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Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:12PM (Unverified) said

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how about a rail gun attachment. that would be crazy!

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:13PM (Unverified) said

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A gun with a cute little puppy attached! Adorable yet deadly.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:13PM (Unverified) said

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I would like to attach a frying pan to my virtual gun so I could cook up some eggs while killing some Locust.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:12PM (Unverified) said

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A blender so that you can make wonderfully delicious smoothies out of your enemies....i mean fruit. Delicious and healthy fruit smoothies

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:13PM Anwa123 said

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I would like to see an attachment for a stapler.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:12PM phenotype said

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Crazy glue gun

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:12PM jrb said

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silly string shooter. just to scare people with.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:14PM bobo456 said

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I'd like to see a motion sensor or x-ray vision of some sort, reminescent of Aliens.

Posted: Nov 8th 2008 3:35PM Pasty said

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High beams, for blinding with.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:12PM splam said

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Burrito launcher.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:16PM nerdinerdiness said

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milkshake maker

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:12PM mkernan said

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An 'adult' toy.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:18PM Bzchan said

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MY GEARS BABY YOU TURN THEM ON

Posted: Nov 10th 2008 12:49PM (Unverified) said

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i never won a thing in my life but here it goes

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:22PM (Unverified) said

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I would like to see a Prinny attached to the gun. That way if you run out of ammo during a firefight you could just throw the gun and the prinny would explode, doing massive damage. You could call it the Etna Special.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:13PM (Unverified) said

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I would like a gravity gun on the lancer, that way when you pull enemies into it, they get turned into rotten meat. Also good for pulling an enemy in for cover.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:13PM (Unverified) said

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a cell-phone style camera for those fun moments where you don't have time for a real camera.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:14PM (Unverified) said

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I'd like to see a gigantic ballpoint pen bayonet

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:15PM (Unverified) said

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I'd love to win this, not that that helps, haha.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:14PM LastEpoch said

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Sandwiches! Gorge yourself on blood and turkey meat all at once!

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:15PM Bad Horse said

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I'd like to see a mirror attached to a gun so that I could see behind me. That and the on the mirror should be another gun that can shoot behind me as well.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:15PM (Unverified) said

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Maybe an assault rifle with a butterknife...for elevensies between battles.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:16PM evan4maier said

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I'd like to see a trashy bumper sticker-like tag on the end that says something like, "If you can read this, you're probably dead."

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:16PM ins0mn1ac said

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I say we one-up the chainsaw and go full lawnmower-gun. Dead Alive style!!

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:15PM (Unverified) said

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I like to keep things simple-- let's stick another gun on.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:16PM (Unverified) said

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I'd like to see Billy Mays wielding a gun with a built in Oxi-Clean dispenser. "Against those tough blood stains, nothing is better than the power of Oxygen!"

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:17PM (Unverified) said

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Shotgun melee should have an auto tag when close up and pressX again to make it blow up.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 5:37PM (Unverified) said

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Not gonna say anything ''clever'' like the rest of the commentators, I just want to win the damn thing..

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:17PM WolfNoctis said

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Soda Fountain, have a delicious drink any time you want and spray Mountain Dew in your enemy's eyes.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:17PM (Unverified) said

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Another gun.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:18PM Jechtshot78 said

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Winning any one of those things would seriously be awesome. I am a HUGE gears fan.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:20PM Moorbo said

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A wide angle high power laser. Blind your enemies then take them out at your leisure.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:19PM (Unverified) said

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I'd like to have a flamethrower with a bayonet attachment. That way I could waste locust and roast weenies!

Posted: Nov 14th 2008 5:13PM (Unverified) said

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A grenade on a bayonet would be great. You stab the guy, grenade becomes lodged in the torso, run away...BOOM!

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:19PM Gun Barrier said

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Attach a cellphone to a gun.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:19PM The Amazing ScrewOn Head said

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I would like to see a kitten attached to a gun. Nobody would shoot at a guy holding a kitten and while they're distracted by the cuteness of the kitten, I'll shoot them in the face.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 11:09PM (Unverified) said

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A smaller version of myself holding the same gun with an even smaller version of myself holding the same gun with an even smaller version of myself holding the same gun... Ad infinitum.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:19PM (Unverified) said

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I'd love to see a gun with a jackhammer attached to the end of it. Imagine the posibilities!

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:41PM Satchamobob said

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A flamethrower pistol sounds cool.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:19PM Zer0Evil said

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I would like to see a Shotgun.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:20PM jakeisoutofstep said

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slushie machine

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:20PM (Unverified) said

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A hubcap shooting rocket launcher for sure.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:21PM huntforhire said

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I would like to see a lysol sprayer/swiffer attached to a shotgun so I can immediately disinfect the crime scene.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:21PM PsyKodeLicReLic said

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I'd like to see an assault rifle with season 4 of seinfeld at the end of it.;-)

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:21PM (Unverified) said

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How about a gun that shoots toxic ballistics much like a grenade launcher attachment to melt a target.

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:23PM (Unverified) said

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A battle axe on a rocket launcher.
Two heavily destructive weapons on their own, brought together for pure bliss in blowing something up and slicing it's head off.
Or.
An extra barrel on a sniper rifle. Muaha

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:35PM Pyrogeer said

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A flame thrower. BBQ!

Posted: Nov 7th 2008 4:54PM ColdHeat said

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Rocks.

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