Joyswag Holidaze: Wii Glow Saber Duo & Precision Pack + three games
Update: We've selected a winner! Congratulations to Russ Holland of San Marcos, CA.
We don't want to leave the Wii out of our Holidaze Schwagalong, so Wii-lovers, this is your chance to get in on the action. What says Holidaze and the Wii more than a snap-on plastic lightsaber attachment? Nothing that we can think of. You'll also get to cram your Wiimote into a handgun attachment and use a semi-clone of the Xbox 360 controller to put your games through their paces.
The Glow Saber Duo Pack and T-Wireless Precision Pack not enough for you? Fine. We're tossing in three Wii titles for you to huddle your family around over the next couple of weeks. Included is a copy of Death Jr.: Root of Evil, Wacky Races: Crash and Dash, and Family Party: 30 Great Games. It's more Wii-action that you can shake a saber at, and it could be yours if you enter our Joyswag contest:
We don't want to leave the Wii out of our Holidaze Schwagalong, so Wii-lovers, this is your chance to get in on the action. What says Holidaze and the Wii more than a snap-on plastic lightsaber attachment? Nothing that we can think of. You'll also get to cram your Wiimote into a handgun attachment and use a semi-clone of the Xbox 360 controller to put your games through their paces.
The Glow Saber Duo Pack and T-Wireless Precision Pack not enough for you? Fine. We're tossing in three Wii titles for you to huddle your family around over the next couple of weeks. Included is a copy of Death Jr.: Root of Evil, Wacky Races: Crash and Dash, and Family Party: 30 Great Games. It's more Wii-action that you can shake a saber at, and it could be yours if you enter our Joyswag contest:
- Leave a comment telling us how you'd weaponize your Wii
- You must be 18 years or older and a resident of the US or Canada (excluding Quebec)
- Limit 1 entry per person per calendar day
- This entry period ends at 12:00pm ET on Thursday, December 18th. We'll randomly select 1 winner at that time to receive one Glow Saber Duo Pack (ARV $34.99), one T-Wireless Precision Pack (ARV: $29.99), one copy of Death Jr.: Root of Evil for Wii (ARV: $39.99), one copy of Wacky Races: Crash and Dash for Wii (ARV: $39.99), and one copy of Family Party: 30 Great Games for Wii (ARV: $19.99)
- For a list of complete rules, click here
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 15)
Roger @ Dec 11th 2008 8:34PM
why would i need to weaponize the wii?
cause using it as choke wire ain't enough!
fffunfarm06 @ Dec 11th 2008 8:53PM
i would turn the wii into a podcast player and LISTEN TO THE JOYSTIQ PODCAST! thats my weapon cause joystiq podcast is awesome. i would use the wii nunchunks as a mouse cursor to join the joystiq podcast appreciation group on facebook!
LadiesMan217 @ Dec 11th 2008 11:27PM
Four words: chainsaws, chainsaws, and more chainsaws
SimbaDogg @ Dec 12th 2008 1:05PM
add a scope to it
WRE @ Dec 11th 2008 8:34PM
I would weaponize my Wii with a Trojan!
DangerMouse @ Dec 11th 2008 8:35PM
Closet booby trap. Placed under old text books.
ron @ Dec 11th 2008 8:35PM
ill have fun with my son
Dr Jeckyl and Mr ESC. @ Dec 11th 2008 8:38PM
Cave Explorer?
(Sorry for that but I just visited /b/.I really hope most of you don't understand this joke).
Handbone @ Dec 11th 2008 8:36PM
wow. a wii gun. much more killing....in legal videogame ways!
Strategy_Panda (the artist formally known as Titanium_Orchid) @ Dec 11th 2008 8:36PM
They call me The Thrust Master
Greg @ Dec 11th 2008 8:37PM
I'd add the Nerf accessory
Flametrooper @ Dec 11th 2008 8:37PM
Put two controllers in pistols and one in a "machine gun" for use against virtual enemies. The last one will be used for close range combat against virtual enemies that come through the screen. And for whacking unsuspecting friends.
Moptimus Slime @ Dec 11th 2008 8:40PM
Id weaponize my Wii by forcing people to play Wacky Races until there eyes bleed (which studies suggest takes somewhere between hitting the start button and the opening cinematic).
Wiinterfang @ Dec 11th 2008 8:40PM
Why not Carnival Games? =(.
Firtch @ Dec 11th 2008 8:40PM
I'd do it with spikes. Rubber spikes.
rhyno @ Dec 11th 2008 8:41PM
With a Gun
j379 @ Dec 11th 2008 8:42PM
A bunch of turrets
zVp @ Dec 11th 2008 8:43PM
My Wii is already weaponized... Oh wait, you mean my Nintendo Wii.
Ruben @ Dec 11th 2008 8:43PM
Large Hadron Collider add-on with helium leak warning system.
Stewart Bananas @ Dec 11th 2008 8:43PM
Gas that slowly seeps out of the disk drive. It'll hypnotize all of the victims and force them to play "Deer Drive". They will be scarred for life.
jonaswan1 @ Dec 11th 2008 8:44PM
With the Wiimotes motion sensors, I can turn the Wii into a motion controled bomb.
Ranus Studios @ Dec 11th 2008 8:45PM
I imagine I'd just use it as a bludgeoning instrument. Batteries are surprisingly heavy, man.
Brian Fantana @ Dec 11th 2008 8:45PM
Cause the niece would love it.
punkjediguy @ Dec 11th 2008 8:47PM
I would throw it at someone...?
Citizensnips @ Dec 11th 2008 8:48PM
Put bales on the end of the Wiimote, duh.
Dave @ Dec 11th 2008 8:48PM
Don't you know. The Wii is already a hypnotic weaponized device.
Ever watch a crowd of people watch others play Wii in stores. Watch all the heads move in unison.
I'm with Nintendo.
Let's hypnotize the masses, then print money with our Nintendo DS.
VicViper09 @ Dec 11th 2008 8:49PM
I'll weaponize my Wii buy getting these free Joyswag weapons..??
KonArtist @ Dec 11th 2008 8:50PM
I would give it legs
Okane @ Dec 11th 2008 8:52PM
add a chainsaw bayonette
Palmer @ Dec 11th 2008 8:52PM
Pfft, it's already I weapon. I just need a crappy wrist strap and some WiiSports action.
Calamari @ Dec 11th 2008 8:53PM
I would weaponize my wii with thrustmaster accessories including the t-wireless precision controller with vibration technology to crash and dash my opponents....
They won't see it coming. :D
Mark @ Dec 11th 2008 8:53PM
attach some freakin' lasers to it.
quasebrasileiro @ Dec 11th 2008 8:54PM
By replacing the batteries with plutonium...
Karter @ Dec 11th 2008 8:54PM
Gun and light saber!
schwal @ Dec 11th 2008 8:55PM
spikes.
Advancedcaveman @ Dec 11th 2008 8:56PM
I’d weaponize the Wii by forcing someone to actually play Ninjabread man… That would be fatal.
Nintendo Fan @ Dec 11th 2008 8:56PM
i would customize my wii with an awesome with a big red mushroom that would kill anybody that i swing at!
Rob Accomando @ Dec 11th 2008 8:56PM
with a Laser
David @ Dec 11th 2008 8:57PM
Well....
My Wii will self distruct in 5 seconds!
Zorink @ Dec 11th 2008 8:58PM
throw the controller at a tv
Brent Todd @ Dec 11th 2008 9:00PM
I would super scope my wiimote if possible
scott @ Dec 11th 2008 9:01PM
slingshot. What? Sling shot? That's not going to do much, flinging Wiis at people, right? Wrong, not at people. Near large crowds. Yell Free Wii, trample trample trample...I'd get a totally high score for that.
j.howlett @ Dec 11th 2008 9:01PM
it's already got nunchuck ability, but i'd like to add real lasers to the pointer or tazers
mR KooL @ Dec 11th 2008 9:05PM
what are we commenting on?
Mr Je11yman @ Dec 11th 2008 9:06PM
I would stretch pantyhose over it, because nothing beats a great pair of legs.
Zach S @ Dec 11th 2008 9:08PM
Give it lasers- Pew! Pew!
Ian @ Dec 11th 2008 9:12PM
I'd add an ACOG scope for max precision
MED @ Dec 11th 2008 9:13PM
i would hang it over a cliff with a string so small children will fall off trying to reach it. Why? because they are to loud and grabby.
jukeboxhero141 @ Dec 11th 2008 9:14PM
Light saber Battle
FTW
Hrothgar @ Dec 11th 2008 9:14PM
I would use a sigil stone to give it a drain health on touch ability.