Fanswag: Win Gears of War 2 and a pile of swag!

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This is it kids, the mother of all Gears of War 2 giveaways. In the image above, you can see the following:

Gears of War 2
Gears of War novel Aspho Fields
Gears of War art book
Gears of War comic book
Gears of War hoodie
Gears of War messenger bag
One limited edition red wireless Xbox 360 controller

As sweet as this pile of swag it, get this: We have two sets to giveaway. The first prize winner gets the swag stash with the limited edition of Gears of War 2, and our second prize gets the same swag stash with the standard edition of Gears of War 2. Let us assure you, the messenger bag and hoodie are nice. The messenger back even has a laptop pocket. Anyway, enough about the swag. Here's how you win:

Gears of War is famous for having a gun with a chainsaw bayonet. Leave a comment on this post describing another object you'd like to see attached to a (virtual) gun.
You may leave one comment. Posters of multiple comments will be disqualified. We'll accept entries until 5:00PM eastern today, Friday, November 7th. You must be at least 18 years old to enter. This giveaway is open only to residents of the U.S. and Canada (excluding Quebec).
On Friday, we'll pick two winners via a random drawing.
One grand prize winner will receive one Gears of War 2 Limited Edition, one Gears of War novel, one Gears of War art book, one Gears of War comic book, one Gears of War hoodie, one Gears of War messenger bag, one red wireless Xbox 360 controller worth approximately $200 total. One second prize winner will receive one Gears of War 2 Standard Edition, one Gears of War novel, one Gears of War art book, one Gears of War comic book, one Gears of War hoodie, one Gears of War messenger bag, one red wireless Xbox 360 controller worth approximately $190 total.
Complete giveaway rules can be found here.

Reader Comments (1748)

thats a tough one... it would definitely have to be like a rocket/ grenade launcher attachment with a shotgun/Assault Rifle kinda thing!

I want a freaking flamethrower! My back up choice would have to be a gun that shoots a little flag that say "bang." Just because it would be hilarious.

I'd like a cigar holder attached to the gun, cuz sometimes you just need two hands.

A self regenerating roast beef and chedder sandwich (Constantly at the perfect melty temperature,) attached to an AK-47 sounds quite appealing.

Gun + Laser

A sniper scope attached to a BFG.

An iPhone. It can do everything else already...

some sort of cloaking device so i can go invis and have some easy kills lol as im not very good lol.

i'd say that it would be badass to have so,e sort of grappling hook attachment. use it to climb stuff, or to rope baddies and reel them in for the up close and personal kill.

I would attach a...pinch launcher!

From Ocean's 11...

A pinch is a device which creates, like, a cardiac arrest for any broadband electrical circuitry. Better yet, a pinch is a bomb - now, but without the bomb. See, when a nuclear weapon detonates, it unleashes an electromagnetic pulse which shuts down any power source within its blast radius. Now that tends not to matter in most cases, because the nuclear weapon usually destroys anything you might need power for anyway. But see, a pinch creates a similar electromagnetic pulse, but without the fuss of mass destruction and death. So instead of Hiroshima, you'd be getting the seventeenth century.

Disable a vehicle with a pinch...then follow up with a hail of full metal jacket!

"gears of war 2" Huh? Never heard of it, but it sounds like it could be an alright game. I think i'd be willing to take a shot in the dark for this bad boy.

The original halo assault rifle with a attachment to fire lobsters. The pinching would never stop!

Exploding Sheep

It would be nice to have a paper towel dispenser on the end of your gun to wipe off the gore.

Can't wait to Torch some fools online.

i would love to see a laser sight that you actually saw point on the enemy/background without zooming in..that would be sick!

I would attach a larger chainsaw.
You know, for trees and stuff.

Wheels, so you could put the Lancer with chainsaw up, and send it toward an enemy without going yourself!

No whammy, no whammy....

Definately a shotgun added to the Lancer. Never know when a Wretch is going to pop up from nowhere.

Definitely a coffee maker. That way I can makes me some delicious brew whilst I rampage.

I think a shovel would be pretty decent. It would be a solid melee weapon, and if you were feeling up for it, you could bury your victim.

Silly string.

Let me win this! I'm broke!

I'd love to see a glove attach to a rifle.
Glove Slap Execution FTW!

Pineapple.

cannon that shoots rabid puppies!

I'd have a shotgun with a secondary mini buzzsaw launcher attacked to it.

Give it to me baby! uh huh uh huh!

flame thrower attachment, fo sho.

I'd love to see a blender type thing

A pouch, you know, you put your weed in there.

A Rocket lancher would be sweet!

Confetti, because every kill is a party.

A mini jackhammer. Imagine either pinning an enemy to the wall or getting them on the ground and using that mini jackhammer..........on their face!

i would love to see a grenade launcher added to the lancer

A bubblegum launcher imagine the frustration of the enemies when they walk and get a bubblegum in their feet.....

a spike grenade launcher would be good too... kill the first one with a direct hit and the others with the explosion.

a boxing glove. obviously, on a spring.

The chainsaw is a very nice touch although it would be neat to see something along the lines of a saw blade from a table saw attached to a gun that would be sweet as HE**!!!!

I'd like to see a mortar launcher attached to a gun. Pretty BA if you ask me...

How about a 360 attached, so I can play GOW2 while playing GOW2!

a laser

a ninja sword. so you could swing the gun and slice up some enemies wooooooooo

I would like a Locomotive to be attached to my lancer instead of a chainsaw.

I would like to see a sparkler attached to a virtual gun.

I know somebody already said it first page, but, seriously... Lightsaber bayonette, why hasn't it been done yet?!

I'd like to see a "Mattman wins this contest" banner attached to a pistol, so I can frag and enjoy all the swag!

Well ... keeping with the gruesome damage potential of the chainsaw bayonet ... one of those claws from the bottom of your blender except twice in size. Thrust and reduce your enemies insides to blended hamburger. Yeah, it's disgusting.

A flamethrower add on would be nice of course...

Whats this Gears game I hear all the young'ins talking aboot?

A puppy.
I want a puppy nailed to my assault rifle.

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