The Timothy Plan, one of our top 10 favorite conservative Christian, Florida-based investment firms, has just applied frowny-face stickers to "30 most offensive video games." (Offensive like killing hookers, not offensive like Haze
or Imagine Fashion Horsez
.) Our favorite entry on the list? Army of Two
, scolded for "somewhat homo-erotic undertones between the two main characters."
Though we fully
support the Timothy Plan bringing to light AoT
's non-existent allusions that two men could have feelings for each other, we can't help but wonder ... isn't that our job
Not to mention [crotch-hoisting joke here].