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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:03PM (Unverified) said

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My tinfoil hat will keep me protected, it has so far.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:27PM (Unverified) said

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I would put on a Michael Jackson mask and then I would look exactly like them. Then I would do the moon walk back into the spaceship where I would find millions of children captive and help them escape so we can all go Free Willy and sing a song.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:26PM Morisato13 said

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If the invasion was of hot alien babes... then I wouldn't resist at all. (such a nerd thing to say hah!)
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Posted: Dec 10th 2008 8:26AM daringone said

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Hostess orange cupcakes and Celine Dion... The cupcakes would never go bad, and assuming I didn't kill myself for having to listen to it, Celine should more than drive away the aliens.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2008 11:41AM simbadogg said

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- a bike driven electric generator with battery array
- a computer
- hundreds of Gigs of porn

and maybe some tv shows/dvds too...maybe
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Posted: Dec 12th 2008 2:07PM (Unverified) said

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I will go to my friends house who has more guns and bullets, than shown in the game.
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Posted: Dec 16th 2008 10:28AM (Unverified) said

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Hide, and wait for everything to calm down then when we are accepted by the invaders, then I make my move...
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:04PM Vidikron said

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I'd actually join them if I could.
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 11:24PM (Unverified) said

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Why, i'd g to Quebec of course! They're excluded from everything anyway so they probably wont even get invaded.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:07PM (Unverified) said

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i would disguise myself as them then kick em in the balls when they aren't looking
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:06PM Gaddes said

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I dunno, if they were alright I might actually see what they were about.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:07PM (Unverified) said

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Hide in large mall with tons of weaponry ^-^
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:06PM MaguS said

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I would through free shirts at them!
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:06PM (Unverified) said

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Close my eyes and squeeze as hard as I could.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:07PM 12q34e said

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I would resist the invasion with your mom
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:08PM (Unverified) said

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I would disguise myself as them then kick em in the balls when they aren't looking
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:07PM SeannyD said

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I'd shoot them. With my gun. And they would die. The end.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:07PM (Unverified) said

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i can't give you all the details but involves a modded virtual boy
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:07PM NumberZero said

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I would pull out my boomstick, and blow their heads off while shouting cheesy one-liners like "Hail to the King, baby"
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:08PM (Unverified) said

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I would vote for McCain or Hillary next time
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:09PM SicTransit2 said

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that's pretty obvious... a board with a nail in it (simpsons anyone? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_II#The_Monkey.27s_Paw)
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:09PM linkario said

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I would attack their weak point for massive damage. RIIIIDGE RACER!
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:10PM (Unverified) said

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I would mate with their women, and over time we would forget our differences
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:10PM HandSandwich said

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I'd resist by duct taping large knives, small bats, and loaded shotguns to my legs and then kicking furiously in circles.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:10PM lpas22 said

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Walk like them. Talk like them. Then take them out one by one.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:10PM AwesomeTown said

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I'd sneeze on them.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:16PM VaRIABLE SoUL said

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I'd use my lifeline and call Sarah Palin
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:11PM ijustw1n said

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Industrial strength cod piece.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:11PM Lordchimp said

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I would show the aliens pictures of Rosie O'Donnell
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:12PM Otawong said

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I'd vote for a third party candidate!

(Go ahead throw your vote away!)
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:13PM CaptainLx said

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I would call Will Smith and give him a F14 jet fighter... he'll take care of the rest.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:14PM scratchh said

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i'd leave this dirtball behind and find some new digs...
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:15PM cobjones said

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I wonder if everyone knows that Joystiq shares the name with a 1980's scab mag.....????....
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:15PM (Unverified) said

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I'd use a shotgun.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:16PM (Unverified) said

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I'd use my Nerf Vulcan and pray they are allergic to plastic foam.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:16PM Chrono951 said

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Attack Dogs
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:17PM (Unverified) said

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by recruiting the the BRATZ dolls to save us all......
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:16PM TheDarkWayne said

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I'd rally together Robin, Nightwing, Catwoman, the rest of the Outsiders, and the JLA and JSA and use our collective powers to defeat them! Unfortunately do to creative issues, our rebellion will be delayed several months while a new writer is found
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:17PM The Last Metroid said

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I would tell Paula to keep praying.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2008 6:07AM (Unverified) said

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I Would Get Yao Ming & The Big Show & Mr.T & Chuck Norris & Rick Astley All To Stand At The Great Wall Of China While The Aliens Come. & I Would Give Them BFG's & RPG's =)
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:42PM (Unverified) said

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I'd play the music from 'Mars Attacks!' continuously .
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:18PM Noxat said

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I'd use ice cream. Even aliens love ice cream.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:19PM KansasFF said

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Attach a stereo to my body and play Clay Aiken music on an endless loop.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:20PM DrunkenBoxer said

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I'd resist passively at first, then whip out the chainsaw
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:19PM sponge1337 said

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i would summon the zombie apocalypse and make the zombies fight the aliens
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:22PM (Unverified) said

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To Resist an alien invasion I would ball up into a fetal position in my basement. Allllll along ;_;
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:21PM (Unverified) said

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Resist an alien invasion? Simple. ASSIMILATE!
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:20PM Hashram said

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I would just go limp.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:20PM DraconianEclipse said

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I would use my awesome engineering skills to build a giant tripod with a heat ray to vaporize all the aliens.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:20PM Cerpin Taxt said

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I would use the Large Hadron Collider and send their ship swag into a black hole.
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