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Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 5:09PM (Unverified) said

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Aids rifle.

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 5:35PM Roto13 said

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You don't let these things drag on, do you? :P

I'd like to have a giant roomba robot to eradicate humanity. Complete with battle harness.

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 5:45PM goverland said

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A BFG of course

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 5:57PM ch3burashka said

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Probably the cow testicles. I'm pretty sure they were in the game.

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 6:06PM (Unverified) said

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What else other than the fatman from Fallout 3? Handheld and portable nuclear warfare = annihilation. So does free bobbleheads.

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 6:24PM shinseiromeo said

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Not too zany, but a custom Sig 556. =)

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 10:40PM (Unverified) said

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My weapon would shoot giftcards of participating obesity fast food restaurants at the enmies, and then let them eaat themselves to death.

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 7:44PM (Unverified) said

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a pea shooter!

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 6:42PM (Unverified) said

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i would like cookie shooter

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 6:42PM (Unverified) said

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Pie to the face til death gun!

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 6:45PM cakalusa said

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PEWPEWPEW!

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 6:47PM grar said

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A ray gun for the kids

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 6:50PM (Unverified) said

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Famine

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 6:55PM (Unverified) said

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A gun that chops your body parts one by one.

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 7:25PM (Unverified) said

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The Curbstomper-Gun 3000. It shoots out little men that chase after you, tackle you then curbstomp you.

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 7:29PM btan said

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turtleshell launcher: uses turtle shells from mario bros

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 7:46PM Butters782 said

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The Crowbar. Yay for Gordon Freeman.

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 7:46PM (Unverified) said

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A gun the shoots nuclear bombs

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 7:46PM hahmadi82 said

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Orgazmo Ray

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 8:28PM MyAbsolution said

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a gun that shoots giant laser beams that are yellow

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 8:50PM Best of Ireland said

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The Anal Probe on the ladies. Ooooh Riiight.

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 8:43PM ClownX said

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Ultimate Human Destroying (TM) weapon? Oh, it's already being implemented. The YouTube audio preview feature...

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 8:52PM (Unverified) said

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Once I had a dream I was an alien with the zapomatic and it was like playing Left 4 Dead and I teamed up with the boss zombies to fight the humans and one boss zombie was tiger print painted... Wierd huh.

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 8:53PM (Unverified) said

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It would be awesome to have a giant, green laser ball that can level city blocks... Oh wait it's called the quantum deconstructor.

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 8:51PM Paulish said

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Hot dog gun.

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 8:59PM kingofbadnewz said

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I would uase a dog poop slingshot.

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 8:57PM JohnDM said

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Confettitron Energy Pulse Rifle-X90

Make every human demise a party with the CEPR-X90. Tired of filthy human corpses? Hate the smell of burnt ash? A blast from this weapon makes who's ever unfortunate enough to get in your way explode in a burst of brightly colored confetti laced with metallic stars and smilies! Sure to brighten any doom-bringer's day.

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 9:10PM (Unverified) said

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some kind of catapult gun lol

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 9:24PM (Unverified) said

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I would love to see a poop-ray gun. You hit a human with it and they'd poop themselves to death. That'd be really cool.

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 9:26PM TrickyBandit said

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I would make a nagging woman hologram gun that would make all the soldiers run in terror...or maybe a knocked up girl with a newborn only saying I think it is yours.

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 9:35PM (Unverified) said

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A gravity gun with a chainsaw bayonette.

Posted: Dec 3rd 2008 10:32PM (Unverified) said

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A cross bow that shoots chainsaws

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