Some prices halved at the PSN Store
People come up to me and they say, "Ken, ol' buddy, aren't you doin' anything since you gave Kaz your old gig?" and I tell them, "Friend, I don't know how I still have enough hours in the day!" So, what's been keepin' me busier than a classroom of dung beetles on a field trip to the doody factory? Well, just findin' the best video game savings and passin' 'em on to you, the consumer.
Why just today, I checked the PSN Store and it's is just crammed with games that simply must go to make room for our 2009 stock. People think that digital games don't take up space and I think those people are idiots who don't have the sense that god gave an avocado. But God bless 'em, I'd still sell 'em a copy of Echochrome or PixelJunk Eden for $4.99! I hear you sayin', "But Ken, what if I don't want those games? What if I want something different?" Well, friend, I may think you're dumber than a bag of hammers, but I'll still sell you something else from my stock at half price, there's plenty to go around! Have you heard about these before? Sure! But never let it be said that Ken Kutaragi would miss an opportunity to move a couple extra units.
You can see my whole stock, just just come out to Krazy Ken's Digital Distribution and Tanning Salon, just 4 miles past Purcellville off the I-64 Turnpike. Or, you know, just click on this link. Either way, just remember what we always say: "If It Don't Say Ken, You Probably Overpaid For The Product You Purchased!"
... Yeah, we're still workin' on that.
Why just today, I checked the PSN Store and it's is just crammed with games that simply must go to make room for our 2009 stock. People think that digital games don't take up space and I think those people are idiots who don't have the sense that god gave an avocado. But God bless 'em, I'd still sell 'em a copy of Echochrome or PixelJunk Eden for $4.99! I hear you sayin', "But Ken, what if I don't want those games? What if I want something different?" Well, friend, I may think you're dumber than a bag of hammers, but I'll still sell you something else from my stock at half price, there's plenty to go around! Have you heard about these before? Sure! But never let it be said that Ken Kutaragi would miss an opportunity to move a couple extra units.
You can see my whole stock, just just come out to Krazy Ken's Digital Distribution and Tanning Salon, just 4 miles past Purcellville off the I-64 Turnpike. Or, you know, just click on this link. Either way, just remember what we always say: "If It Don't Say Ken, You Probably Overpaid For The Product You Purchased!"
... Yeah, we're still workin' on that.












Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Lionbacker @ Nov 26th 2008 8:07AM
lolwut?
Temidien @ Nov 26th 2008 8:15AM
The picture both confuses and arouses me. Damn you Joystiq!!
Daviesifier @ Nov 26th 2008 8:56AM
Okkkkaaaayyyy... I hope you enjoyed writing that, cos i didn't enjoy reading it. It came straight out of WTF-ville.
The_Doctor @ Nov 26th 2008 8:56AM
I laughed so hard at "doody factory" that the milk I was drinking came out of my nose :(
PS. Yeah, I'm drinkin milk. Big whoop! Wanna fight about it?!
CTC XBL-supapaypamawio PSN-ctclaw @ Nov 26th 2008 11:55AM
Why would anyone care about you drinking milk? Good for you.
Lee @ Nov 26th 2008 9:01AM
No. Now to read the source instead.
deaftly @ Nov 26th 2008 9:37AM
That picture.... must be used for every sony post from now on.
Smoke_Dawg_187 @ Nov 26th 2008 9:45AM
That picture really is hilarious. LOL.
D_Average @ Nov 26th 2008 10:10AM
Best article ever.
I've picked up Last Guy and Echo BTW, great deal.
Alien Lord @ Nov 26th 2008 10:30AM
That's a perfect picture for Sony Joystiq :D
5th hot meal @ Nov 26th 2008 10:32AM
Great article,
Brought a smile to my face after being slaughtered repeatedly in L4D on expert on dead air.
Sony recently sent me a voucher to download the last guy for filling in one of their questionairres.
thanks!
tjd @ Nov 26th 2008 10:52AM
What is the "normal" price for these? $7.99? $9.99?
DigTheDoug @ Nov 26th 2008 11:52AM
Well, if they were "halved" and they are now $4.99, my best guess is that they used to be somewhere in the range of $4.99 x 2.
joeymoto @ Nov 26th 2008 3:45PM
Translated conversation for all you Joystiq readers
tjd: The 'halving' logic confuses me...
DigTheDoug: You do realise this is why we've had the economic crisis?
butaneko @ Nov 26th 2008 10:55AM
Is Eden worth playing? I remember alot of pre-release buzz.
DigTheDoug @ Nov 26th 2008 11:53AM
For five bucks? I'd say definitely.
j.howlett @ Nov 26th 2008 2:43PM
i want echo chrome. i really wanted it over the weekend after playing the version in Home so much.
Brick the Wulf @ Nov 27th 2008 8:54AM
As a Xbox owner and not a PS3 owner; when these sales occur on the PSN, do they typially occur globally? or do they sometimes apply only to North America, Europe, etc?
I ask as sometimes XBLA will have sales (ie: right now) that only apply to a few countries, and I wonder if perhaps Sony does a better job of implementing these things globally.
Not looking for a war, just facts please.