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Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:16AM spid said

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I want a blender on a lancer.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:16AM Matador79 said

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I would like the duct taped machine gun/flamethrower like in Aliens.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:17AM (Unverified) said

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ooo pick me :-)

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 12:23PM chking said

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I would like a weapon to tap them on the shoulder just before you kill them from behind.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:19AM (Unverified) said

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laser sight attached to a flamethrower. just to be needlessly excessive.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:18AM (Unverified) said

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I would like to see a rifle with a "Scorpionesque" harpoon that can bring enemies in for a close range execution type kill.....

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:16AM (Unverified) said

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Bayonet

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:18AM plft said

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A flamethrower could work, as if the ammo happens to be treated with a flammable chemical, flaming rounds will come to be.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:17AM (Unverified) said

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a pneumatic drill! so you can punch holes in bodies!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/81/Pneumatic_drill.jpeg

lulz

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:16AM lebkin said

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A rocket launcher attached to my gun would be a nice addition.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:21AM kabes said

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A jackhammer.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:17AM Maniacmous said

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I would love to see a flamethrower attached to a rifle...mow them down and burn the remains.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:18AM (Unverified) said

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How about the assault rifle with flowers attached? No? Peace for everyone? Ah, hell, put an insta-lava attachment on it and melt the bastards.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:17AM Wargazm said

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Attach the Gears giveaway swag loot to my gun, please.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:18AM (Unverified) said

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Pick me! Pick me! :)

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:56AM (Unverified) said

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I would like a Coffee Maker attached.. that would be nice.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:17AM Jbax said

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A Big Boot, so I can kick your ass with my gun

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:18AM (Unverified) said

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I wanna see a slingshot!

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:18AM (Unverified) said

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I'd like to see a vicious rottweiller attached to a gun.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:18AM Autosuggestion said

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id like to attach a radioactive cheese grater on mah gun!

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:17AM (Unverified) said

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A trusty ol' Swiss Army Knife - Chainsaw would be brilliant.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:17AM (Unverified) said

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Personally, I'd like a rocket launcher that has a secondary fire of explosive teddy bears.

Think about it, you'll be playing a nice multiplayer game and you launch a teddy bear at your opponent, "Oh my!" says Marcus Phoenix character number 8, "Look at that cuddly teddy bear!" and just as he begins to nuzzle his face against the bear's soft body...

BAM!

It explodes in a cloud of distracting confetti. Which gives you just enough time to blow him into tiny chunks of bloody body confetti with your primary fire.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:18AM (Unverified) said

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i want the internet attached to my gun so I can check xbox360fanboy inbetween kills lol

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:17AM (Unverified) said

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A turkey baster attached to a gun would be so damn convenient.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:18AM (Unverified) said

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taser

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:17AM MrU2 said

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I would attatch an energy sword...

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:18AM Trogd0r said

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I'd like to see a super soaker attachment...expect the unexpected.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:20AM (Unverified) said

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I'm just a little orphan whose world would be made 1000 times better by winning this prize, so please choose me, I'm the right choice.

This message paid for by orphan who wants gears of wars stuff.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:18AM Garbmutt said

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Be afraid Locust scum! Be very afraid!

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:18AM ObiBen8 said

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A sandwich maker. All that killin' makes me hungry

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:19AM chromeratt said

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I'd like a flamethrower attached to my shotgun. First light them up and then put them out of their misery.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:19AM (Unverified) said

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I want to win stuff.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 11:23AM (Unverified) said

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I would love to see a hammer attached to a gun for maximum beldgening.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:18AM (Unverified) said

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I'd love to see an assualt rifle with an underslung shotgun

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:19AM (Unverified) said

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1.21 jiggawatts of lightening coming out of the rifle!

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:19AM Corncobtacular said

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I'd like GPS put on all guns so we can find them when we need to.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:19AM (Unverified) said

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I do like the idea of a BBQ grill attached to my shotty!

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:19AM (Unverified) said

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A taser attachment would be cool so you can stun your enemies at close range.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 2:48PM (Unverified) said

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I loved the first one, and want the second so bad, but there's just no way I can afford it. On that note, I loved the Chicken/Dynamite crossbow from Redneck Rampage

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:19AM Muzner said

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Flamethrower!

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:20AM ferdirand said

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school children

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:20AM (Unverified) said

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A mini nuke launcher attached to a flamethrower should do some damage.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:19AM (Unverified) said

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Id like to see a battle axe attached to a gun. That would be something to fear.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:20AM (Unverified) said

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I would like to see a dodgeball launcher attached to one so when you hit them with it they are all looking around and confused like "Why did I just get hit by a dodgeball?"

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 11:52AM GoliathTL said

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Hmm... Attachments to a gun? Another gun of course! Call it the Gun-Gun.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:20AM happ said

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A pneumatic log splitter would make for a great gore-spreading addition.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:20AM (Unverified) said

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an attack crow

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:21AM (Unverified) said

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How about a lollie-pop holder on the hammer of the weapon. That way, while I am aiming, I don't have to take my hands off the weapon while I eat my Halloween candy.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:21AM (Unverified) said

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I would like to have Chuck Norris attatched to my gun
He would send anything in my path flying with his roundhouse kick

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 10:20AM (Unverified) said

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Attach a military missle warhead to the gun. One shot eliminates half of the level and leaves body parts strewn for miles.

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