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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 7:59PM MarkezJM said

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For a second I thought I was looking back in time to when this game originally released... and now it's like I've gone back... TO THE FUTURE!
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 11:54PM (Unverified) said

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Nice pun but you need something more fiery.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2008 11:09AM Esat Dedezade said

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Joy... tears of joy are streaming down my face after reading these comments.

One more win-filled pun and the universe might implode upon itself, creating a Zth dimension in which puns do not exist and cucumbers taste like lemons.

All else remains exactly the same.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2008 11:16AM Haggard said

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Uhm.. what is that?

It's Z Charlie! Zeeeee!
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 8:15PM (Unverified) said

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I liked that game although the good ending didn't make any sense.The bad ending at least was satisfactory.

Also everyone swears like sailors on crack.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 8:22PM jhowlett said

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this game looks hot
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 8:31PM iHavePants said

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The puns today, they BURN.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 8:36PM (Unverified) said

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Oh come on. You are getting flamed for that.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 8:38PM (Unverified) said

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The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 8:46PM Hyams said

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... we don't need to no fire, let the mother fucker burn. burn muther fucker, burn.

etc.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 9:01PM Hyams said

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Oh poo. That shoudl be 'we don't need no mother fucking water'.

Or something. I haven't heard that song is hyears. Whatever.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 9:07PM (Unverified) said

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Did you have to mention water? do you have to kill our fun? did you have to...Arrrrrgg I'm melting.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 9:19PM Hyams said

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I'm drunk. Lerave me alone. =(
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 9:33PM pasta SteamXBL pastapappie said

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Wow, this thread's on fire.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 9:40PM knighty said

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Quite a heated debate we've got going here.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 10:18PM Supermanisdead said

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Does every topic have to turn into a flame war? What's wrong with you people!
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 10:25PM knighty said

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People are never warm towards each other on the internet. Flame wars are an inevitability.

(Oh god the puns, it's frying my brain (haha...see wut I did thar? ;_;))
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 10:29PM Supermanisdead said

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Puns are the devil, we are all going to burn in hell.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 11:34PM (Unverified) said

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When the pigs try to get at you!!

Drop it like it's hot

Drop it like it's hot

Drop it like it's hot....
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 11:35PM jhowlett said

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didn't think my comment would spark such a response
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Posted: Nov 27th 2008 12:20AM (Unverified) said

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So much fire puns, I feel so alone...
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Posted: Nov 27th 2008 1:02AM Sora said

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...in the dark?
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Posted: Nov 27th 2008 1:07AM (Unverified) said

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^ We have quite a PUNisher here.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2008 4:15AM Foetoid said

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Wiinterfang. Your puns are just god-awful. I don't even need to add my own as anything i write will be 10x hotter than anything you can muster.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2008 9:29AM Supermanisdead said

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Let us end this with a well placed:

instantrimshot.com
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Posted: Nov 27th 2008 12:32PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah.

Simmer down, people.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2008 12:43PM (Unverified) said

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Boo-Urns!
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 8:29PM (Unverified) said

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My expectations for this version were much lower to be honest.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 8:30PM Hyams said

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Wooooooah.

I don't actuallly care. I jusgt wanna write someting. Alcohol FTW, etc, etc.

Me needs skleep nowl.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 8:32PM Hyams said

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Huh.

Sorry about teh above.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 8:35PM (Unverified) said

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MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH...meh.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 8:50PM (Unverified) said

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The comment didn't appear very well, everybody please downvote this message to disappearance.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 8:53PM Hyams said

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Sir,. yessir.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 10:55PM Mr Khan said

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Is this a better metacritic average, though?
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Posted: Nov 26th 2008 11:33PM Jack Tretton said

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"Inferno is the definitive version of Alone in the Dark."

That and a buck will make you McDonald's next Dollar Menuaire.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2008 1:46AM (Unverified) said

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Its a dam good game no matter what these idiots say.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2008 2:19AM wocyob said

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kind of shocked... if they think the game still blows then why be so nice to even give it a 7 average??
IMO 7 is still pretty good
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Posted: Nov 27th 2008 5:19AM Uraeus said

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I think 7 has basically come to mean, decent but not great. So with their PS3 fixes it has gone from bad/mediocre to becoming decent. 8-10 covers the really good to incredible range :)
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Posted: Nov 27th 2008 6:04AM (Unverified) said

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Why, oh why, are there no reviews that DON'T compare it to the Xbox/PC version?

I mean, i can understand it, but seeing as there is ZERO chance of anyone interested in buying this having completed the previous version i can't see the point of comparison.
Review the game on its own merits please.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2008 8:21AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Its bad enough hes alone in the dark, but the place is on fire too? Jeez, poor guy :)
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Posted: Nov 27th 2008 8:52AM (Unverified) said

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Well the title is misleading.

1-he is not alone, he is with some bitch that hate him ( or was that silent hill?)

2-the place is on fire so it's not dark.

the game should have be named With a Bitch in a fire, I can guarantee it would at least sell more copies with that title.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2008 8:53AM sinergy said

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The pun thread is up above :p
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Posted: Nov 27th 2008 9:47AM Danzaiver said

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I want you baby alone in the dark and hot hot hot!!!
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Posted: Nov 27th 2008 4:35PM Vordus said

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That's it, Dobson! You're fired!
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Posted: Nov 27th 2008 9:22PM jhowlett said

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no matter what, no matter who, you only ask to fire justin mcelroy
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Posted: Nov 28th 2008 3:47AM Alex R said

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It's Matt Fincham's fault.

...

It's a Chris Moyles thing.
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