Wheelman drives into stores Feb. 16

by Justin McElroy { Nov 19th 2008 at 11:30AM }

Well, this just seems like a missed opportunity. No, it's not that Wheelman's Feb. 16 release date is going to miss the coveted (and crowded) holiday release window. We think that's a darn fine idea. No, what we're troubled by is that had it arrived just two days earlier, it could have made the perfect Valentine's Day gift for that special someone in your life.

May we suggest a "VIN DIESEL Sexy Beefcake Photo Pics Vids Fan CD" to fill the gap? Or perhaps you'd prefer a dollar bill that looks like it has Vin's face on it, a replica from a magical alternate timeline where he served as our 44th Head of State and Also Kicking Faces. Either way, you can't go wrong.

Tags: release-dates, vin-diesel, wheelman

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Tommy @ Nov 19th 2008 11:41AM

I just wanted to comment on that funny picture posted,lol funny!
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Haggard @ Nov 19th 2008 1:17PM

No, you just wanted to plug your blog.

2PeteShakur @ Nov 19th 2008 11:55AM

Yes, indeed, Wheelman will either a barrel of laughs or a sack of soggy potatoes, good luck vinny! :)

Bones3D @ Nov 19th 2008 12:00PM

*Prays to the video game gods*

Please do not let this game suck!

Genius @ Nov 19th 2008 12:09PM

Well I think you have a whole lot to wish for since this is from Midway. lol

I now see Midway as the LJN of today, guaranteed bad games.

Haggard @ Nov 19th 2008 1:19PM

Midway are just the publisher. What makes you correct is that all the developers who collaborate with Midway seem to suck.

Ranus Studios @ Nov 19th 2008 12:29PM

There's nothing about this post I didn't like.

CaptainDbag @ Nov 19th 2008 12:44PM

SURELY no one buys that crap on eBay do they?!?!

FlamingEffigy @ Nov 19th 2008 2:44PM

I just bought 3 of those dollar bills...but then i suppose im a little biased, sitting here with xXx tatooed on my chest and wearing replica goggles from pitch black and shaving my head with a knife...

Ok that was a lie...

Im naturally bald :(

sk8monroe81 @ Nov 19th 2008 2:33PM

geez actors and video games...

movie actors have migrated to tv shows for money and now they will migrate over to gaming.
"for those epic blockbuster games"
lol- i guess that sounds like something cliff b. would say.
christina milan in nfs:undercover...
hmm...
i guess it doesnt hurt anything.
well they do have to pay those actors a lot of money compared to just a video game actor, which brings production costs up.

whats really going to be funny is when michael bay wants to make a blockbuster video game...