Wherein Joystiq helps sick kids by punishing Canadians
by Justin McElroy 
{ Dec 3rd 2008 at 8:20AM }
They've been at it for four-and-a-half days now, and have raised a staggering $55,000. Sadly, though, it could all come to an end around 11 p.m. EST tonight unless you act now, give all you can give, and help keep those Canadians stationary. Go, Joystiq Biomass! Attack!
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Obie @ Dec 3rd 2008 8:33AM
How can something be both sadistic and kind-hearted....it boggles the mind!
Dr. @ Dec 3rd 2008 8:47AM
I endorse this product and/or service.
fffunfarm06 @ Dec 3rd 2008 8:56AM
i donated 2 bucks. i feel bad. all i can afford. :(
Doug @ Dec 3rd 2008 10:21PM
hey, that could be the first two hours they drove (almost). You just caused 2 hours of agony to one person, and months of joy for many others. Congrats!
Ten Dolla Bill @ Dec 3rd 2008 9:22AM
What happens when Canadians are part of the Joystiq biomass?
Justin McElroy @ Dec 3rd 2008 9:31AM
It creates an endless feedback reality loop that kills us all. Why, you haven't heard of that happening, have you?
Ten Dolla Bill @ Dec 3rd 2008 9:50AM
I can neither confirm or deny these reports of the end of days... by obervation I can only say that it appears the Joystiq biomass is now stuck in a gravity well of Canadian time bending, reality distorting black holedness...
Levi @ Dec 3rd 2008 12:15PM
I don't know, but I'm sure it looks something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PStmknSWPZs&feature=related
fffunfarm06 @ Dec 3rd 2008 9:24AM
i want to put my bus in your garage. ill make fit. i might tear up your backdoor with my hulking girth.
Travis @ Dec 3rd 2008 9:33AM
i hope they pull over soon...i have to whiz
fffunfarm06 @ Dec 3rd 2008 9:49AM
im making the team sing the duck tales theme right now. lol its gonna be awesome. they earned 5 bucks from me.
Alien Lord @ Dec 3rd 2008 1:22PM
It's just like South Park says "blame Canada".
Phylicus @ Dec 3rd 2008 3:43PM
What exactly is the "Desert Bus" mini-game, and why is it boring?
All the links I click are having trouble loading.
Judd @ Dec 3rd 2008 6:38PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_Bus#Desert_Bus
Dexeh @ Dec 4th 2008 9:31AM
I totally made that image! You have no idea how shocked I was when I found it on here!