the thumb stick controls the back of the head. Pulling the stick down makes my view go up. Thats how i see it anyways.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:09AM Kamizar said

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Maybe, maybe we weren't playing Yaris at all, maybe Yaris was playing us...
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:18AM (Unverified) said

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Much Soviet Russia?
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:09AM Duke said

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You're all nuts! This game had you driving a Yaris with a gun...a gun. It was amazing. This is just proof that God doesn't like us anymore.


-No wait, the game blew. I remember now.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:19AM (Unverified) said

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...fuck
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:27AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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That's not a sunset...
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 11:25AM (Unverified) said

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It kinda reminds me of Mordhaus, but mostly because of your avatar.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:43AM (Unverified) said

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This should've been removed before it was ever made.... if that's at all possible?
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:47AM samfish said

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I didn't think it was that bad....
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 11:59AM (Unverified) said

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Science has shown you to be wrong.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 12:41PM samfish said

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I am nothing if not an anomaly.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 10:59AM FredFredrickson said

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Well I still have it, and one of these days I'll find a few hundred hours to put in to get all the achievements.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 12:20PM Courtney said

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Fare thee well, poor Yaris. May you find the success you deserved wherever it is dead games go. Say hi to ET for us.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 12:49PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Ah, Mordhaus...that reminds me, the groundskeepers haven't been scorching the earth enough lately...thanks for the heads-up!
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 12:50PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Dammit, this was meant to be a reply to StrangeBum.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2008 3:18PM (Unverified) said

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Go into the water.
Live there die there.
Live there die.

I love Dethklok!
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