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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 11:15AM (Unverified) said

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Thanks for the shout-out! The game is awesome, and really informative. Also, check this out to take action: http://getactive.peta.org/campaign/mama_kills_animals
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 2:46PM Nick the Hero of Canton said

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Congrats, you have chosen quite possibly the STUPIDEST thing to attack.

Oh, and Ludwig did not write this article. And yet PUN!
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 2:46PM darkinchworm said

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i done said you gonna get downvoted
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Posted: Nov 18th 2008 8:50AM Rockshop said

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Wow, great! In the interest of trying to keep impartiality on this site, I provide an opposing view.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DsHUBEfBNMo

Language Warning! Penn & Teller's Bullsh*t report on PETA.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 2:36PM nbinney said

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I don't recall ever killing anything in Cooking Mama...
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 2:55PM darkinchworm said

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Ah damn, I just realized you posted basically the same thing I did, except ten minutes or so earlier.

I fail at reading, life, Joystiq, and ethical treatment of animals (yum!).
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 7:07PM darkinchworm said

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I have reason to believe that everyone who downvoted me also failed at comprehending that particular post...
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 2:39PM Bacon Deity said

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That game was so epic. It's so fun.

I love it.

Thanks PETA.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 3:18PM Youthinized said

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Its really nice of PETA to make a game thats so educational and fun.

This kinda game will teach our children how to prepare food.

Lets congrat PETA for showing them how to do it right!
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 3:52PM TacoHell said

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I can't tell if your being sarcastic or not, thus I don't know if I should up or down you. Oooh, what a conundrum!
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 8:09PM TechGuySteve said

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the second part of the game, where you put your hand in the turkey, kinda reminded me of another flash game. However, it wasn't a turkey, or a hand...
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 2:38PM (Unverified) said

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So it's OK to infringe on copyright if it's for a cause? Or will PETA be getting a knock at the door from a Lawyer or two?
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 2:42PM Zertoss said

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Parody is protected.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 2:45PM (Unverified) said

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I see, that makes sense :)
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 3:31PM (Unverified) said

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Parody is protected, but what about the fact that the game uses Cooking Mama's logo? I guess we need a lawyer in here to tell us whether this is fine or not.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 3:43PM Zertoss said

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Well, I'm not a lawyer, but I'm pretty sure using the logo for parody purposes is fine.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 4:08PM Haggard said

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What if I pirate a game as a parody of ineffective DRM measures?
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 6:26PM edgore said

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Paradoying a logo is fine as long as you have deep pockets to fight off the inevitable lawsuit that will follow, otherwise you will be denied your right to free speech by a big corporation, just like Kieron Dwyer - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kieron_Dwyer

Yay free speech!
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 2:39PM (Unverified) said

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That whole organization is nutty. Just my 2cents.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 6:27PM Ridgecity said

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Hopefully they won't start throwing buckets of bloods over moms, I don't think this could catch on with celebrities.

I guess PETA now feels it's time to fuck with 4.4 billion people that enjoy eating meat.
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Posted: Nov 18th 2008 12:46AM (Unverified) said

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4.4 Billion? Not counting Africa, are we? Number's really really low.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 2:40PM (Unverified) said

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Both PETA and this game made me rofl.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 2:40PM (Unverified) said

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Fuck PETA. That is all.

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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 2:44PM darkinchworm said

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Funny, I seem to recall saying exactly that a matter of days ago.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 2:48PM Maxwell said

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I also endorse thi statement.
Peta are eco-terrorists
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 2:49PM baby sea tuna said

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I say it on a weekly basis. They give vegetarians (and sane people) a bad name.

...although it was pretty classic nailing Lindsay Lohan and her pet gargoyle with bags of flour in Paris last week.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 4:13PM (Unverified) said

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@ bst

Actually regarding Vegetarians,they usually give themselves bad name thanks to a bunch of self-righteous "If you don't believe in my ways then you're a barbaric asshole with no heart who kills puppies" extremist vegetarians who will give you a half-an-hour speech every time they see you eating meat.

Normal Vegetarians are pretty cool people though.Having your own rules and sticking by them is awesome.

On Topic: Yeah, PETA sucks!
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 2:41PM nbinney said

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I mean, unless PETA really wants to fight for all those squid I peeled trying to get a perfect score for calamari...
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 2:42PM nbinney said

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You can believe whatever you want, but PETA crosses the line by imposing their beliefs on everyone else.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 3:06PM Railgun said

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They are clearly imposing their belief that killing animals for food is wrong.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 3:26PM ChrisAre said

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Don't be dumb t-bag.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 3:32PM Roto13 said

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Helpless? Have you ever been attacked by a turkey, son?
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 3:38PM Shagittarius said

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Its good to have a plunger gun when attacked by turkeys.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 3:42PM Ordeith said

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Well, there are "helpless" animals.

And then there is Food.

Both groups contain animals.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 4:04PM (Unverified) said

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t-bag more like d-bag amirite
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 5:05PM jackal said

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T-bag,

Facts? What facts? This is the same PETA that would rather euthanize puppies than give them a good home because pet ownership, to them, is akin to slavery. This is the same PETA that is completely against animal testing of any kind even though their senior vice president uses insulin, a hormone which was discovered only through animal experimentation during the turn of the 20th century. And don't give me that, "Well it's produced by genetically engineered bacteria instead of being extracted from ox pancreases today, so it's okay" bullshit either. You can't be against animal testing and then reap the rewards of it every day without being a hypocrite of the absolute worst kind.

I know where my meat comes from. At 6 years old I wasn't only raising my own chickens, I was also the person who slaughtered and cleaned them when they were mature enough to eat. I've bottle fed calves I knew would some day get sent to the butcher. Yet, 15 years later I'm still an omnivore. Why? When you know the animal on your plate, A) you feel grateful for the nutrition it provides you and B) you avoid waste at absolutely any cost.

If you want to be a vegetarian, be the best damn vegetarian you can be. If you believe in equal animal rights, I'm not going to attack you for it either. But the moment you come here and start pushing your beliefs on other people, I'll verbally hand you your own ass on a silver plate. As far as PETA's concerned, it's an organization comprised of hypocritical idiots who do far more harm to their own cause than their absolute worst critics can; they're just too stupid to admit it.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 7:36PM Saucepanman said

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Should change your username to D-Bag...

Get it? lololol
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 2:43PM (Unverified) said

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I must say regardless of how fun this game is, I am sick of PETA. They are a bunch of crazy people. They want TOTAL animal liberation. That means no pets, no seeing eye dogs, no medical research, nothing. Now this is not to say I, or any normal person, would advocate animal cruelty. PETA goes too far.
It breaks down like this
PETA's view: Animals > People
My view: People > Animals > PETA
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Posted: Nov 20th 2008 8:44AM (Unverified) said

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In my view People == Animals.
But why is a Lion allowed to attack, kill and eat a Gazelle, yet Humans aren't allowed to do the same thing with chickens etc?
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 2:42PM darkinchworm said

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Mama doesn't kill animals. She prepares animals that are already dead.

Dumbasses.

:)
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 3:12PM Bacon Deity said

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Rofl, I typed this up on the PETA forums, thanks for that line, mate.

Oh gosh, when I played that game, it simply reminded me of Thanksgiving dinner and how delicious my uncle's turkey was and always will be.

I can't wait until Thanksgiving.

But the game itself was pretty fun.

Well, I'm curious though, how did Cooking Mama have an instantaneous change of heart and started cooking a tofu turkey? I mean, I'd understand if she changed her mind over time after many years of repression and forced labor upon these turkeys, cutting them up and thinking if there is a better way to eat "turkey."

And when she did start cooking tofu turkey, what did she do with her horrible mess of an actual turkey? She didn't seem to be a very good cook. Did she just chuck it in the garbage? Gosh, that's barely a proper way to throw away bio-waste.

And bio-waste affects all people and animals negatively when not properly disposed.

Plus, Cooking Mama doesn't kill animals, she prepares animals that are already dead. As a matter of fact, she didn't do any killing in this game either. I was disappointed.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 2:43PM KeenCommander said

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PETA are idiots and should burn in hell. Every vegetarian I've met doesn't support PETA either, they're just so fucked up.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 2:43PM (Unverified) said

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Jesus heavy-handed Christ...
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 2:44PM samfish said

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This is probably the most awesome thing I'll see all week.
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Posted: Nov 18th 2008 9:36AM (Unverified) said

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Things like this make me really want to eat some meat.

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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 2:47PM (Unverified) said

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PETA just needs to make a parody of Zelda.
I'm thinking something along the lines of, "I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!"
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 2:50PM Zertoss said

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My boy, this feast is what all true warriors strive for.

I wonder what's for dinner.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 5:10PM (Unverified) said

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The Legend of Zelda: Cucco Slasher!
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 2:48PM SirDigby337 said

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cooking mama only uses free range organic turkeys that have wonderful lives, so FUCK PETA!!
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Posted: Nov 17th 2008 2:49PM Burritoclock said

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I never considered Turkey for lunch, thanks PETA!
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