Honestly, we're just shocked he got out of the bank without the teller killing him with magical lightning bolts.
[Thanks, Bijan T.]
Honestly, we're just shocked he got out of the bank without the teller killing him with magical lightning bolts.
[Thanks, Bijan T.]
Reader Comments (92)
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 10:33AM (Unverified) said
Inb4Zeldarelatedjokes.
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 11:16AM (Unverified) said
Why the downvoting? I just couldn't come out with a joke of my own =(. (not play many zeldas)
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Posted: Dec 5th 2008 11:21AM darkinchworm said
Cardinal rule of the internet: If you don't have anything to post, don't post.
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Posted: Dec 5th 2008 11:24AM TheDarkWayne said
i got three stars for saying "inb4 butt jokes" on the post about the nintendo magazine going down
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Posted: Dec 6th 2008 4:35AM The Blank Mage Returns said
You're MOM'S the last refuge of the simple minded!
(Sorry, but you were asking for it.)
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(Sorry, but you were asking for it.)
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 10:33AM darkinchworm said
Ballsy motherfucker. You'd think he would know it's dangerous to go alone.
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 3:44PM (Unverified) said
Homey shoulda equipped a lantern to go out alone.
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Posted: Dec 5th 2008 10:34AM Misfit Toy said
This bank robbery has been sponsored by Nintendo.
Just the kind of coverage they're looking for.
Just the kind of coverage they're looking for.
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 4:28PM (Unverified) said
Yeah, they're trying to appeal to the "hardcore" crowd.
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Posted: Dec 5th 2008 10:34AM Zertoss said
Henceforth this citizen shall be known as...
THIEF!
THIEF!
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 11:23AM (Unverified) said
Stupid. He probably could only carry 999 Rupees anyways.
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Posted: Dec 5th 2008 11:21PM (Unverified) said
999 rupees is only $20.17 anyway. Probably best to get dollars.
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Posted: Dec 5th 2008 10:35AM AwesomeTown said
I guess this is what happens when Nintendo ignores the hardcore gaming crowd.
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 10:41AM (Unverified) said
You mean the LOSERS who don't have more than $200 dollars to buy a different system without selling their own?
Fuck 'em.
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Fuck 'em.
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 12:21PM (Unverified) said
Ouchies. I should have made myself a little clearer. I meant to say hardcore gamers, not losers.
Sorry.
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Sorry.
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 10:42AM (Unverified) said
Keep these coming, I want to do a whole post of Hyrule thief jokes from you guys and girls.
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 10:52AM darkinchworm said
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 12:37PM LaughingTarget said
Just wait until he deposits it in the bank and plays the Song of Time, he gets the money and a clean criminal record.
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Posted: Dec 5th 2008 10:48AM (Unverified) said
Why does he need to see the cashier? Surely all the money is in pots lying around the place?
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 10:49AM (Unverified) said
Let's play money making game.
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 10:49AM (Unverified) said
He definitely looks like a Gerudo.
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 10:50AM Swizzler said
maybe if we find out where the hat came from we can help the po-po narrow down the culprits? I've never seen a Zelda hat like that before, but maybe some camp hyrule prize or something? that would sure narrow it down, I'm sure Nintendo keeps tabs on winners of that thing.
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 11:05AM MC Double Def DP said
I searched Amazon.com for "Zelda baseball cap" and it popped right up.
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Posted: Dec 5th 2008 10:51AM Zertoss said
The note: "HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! Fill up the Giant's Wallet."
I guess he needed the cash to power his Magic Armor. That's why it's black in the picture.
I guess he needed the cash to power his Magic Armor. That's why it's black in the picture.
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 10:51AM (Unverified) said
I bet the teller is thinking, "Thank God that annoying Navi isn't around."
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 10:52AM Haggard said
I'll be that.. no wait.. I've never played Zelda
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 11:24PM (Unverified) said
That was actually witty.
If I could, I'd give you a million up votes for that.
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If I could, I'd give you a million up votes for that.
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 10:54AM (Unverified) said
"This is a stick-up! Fill this bag to 99 and noone has to feel my master sword."
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 10:57AM EdZ said
Well, Link DID do a lot of breaking into peoples houses, smashing up their crockery, and stealing their money.
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 10:57AM TheDarkWayne said
the police were unable to identify the robber, it appears his identity is a secret to everybody
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 11:14AM (Unverified) said
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 1:07PM I liked my old name Some Troll said
Dude, I don't know if I should beat yr ass for the obvious racial joke (especially since THIEF here was fucking WHITE) or laugh at that hilarious picture, then beat yr ass for good measure.
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Posted: Dec 5th 2008 11:17AM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said
I have to laugh this comes up the SAME day we do a 15 minute Zelda parody EXTRAVAGANZA:
http://screwattack.com/LiaG/Ep6-1
Also I wonder if he was forced to put money back in the register after his wallet reached its maximum amount.
http://screwattack.com/LiaG/Ep6-1
Also I wonder if he was forced to put money back in the register after his wallet reached its maximum amount.
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 11:20AM (Unverified) said
THIEF
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 11:22AM Shagittarius said
Its a secret to everyone.
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 11:27AM Nytemare said
*spoiler*
Live-action Legend of Zelda announced soon!
Live-action Legend of Zelda announced soon!
Posted: Dec 5th 2008 11:27AM Onomah said
Hyruleans are prone to thievery, think about it: most of the money you get is either from monsters you kill or the jars in people's houses.
