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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 1:38PM Dirty said

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Im not a fan of Kiss or spending money on ridiculous peripherals.... but that thing is kinda sweet.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 2:13PM Vol said

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All I have to say is:

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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 2:15PM Dirty said

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Is that supposed to be a duck?.... it looks like a duck. Some sort of schooner... ?
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 2:23PM Shmil said

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@Dirty its a boat you idiot, not a scooner
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 2:23PM Shmil said

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*schooner
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 2:29PM Erluti said

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It turns out it's not filthy ascii art!
I dropped it into word and centered it and it's a face with a tongue hanging way out, I guess drooling for the guitar or perhaps Gene Simmons style...
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 2:39PM BananaBoat said

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Let's not kid ourselves. It looks like absolutely nothing.


Sweet axe though.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 2:44PM PedoJokerBear said

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dude, thats totally a boat thats about to collide with the comment system
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 3:24PM The Wicker Man said

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a sailboat is a schooner stoopid head.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 2:58PM (Unverified) said

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Please tell me that was a Mall Rats ref!


I'm sorry, I want to give you the benefit of the doubt but people these days...
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 3:12PM Dirty said

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I have a million things to say but I can explain myself monosyllabicly enough for you to understand it all.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 3:22PM Vol said

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It was supposed to be a face with a long tongue to tribute Gene.

The site killed the spacing.

/ fail
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 3:26PM Shmil said

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@Jack
The Easter Bunny isn't real
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 1:40PM Zoglog said

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cool. I want a "PlayStattion 3"
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 1:52PM TRTX said

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Smuggly pointing out typos is slowly becoming the new "First!".
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 1:55PM Zoglog said

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yeah because who cares about journalistic standards when you can get the latest useless info within 5 seconds.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 2:22PM (Unverified) said

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@T:'Smugly' only has one 'g'.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 2:23PM Roto13 said

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I don't think anyone ever lost the Pulitzer prize because of a typo.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 2:29PM TRTX said

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If you're going to be a member of the Spelling/Grammar Police...then you should probably also make sure you start your sentences with capital letters.

Just sayin'.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 1:45PM pranaferox said

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Just keep squeezing every last drop of blood out of that bloated KISS corpse, Gene.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 1:49PM Ghen said

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Is his face a sticker or painted on? That's quite possibly the ugliest rendition of an ugly face I've ever seen.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 2:18PM Dirty said

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yea that is pretty hideous. I sorta thought that the stiq had photoshopped that in there.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 1:49PM SheppyReturns said

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Until they release force feedback yellow jumpsuits and motion tracking plastic hats, I refuse to buy any band themed peripherals. That's right, I want Rock Band: Devo because I'm through being cool.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 2:04PM Shmil said

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You mongoloid, I've got a gut feeling that there will never be a devo devoted guitar hero, even though they could easily whip it together
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 7:22PM SheppyReturns said

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Well, good patterns never die but I wish they would twist away these gates of steel. After all, in ancient Rome, there was a poem, about a dog who had two bones. He ends up dead. What I'm basically saying is we should have freedom of choice.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 8:06PM ThornedVenom said

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Headbang for star power.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 1:55PM (Unverified) said

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THAT DOES NOT ROCK
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 3:02PM MrHashbrown said

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...does that mean it rolls? Cuz that would be sort of difficult to do.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 2:05PM shinseiromeo said

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Um... curious question... how does one play the REAL way, with lefty flip on?
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 5:01PM Booxatron said

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I'm guessing that you probably...flip it? That's what I would do.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 5:10PM shinseiromeo said

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You're missing the point... I hold the guitar like the picture shows. If I did, the blade would be facing my body, and it doesn't look like you can move the blade to the other side.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 5:16PM Haggard said

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Yeah well, what's a little self-inflicted evisceration when you've got an axe like that?
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 2:05PM joeymoto said

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All shall bow down before me when I transform into........... GENE SIMMONS?????????

WTF is with that *authentic* as hell guitar???

Haha... I just remembered I've seen Gene Simmons' real bass guitar in the Hard Rock Cafe in London.... I just wanted to take it home...
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 2:14PM Vol said

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Oopps.. fail.

The spacing was lost on the post.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 2:31PM TRTX said

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For the record, I'm only interested in this item if that is a genuine blade.

...My local Guitar Hero/Rock Band nights get highly competitive at times.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 2:43PM Dirty said

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Even if it was just plastic I bet that thing could so some damage. It might not stick into a coffee table or anything but if you hit someone with it I would guess that there would be blood.

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 2:39PM thejared said

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I want to rock and roll all night, and part of every day.
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Posted: Nov 11th 2008 2:25AM Foetoid said

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I hope that was a deliberate stuff up, either that, or it's the stuff-up of the year.

For the record its:

"I want to rock and roll all night, and party everyday."
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Posted: Nov 11th 2008 5:58AM thejared said

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sorry, it's from a movie....Role models is hilarious...there's a ton of KISS jokes throughout.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 4:40PM (Unverified) said

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Badass
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 4:45PM falcomadol said

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Wait, is this branded "Gene Simmons," or it is branded "AXE Body Spray?"
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 5:44PM Brodo said

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This is getting out of hand. How many different guitars are there? 100 bucks says that there will be a pen15 shaped guitat out in the market soon. (if there isnt already one that I havent seen yet)
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 5:51PM (Unverified) said

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Ironically, this device will not lead to more axe wounds.
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Posted: Nov 10th 2008 8:59PM SixByNine said

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This + "Brutal Legend" = Orgasm
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Posted: Nov 11th 2008 7:19PM (Unverified) said

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april? this has restored my interest in rock band/guiter hero and i have to wait until april?
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Posted: Nov 11th 2008 1:07PM ZaxCG2 said

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Shall I bring up the "Buy a real guitar with that money" argument? Hmmm... maybe some other time.
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