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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 12:07PM (Unverified) said

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I'd use a cow launcher to pick up cows and launch them at buildings.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 1:44PM (Unverified) said

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mmmm.. cows
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 12:07PM mernmern said

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Point-of-view gun
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 12:58PM (Unverified) said

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play the brown note over all radio and tv stations
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 12:12PM The Tim said

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Cubicle Grenades. When thrown it traps the humans in work cubicles. After a few seconds, their heads pop, releasing the brains.

Yeah, I'm typing this from my cubicle at work. Can ya tell?
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 12:13PM JustinP8 said

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The turn your insides out gun...that would make it easy to harvest any kind of organ Crypto desires.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 12:17PM ClintStivers said

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Cow Launcher
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 12:15PM mzbagel said

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The massive obesity ray!
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 12:16PM aaron26 said

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The frying pan gun.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 12:17PM oldmancrosby said

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The Crystal Pepsi Super Soaker.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 12:16PM SpiderX said

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A gun that shot death and sharks.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 12:19PM ferdirand said

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children cannon
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 12:20PM (Unverified) said

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give them money and let them destroy themselves
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 12:25PM ttocs said

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Ohhh, bobbleheads. One of the best useless inventions ever! Pick me Pick me! This will look good in my kitchen next to my Vault Tec bobblehead.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 12:27PM (Unverified) said

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The hammer of friggin dawn.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 2:24PM BootlegZani said

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I'm gonna have to agree with that one.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 12:30PM (Unverified) said

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my manipulation ray gun
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 12:31PM jigsawhc said

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supre flu bug grenades
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 12:53PM (Unverified) said

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Maybe if you give me one I'll buy the game.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 12:36PM (Unverified) said

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I would want a hot velveta cheddar gun...that way when your done killing them...you can make nacho's
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 12:37PM (Unverified) said

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Guitar that shoots lightning
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 12:43PM (Unverified) said

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the Rock-it Launcher. and use garden gnomes for ammo
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 12:47PM (Unverified) said

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an anti glitch gun for cod 5 glitchers .... the bastages
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 12:49PM (Unverified) said

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COMMENT!!!

I actually liked the first one and not just becuase my wife shakes her head in disappointment.

I personally hope that Crypto still has the look, sound and swagger of Cool Man Jack (Nicholson).
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 12:50PM (Unverified) said

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Sweet, bobbly aliens! Sweet! I want a zapper that turns people into cookies mmm Sweet cookie zapper !!!
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 12:54PM (Unverified) said

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A Republican Launcher
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 5:59PM mrmischief66 said

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I would use a bobble head launcher to launch bobble heads at people.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 12:58PM aingold said

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Their own stupidity; never runs out of ammo.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 1:00PM TheFuzzFace said

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a board with a nail in it
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 1:02PM (Unverified) said

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The Halo Array, of course.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 1:03PM (Unverified) said

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It's hard to beat the anal probe!
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 1:07PM (Unverified) said

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A Big-Mac.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 2:27PM (Unverified) said

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It's probin' time!
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 1:13PM (Unverified) said

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I'd use a dildo gun to shoot people in the WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT!
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 1:14PM Joeybeast said

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That real life lancer... it still freaks me out.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 1:18PM (Unverified) said

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A gun that shoots feces out the mouth of my enimies. nasty runny feces!!! it would spew out their nostrils too
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 1:19PM jkdoug said

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An "I'm Rubber, You're Glue" gun (or force shield, which makes more sense).
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 1:19PM Delgadoh said

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Ultimate human destroying weapon?

Worldwide, unbearably loud Michael Bolton on repeat, endlessly!
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 1:19PM (Unverified) said

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cow launcher
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 1:23PM IkariWarrior said

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I'd use something like the laser from Independence Day that destroyed the White House.
Or the disintegration beam from War of the Worlds, that was cool.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 3:51PM (Unverified) said

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Bobble your head if you wish to be "probed" silly humans!!

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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 1:28PM erunama said

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Fish.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 1:30PM (Unverified) said

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I'd use the automatic De-Pantser gun.

Would remove pants and underwear on everyone in a 10m radius.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 1:34PM (Unverified) said

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Be perfect next to my Fallout 3 bobble head.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 1:38PM (Unverified) said

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Disco Destroyer - it forces measly humans to dance to their deaths.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 1:37PM mikepaul said

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Landmines that look like dropped change.

See a penny and pick it up, and all the day you'll be splattered all over the sidewalk...
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 1:38PM Wiggles77 said

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a ray gun that turn people in to monkeys. i think that would be funny
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 1:38PM (Unverified) said

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a baby killing gun
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 3:57PM (Unverified) said

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gun.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 1:43PM MadWorld79 said

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My Kids.
They are super cute and can infiltrate places using it. then give them a bit of sugar, and BANG, you're off to the races. They become so hyper that human kind just lays down and gives up. At least that's how i feel some days. HAHA.
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