- 1UP (B-): "Alone in the Dark still has problems; all the technical fixes in the world can't make up for the dopey plot, unsatisfying endings, and the ridiculous reliance on fire to kill virtually all of the game's enemies, and the new PS3 sequence basically amounts to a bonus boss encounter that isn't enough to draw in anyone who's already played the game."
- Game Informer (73/100): "Unfortunately, the clumsy story remains the same and I still came across the occasional glitch. But make no mistake, Inferno is the definitive version of Alone in the Dark."
- Eurogamer (70/100): "It's easier to forgive the problems that remain, but you still have to accept that you'll be thrown in the deep end a lot, and that a layer of polish is still absent."
- Play UK (70/100): "Once you end up burning Lucifer's roots in Central Park there is still the problem of the whole thing just being not very good."
Metareview -- Alone in the Dark ... Inferno! (PS3)
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Not even leaving the PS3 version of Alone in the Dark on broil for several months was enough to bake out all of the problems maligning Atari's Central Park adventure. While so far the game has escaped the bulk of scathing reviews enjoyed by its Xbox 360 and PC cousins, the re-dubbed Alone in the Dark: Inferno still left many reviewers lukewarm with tepid gameplay resting beneath the title's extra-crispy exterior.
Reader Comments (46)
Posted: Nov 27th 2008 11:09AM Esat Dedezade said
Joy... tears of joy are streaming down my face after reading these comments.
One more win-filled pun and the universe might implode upon itself, creating a Zth dimension in which puns do not exist and cucumbers taste like lemons.
All else remains exactly the same.
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One more win-filled pun and the universe might implode upon itself, creating a Zth dimension in which puns do not exist and cucumbers taste like lemons.
All else remains exactly the same.
Posted: Nov 26th 2008 8:15PM (Unverified) said
I liked that game although the good ending didn't make any sense.The bad ending at least was satisfactory.
Also everyone swears like sailors on crack.
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Also everyone swears like sailors on crack.
Posted: Nov 26th 2008 9:07PM (Unverified) said
Did you have to mention water? do you have to kill our fun? did you have to...Arrrrrgg I'm melting.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 10:18PM Supermanisdead said
Does every topic have to turn into a flame war? What's wrong with you people!
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 10:29PM Supermanisdead said
Puns are the devil, we are all going to burn in hell.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 11:34PM (Unverified) said
When the pigs try to get at you!!
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot....
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Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot....
Posted: Nov 27th 2008 9:29AM Supermanisdead said
Let us end this with a well placed:
instantrimshot.com
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 8:29PM (Unverified) said
My expectations for this version were much lower to be honest.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 8:35PM (Unverified) said
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH...meh.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 8:50PM (Unverified) said
The comment didn't appear very well, everybody please downvote this message to disappearance.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 11:33PM Jack Tretton said
"Inferno is the definitive version of Alone in the Dark."
That and a buck will make you McDonald's next Dollar Menuaire.
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That and a buck will make you McDonald's next Dollar Menuaire.
Posted: Nov 27th 2008 1:46AM (Unverified) said
Its a dam good game no matter what these idiots say.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2008 6:04AM (Unverified) said
Why, oh why, are there no reviews that DON'T compare it to the Xbox/PC version?
I mean, i can understand it, but seeing as there is ZERO chance of anyone interested in buying this having completed the previous version i can't see the point of comparison.
Review the game on its own merits please.
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I mean, i can understand it, but seeing as there is ZERO chance of anyone interested in buying this having completed the previous version i can't see the point of comparison.
Review the game on its own merits please.
Posted: Nov 27th 2008 8:21AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
Its bad enough hes alone in the dark, but the place is on fire too? Jeez, poor guy :)
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Posted: Nov 27th 2008 8:52AM (Unverified) said
Well the title is misleading.
1-he is not alone, he is with some bitch that hate him ( or was that silent hill?)
2-the place is on fire so it's not dark.
the game should have be named With a Bitch in a fire, I can guarantee it would at least sell more copies with that title.
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1-he is not alone, he is with some bitch that hate him ( or was that silent hill?)
2-the place is on fire so it's not dark.
the game should have be named With a Bitch in a fire, I can guarantee it would at least sell more copies with that title.
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