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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:39PM (Unverified) said

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One large bottle of bourbon

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:40PM Pirathonite said

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I would call Nathan Hale, Master Chief, Solid Snake, and Marcus Fenix creating the ultimate world defense force.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:40PM clevetheripper said

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Clench and Bite.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:40PM Appleanche said

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I'd interrupt my graduation party to throw rocks at them ;-)

Posted: Dec 10th 2008 8:03AM (Unverified) said

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Just playing online with my PS3

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:41PM oteriba said

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I'd resist the alien invasion by training with the best ninja masters and stealth kill each one.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:41PM (Unverified) said

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Squirt them with my squirt-gun

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:42PM (Unverified) said

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BARREL ROLL THE CHIMERA'S ATTACKS...

or better yet...

ATTACK THEIR WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:42PM (Unverified) said

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I would resist the alien invasion by lobbying to build a really big wall on the Southern California border.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:47PM (Unverified) said

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I would shoot them with my AR-15.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:42PM danhil2 said

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Roshambo for the planet!

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:43PM jitty said

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I would get out my R.Y.N.O. 2 and start decimating all the aliens

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:45PM Nebenator said

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I would hide in a corner while rocking back and forth.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:45PM (Unverified) said

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I'd attach ak-47s to my windshield wipers

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:45PM Snowman said

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Resistance is futile....I'd just bend over and prepare as best as possible for the incoming probe.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:51PM (Unverified) said

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I would leave glasses of water everywhere.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:45PM cpear said

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I would use some serious knife fighting skills acquired through watching Segal movies. Or just move to Canada.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:45PM SonicH04 said

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Mel Gibson. That's how.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:46PM (Unverified) said

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i would lock myself in a shelter with a couple snow bunnys, my ps3 and 10 pounds.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:46PM psich7 said

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Probably do like they did in Signs and leave glasses of water lying around.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:46PM (Unverified) said

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I don't think I could resist an alien invasion. I lack the willpower.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:46PM bman3146 said

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I would call on Tom Cruise for help.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:48PM (Unverified) said

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Throw a 'bag of hurt' at them

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:50PM spankw00d said

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Salt. Lots and lots of salt. Everyone thinks that you need lots of guns and stuff to kill aliens, but in reality, you just need a handful of salt to the eyes, or whatever it is they look with. Yep, aliens are just like slugs and salt is their weakness.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:49PM gohbot said

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A movie I saw taught me that I should sneeze on them.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:48PM (Unverified) said

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big ol sword to lop off their heads

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:48PM (Unverified) said

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I think that would be about to time to rejoice and hail our mighty alien overlords as our saviors and superiors, and then when they're not looking revolt and take them all down!!

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:49PM StrikeFear13 said

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I'm pretty sure the Borg said it best...


...Resistance is futile.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:48PM (Unverified) said

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CoD7 would have me vs them. I call it CoD: Revenge of the Bacon.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:50PM (Unverified) said

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I would resist by turning the tables on the anal probers by enjoying what they will hopefully do to me

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:50PM arex said

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Fly away to my home planet.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:51PM (Unverified) said

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I'd offer my services to their hot, three breasted females.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 10:09PM (Unverified) said

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I would offer myself up for immediate probing. On one hand, I may be resigned to a life of anal trespassing, I would always be revered and honored by the alien people as "There first good butt-fuck."

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:52PM (Unverified) said

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I'd shoot at them in a panicked state while yelling "BANANAS!"

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:52PM (Unverified) said

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hmmm by hiding somewhere deep in the himalayas where they can't find me.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:52PM defpoet1790 said

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I would have the runners in Mirror's Edge go and disarm them with their red slow down time runner's vision!

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:53PM (Unverified) said

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show them the trailer of chicken shoot and ninja bread man ...

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:53PM Zorink said

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hitchhike to another planet

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:53PM Goaliegeek said

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I would buy the best alien costume I could find and try and breed with the invaders

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:55PM squiggles said

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wait it out in my closet with my stash of pb and j sandwiches ive been hoarding

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:56PM (Unverified) said

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I'd make sure Tim Robbins stays in the basement.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:55PM afrokaze said

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With the biggest f***ing gun I can get my hands on

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:56PM (Unverified) said

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I would take off my robe and wizard hat.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:55PM pjh898 said

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Use my sexy good looks against them!

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:56PM sinusone said

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tinfoil hats of course

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:56PM megapenguinx said

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With my V-Watch and V powers of course,
what you thought I randomly picked my picture? I am Joe!

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:56PM aviussabes said

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I would resist an alien invasion by clenching my butt cheeks..... that is the type of invasion you meant right?

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:57PM creid8 said

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I would resist by throwing batteries at the aliens, and hope they leave in confusion.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:59PM (Unverified) said

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gummy bear blaster

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 8:59PM whatthegeek said

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I'd defend myself w/ angry badgers.

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