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Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:22PM Lemon of Top said

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I would just show the alien invaders my Wii, giving them a false sense of technological superiority, and then secretly turn on my PS3, distracting them with probably Motorstorm or something. Then bash their heads together and say 'Hail to the king baby".

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:22PM (Unverified) said

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A chastity belt...

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:23PM alexmlowgmailcom said

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Get out the shotguns.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:25PM (Unverified) said

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I would beam episodes of American Idol to their heads making them turn around and go home at light speed to get away from this trashy planet.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:23PM AzureSeas said

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I'd call Will Smith.

Posted: Dec 10th 2008 8:18AM (Unverified) said

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How is resisting going to help me bang an alien broad?

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:24PM Erdie said

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With a baseball bat, of course.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:25PM (Unverified) said

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I would use water. :D!

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:26PM XBL Brandon said

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leave the planet

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:26PM (Unverified) said

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I would join them. Resistance is no fun.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:26PM No Kill Tayler said

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I would chainsaw all of them with my lancer :]

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:28PM lastdinosaur17 said

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I would go super saiyan

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:27PM sw3de said

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Milk and Cookies

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:29PM (Unverified) said

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lock my self up in my basement with my ps3

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:28PM (Unverified) said

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I would shoot them just like Nathan Hale would.

Posted: Dec 10th 2008 8:03AM (Unverified) said

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Bomb shelter.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:31PM (Unverified) said

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I would draw the master sword from the temple of time, go to the future, destroy the alien invasion and then come back where everything would be just peachy.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:30PM (Unverified) said

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I for one would welcome our new alien overlords. I'd point out that as a trusted member of the media I could be useful to help round up other humans to toil in their underground sugar mines...

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 10:18PM (Unverified) said

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Set phasers on kill!

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:30PM vedichymn said

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I'd let my boston terrier loose on them, she'd probably lick them to death.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:31PM XGM said

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My own aircraft carrier of course.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:32PM MrRosewater said

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i would pretend to be one of them, if that didn't work, i'd hide in my basement with a year's supply of snickerdoodles.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:33PM (Unverified) said

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play dead until they leave

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:32PM Fozzie said

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Think of baseball... dead babies... nuts.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:34PM (Unverified) said

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i'd give them taco-neck.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:35PM D4rk1c3 said

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I'd use my B.F.G. and pwn them all =D

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:34PM Lam said

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I'd put my Left 4 Dead training to some practical use.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:36PM crunchymonkey said

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I would turn and runaway like a little girl!

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:44PM (Unverified) said

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i would run away obviously

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:38PM severian00 said

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Have them watch old episodes of Roseanne

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:38PM (Unverified) said

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I would get out my Bullseye and my Auger and I would send those aliens back where they came from.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:38PM HollowYoshi said

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By listening to loud, angry music and just generally sticking it to the man.

>.>

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:42PM (Unverified) said

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You only need one thing to be prepared for an alien invasion... and that's a shotgun. Works well for zombies too.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:41PM (Unverified) said

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With a healthy sneeze on their faces... wink wink.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:40PM Swamp Donkiey said

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I would hide under my bed.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:41PM Nomi said

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I will create a virus then fly off to the mothership with will smith and take them down.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:42PM NickTP said

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swing away

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:42PM AkmGamer said

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How about chairs.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:43PM (Unverified) said

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Submit! Resistance is futile...

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:43PM ch3burashka said

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Obviously resistance is futile, so I'd copulate with one (if that's possible), and present the future alien child to the invaders in hopes that they'd either be stopped in their tracks by its cuteness or feel guilty for invading such a peace-loving world.

Then, when we finally gain their trust, I'll organize a world-wide hugathon and when every alien hugs every human on the planet at the same time... BAM! Backstab. They won't realize what hit them.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:43PM (Unverified) said

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RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:43PM NuImage said

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I would use every gun in my safe

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:44PM (Unverified) said

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after several days of invasion, they will slowly die a painful death due to the every day bacteria we easily fight off with our immune systems

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:45PM Vahntsukara said

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With a crowbar and some physics puzzles.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:45PM mkernan said

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With a shotgun to the face.

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:46PM (Unverified) said

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I would have make them play E.T

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:46PM EyeZer0 said

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Shotgun!

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:46PM letherclad said

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I would be the person in the resistance that secretly leaks secrets to the aliens in return for money and the promise of power

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:47PM beefjerk82 said

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by not looking

Posted: Dec 9th 2008 9:48PM Madmartigan said

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