Explosively hot news out of a Square Enix Dragon Quest
press event: Dragon Quest X
has been announced for Wii. There is officially not enough material in the world to make all of the Wiis that are about to be in demand.
The announcement is super early, but from what we can tell, Dragon Quest
creator Yuji Horii "accidentally" said "We're developing Dragon Quest X
on the Wii." Satoru Iwata then went on stage and said "Thank you very much for developing Dragon Quest X
on the Wii!" Horii protested and said something to the effect of "Let's introduce Dragon Quest IX
Thanks for making the internet explode with your banter, guys! Reuters has confirmed
the announcement as well, and they're, like, respectable.
(And their writer was probably there.)