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Posted: Nov 24th 2008 2:58PM (Unverified) said

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They should have added a Viagra power up but if you grab too many you suffer a heart attack.
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Posted: Nov 24th 2008 3:59PM Rax Dakkar said

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Or go blind.
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Posted: Nov 24th 2008 5:59PM (Unverified) said

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or your wiener explodes
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Posted: Nov 24th 2008 2:59PM (Unverified) said

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Doctor Rod Morningwood ask: Why does wood gets so hard?
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Posted: Nov 24th 2008 3:00PM eight said

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stiff eh? hilarious.
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Posted: Nov 24th 2008 3:05PM (Unverified) said

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Christ, this isn't 1989! I do believe unless they are planning to make to the last ever game to be published on NES or another console of that time this would be a slight kick in the groin for them when it comes to seeing that red line reach a new attitude of a waste of time. And if you've beening using viagra recently that kick in the groin really will sting!
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Posted: Nov 24th 2008 3:06PM (Unverified) said

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He He boner puns.
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Posted: Nov 24th 2008 3:07PM (Unverified) said

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"If erection lasts longer than 4 hours, immediately contact your prostitute"
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Posted: Nov 24th 2008 3:33PM Shagittarius said

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If gameplay lasts more than 4 hours please contact your local gamestop.
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Posted: Nov 24th 2008 3:16PM Dirty said

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I had to read this post long and hard to catch all of the puns.
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Posted: Nov 24th 2008 3:28PM tchuks said

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LOL nice one :)

BTW I was able to play the full game before it was cancelled. The only difficulty mode is 'hard'.

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Posted: Nov 24th 2008 3:55PM Dirty said

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you cant play it with a keyboard and mouse, only a joy stick.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2008 9:55AM (Unverified) said

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That's what she said.
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Posted: Nov 24th 2008 3:18PM dr steve brule said

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VIVA VIAGRA!!
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Posted: Nov 24th 2008 3:33PM (Unverified) said

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You wrote this story just for that "stiff competition" line, didn't you?
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Posted: Nov 24th 2008 3:50PM CyberKnight said

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That's a shame. I mean, advergames are usually such quality pieces of entertainment.

Now, who's up for some Yaris?
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Posted: Nov 24th 2008 4:06PM JustinVincible said

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Was it really that hard to disclose risk info? They couldn't take a stab at it? Even if they had to pitch a tent and camp all night. What kind of bone-headed decision was that? I'm sure the game really got the blood rushing too...
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Posted: Nov 24th 2008 4:44PM foxhound said

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So... they want to make a mini-game based upon a pill for "rock hard longevity"? A bit contradictory, eh?
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Posted: Nov 24th 2008 5:02PM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said

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I work in advertising and have had pharma clients.

You wouldn't BELIEVE what kinds of restrictions there are on what you can say about a product, even just making a giveaway pen or a branded ice-pack.

Basically you can't legally write anything that could be construed as a medical claim unless the FDA has preapproved it, and you cannot describe the benefits of a product without also describing its risks, no matter how big or small.

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Posted: Nov 24th 2008 6:19PM TheDarkWayne said

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God, if only ludwig had a hold of this article, the amount of puns in this article would look like nothing!
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Posted: Nov 24th 2008 7:03PM (Unverified) said

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It's just too damn hard :(
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Posted: Nov 25th 2008 6:37PM (Unverified) said

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For all the evils of Big Pharm I'm very thankful this stuff came along just when I needed another towel rack.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2008 4:53AM BurntMeatloaf said

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I bet this was a real let-down for Pfizer.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2008 10:45AM Rocketboy said

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I would have loved to see Peta's remake of this game...


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Posted: Nov 25th 2008 4:01PM (Unverified) said

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So some FDA knobheads get all uppity about a simple, layman video game? What a bunch of jerk-offs! Perhaps I could understand the thrust of their argument if it were played with a touch screen, vice manhandling a joystick. But cum on, people! This is about as limp as it gets. Just a head's up, GET A LIFE!
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Posted: Nov 25th 2008 7:29PM (Unverified) said

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The two main Ingredients in Viagra are Miracle grow and Fix a flat
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Posted: Nov 25th 2008 7:35PM (Unverified) said

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I have a hard time grasping why the FDA got so upset with a simple little game. I don't think some bonehaeded person would actually try this chit unless they really needed it. Maybe the limp Richards at the FDA can't get it up. Or possibly it just rubbed them the wrong way. It's not like Pfizer is having any stiff competition in the Boner department.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 4:49AM (Unverified) said

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Ha erhhaa..ha... they said, "Boner," Several times!!...

I guess I am just going to have to go back to, playing with my Bf's joystick, all night long!!!!

(The FDA) is just jealous...'cause they aren't getting it!!!

Hey isn't that what Bill Clinton said!!!
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