Rare to fix Banjo-Kazooie's text issues after all
Hastily abandoning an ill-advised plan to include a magnifying glass with every purchase of the game, Rare has resolved to solve reported text issues in its build-a-bear's-car adventure, Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts
. After stating
that the in-game text, allegedly illegible
on standard-definition television sets, would be "too expensive in terms of time, resources and money to alter," the company has committed to releasing a correctional title update within the next 30 days.
This is "good news for everyone," according to a post
on the developer's website. "Including us, as we would actually like people to enjoy our game and not revile us with a fiery passion."
There you have it, internet. You may now return to being angry about other things, like Banjo's square nose.