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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:34PM One Stomy Night go watch it said

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why would i need to weaponize the wii?

cause using it as choke wire ain't enough!
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:53PM leemahi said

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i would turn the wii into a podcast player and LISTEN TO THE JOYSTIQ PODCAST! thats my weapon cause joystiq podcast is awesome. i would use the wii nunchunks as a mouse cursor to join the joystiq podcast appreciation group on facebook!
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 11:27PM (Unverified) said

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Four words: chainsaws, chainsaws, and more chainsaws
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Posted: Dec 12th 2008 1:05PM simbadogg said

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add a scope to it
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:34PM (Unverified) said

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I would weaponize my Wii with a Trojan!
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:35PM studlyism said

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ill have fun with my son
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:38PM (Unverified) said

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Cave Explorer?










(Sorry for that but I just visited /b/.I really hope most of you don't understand this joke).
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:35PM (Unverified) said

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Closet booby trap. Placed under old text books.
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:36PM Handbone said

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wow. a wii gun. much more killing....in legal videogame ways!
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:36PM (Unverified) said

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They call me The Thrust Master
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:37PM goverland said

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I'd add the Nerf accessory
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:37PM Flametrooper said

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Put two controllers in pistols and one in a "machine gun" for use against virtual enemies. The last one will be used for close range combat against virtual enemies that come through the screen. And for whacking unsuspecting friends.
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 9:05PM mrkool said

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what are we commenting on?
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 11:34PM 12q34e said

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I would use your mom... that's right your mom! think about it.
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:40PM (Unverified) said

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Id weaponize my Wii by forcing people to play Wacky Races until there eyes bleed (which studies suggest takes somewhere between hitting the start button and the opening cinematic).
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:40PM (Unverified) said

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Why not Carnival Games? =(.
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:40PM Fitchman said

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I'd do it with spikes. Rubber spikes.
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:41PM (Unverified) said

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With a Gun
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:43PM (Unverified) said

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Large Hadron Collider add-on with helium leak warning system.
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:42PM (Unverified) said

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A bunch of turrets
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 9:48PM (Unverified) said

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I would use them to play video games with my family.
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:43PM (Unverified) said

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My Wii is already weaponized... Oh wait, you mean my Nintendo Wii.
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:45PM dargis49 said

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Cause the niece would love it.
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:43PM CPT Stewart said

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Gas that slowly seeps out of the disk drive. It'll hypnotize all of the victims and force them to play "Deer Drive". They will be scarred for life.
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:44PM (Unverified) said

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With the Wiimotes motion sensors, I can turn the Wii into a motion controled bomb.
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:45PM Ranus Studios said

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I imagine I'd just use it as a bludgeoning instrument. Batteries are surprisingly heavy, man.
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:47PM PunkJedi said

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I would throw it at someone...?
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:48PM (Unverified) said

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Put bales on the end of the Wiimote, duh.
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:48PM daveatemu said

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Don't you know. The Wii is already a hypnotic weaponized device.
Ever watch a crowd of people watch others play Wii in stores. Watch all the heads move in unison.
I'm with Nintendo.

Let's hypnotize the masses, then print money with our Nintendo DS.
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:49PM (Unverified) said

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I'll weaponize my Wii buy getting these free Joyswag weapons..??
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:50PM KonArtist said

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I would give it legs
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:52PM (Unverified) said

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add a chainsaw bayonette
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:52PM Palmer45 said

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Pfft, it's already I weapon. I just need a crappy wrist strap and some WiiSports action.
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:53PM (Unverified) said

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I would weaponize my wii with thrustmaster accessories including the t-wireless precision controller with vibration technology to crash and dash my opponents....
They won't see it coming. :D
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:53PM mab said

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attach some freakin' lasers to it.
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:54PM Inquisitor Glokta said

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By replacing the batteries with plutonium...
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:54PM (Unverified) said

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Gun and light saber!
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:56PM advancedcaveman said

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I’d weaponize the Wii by forcing someone to actually play Ninjabread man… That would be fatal.
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:55PM schwal said

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spikes.
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:56PM (Unverified) said

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i would customize my wii with an awesome with a big red mushroom that would kill anybody that i swing at!
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:57PM (Unverified) said

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Well....

My Wii will self distruct in 5 seconds!
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:56PM RobAccomando said

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with a Laser
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 8:58PM Zorink said

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throw the controller at a tv
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 9:00PM (Unverified) said

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I would super scope my wiimote if possible
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 9:01PM (Unverified) said

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slingshot. What? Sling shot? That's not going to do much, flinging Wiis at people, right? Wrong, not at people. Near large crowds. Yell Free Wii, trample trample trample...I'd get a totally high score for that.
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 9:01PM jhowlett said

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it's already got nunchuck ability, but i'd like to add real lasers to the pointer or tazers
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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I would stretch pantyhose over it, because nothing beats a great pair of legs.
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 9:08PM Fox City said

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Give it lasers- Pew! Pew!
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 9:14PM (Unverified) said

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Light saber Battle
FTW
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Posted: Dec 11th 2008 9:12PM VaRIABLE SoUL said

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I'd add an ACOG scope for max precision
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